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Monday, August 15, 2016

DarmstadtiumLuck - A sex story

You all wanted a sequel of the now 1 year old story!
Written by Hydrogen.

IF YOU READ THE TITLE, This is a sex story. For 18+ only. If you're younger than that, LEAVE. This is a sex story of a cancelled show. Just because it's cancelled, doesn't mean it's dead!
For safety reasons, all characters in this story are 18+.
Teams Involved in this story - Mercurials, Manganisms and the Lanthanides.
Zirconium and Hafnium were holding hands, knowing they were destined for each other. Everyone was looking at them suspiciously. But there was one person who REALLY liked it...
Yes, yes yes, it was Darmstadtium. He always dreamed of him having a girl! But Zirconium and Hafnium are really angry at everyone for discovering their sex scene, so he doesn't think it's possible. Or is it?
Meanwhile, for Hafnium and Zirconium...
Hafnium: Man, that was some pretty good sex... this really made me get over Niobium's elimination, like totally... would you like to have some right now?
Zirconium: Yes, I do want to have sex!
Hafnium: Where?
Zirconium: Somewhere private...
Hafnium and Zirconium walk to the bridge without anyone seeing them. They stripped down at the same time.
Hafnium: Should we do 'IT?'
Zirconium: Yes! Yes! Yes we do!
They lick each other's pussies passionately, tasting the juices. Hafnium licked zirconium's clit, making her twitch in passion. Zirconium did the same. It wasn't long before they were going to cum. They both came at the same time, and drank their lover's juices at the same time too.
Hafnium: It's like we're twins!!!
Zirconium: Yeah!!!
Little did they know, Darmstadtium was watching them have sex. His bulge in his pants was growing bigger...
Darmstadtium: Hey, can I join?
Hafnium: Sure, you can! We need a little twist in our sex times! Even though you're a nerd and stuff, you can join!
Darmstadtium immediately takes off his pants, seeing his dick was 8 INCHES!
Both of their mouths watered for his dick.
Darmstadtium: Hafnium, suck my dick. Meanwhile, Zirconium, I'll eat our of your beautiful pussy.
Zirconium put her pussy on his mouth, where he began to lick it. He licked and sucked on her clit, making her even more wet.
Zirconium: More! More! Please! Suck it harder! My pussy is so wet!
Meanwhile, Hafnium licked his dick passionately, licking up his pre-cum. She wanted all of it! She needed all of it! She put her tits between the dick, milking it. Soon, Darmstadtium needed to come, so he licked zirconium's pussy even faster.
Zirconium: I think I'm going to... I'm... I'M CUMMING!!!
Darmstadtium licked zirconium's love juices and Hafnium tasted his cum. It was so GOOD!!!
Hafnium: That was the BEST CUM EVER. Now, Darmstadtium, it's MY turn to have my pussy licked. It has been dripping wet while I was sucking your juicy cock, so LICK IT NOW!
Hafnium put her pussy on his face, and then he licked it the same way he did to Zirconium.
Hafnium: I'm so horny right now!!! Uh! Please lick me! Lick me until I cum into your face! I'm so wet right now! Yeah! Lick my clit! Do it!Meanwhile...
Zirconium: Should I, or should I not?
Zirconium put her pussy on his dick, and then rode it like there was no tomorrow.
Zirconium: Uh! This feels so good! This is my first time... but I really like it!
Darmstadtium continued licking the other girl's pussy, while Zirconium was losing her virginity to Darmstadtium. Soon, Darmstadtium came inside Zirconium.
Zirconium: Our love juices... your cum is warm...
Hafnium: Now, it's MY turn.
Hafnium, unlike Zirconium, wasn't a virgin. She lost her virginity to her old boyfriend, a Kangaskhan. She put her pussy on his dick and rode it.
Hafnium: Uh! Oh! Please, fuck me! FUCK ME HARD! I love your dick! I LOVE IT!!!
Zirconium fingered herself while she was watching Darmstadtium fuck Hafnium. Sooner or later, Hafnium finally came.
Darmstadtium: Now, ladies, rub your pussies together while I play with your nipples!!!
They both rub their pussies together, passionately.
Hafnium: Oh my god! I'm feeling so GOOD!
Zirconium: Oh my god, my slit is feeling so warm!
They manage to rub their pussies so fast, they came like there was no tomorrow!
Darmstadtium was jacking off to the whole thing.
Now, the two girls had their boobs between his dick at the same time. They were milking it. Darmstadtium was so overjoyed, he came SO many times, their BOOBS were covered in cum!
Hafnium: Oh... this was the best sex ever...
Zirconium: Yeah... I love you both...
Hafnium: Much better than that Kangaskhan...
Soon, after the show ended, they were 9 months pregnant. They were both due to give birth. Of course they didn't win because they were pregnant, so they were kicked out.
"Push, push push!"
Hafnium and Zirconium pushed at the same time. Hafnium gave birth to 2 girls, and Zirconium gave birth to a guy. Unfortunately, the doctor was Lucario the POKE man...
Lucario: Why does zirconium's baby look exactly like a purple thing (Nidoran Male) and why do the twins look like Slowking and Slowbro???
Darmstadtium was revealed to be 1/4 Slowpoke, 1/4 Nidoran. He was only half human...
The end.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

oxygen and hydrogen adventures

hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium boron carbons nitrogen
JESUS: IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS!?
hydrogen: no.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

part 2

Hydrogen - The cool guy. Best friends with Oxygen, and is adventurous. Hydrogen is a male. His color is cyan.
Oxygen - Hydrogen's best friend. He says a lot of things that are false and true. Oxygen is a male. His color is cyan.
Tellurium - The most Asian element that has been in the stories these days. Tellurium is a female. Her color is orchid.
Holmium - A person who reacts to everything by saying "Holy Holmium!" Holmium is a male (despite his very girly color). His color is a grayish-pink.
Lutetium - The lute in the stories. He likes calling himself the "Lutetium." Lutetium is a male. His color is blue.
Dysprosium - The princess in the stories. Calls herself "Princess Dysprosium." Dysprosium is a female. Her color is magenta.
Erbium - The female in the stories. She is a passionate lady who is a great friend! Erbium is a girl. Her color is magenta.
Antimony - The smart person in the stories. He does not like money, though. Antimony is a male. His color is gray.
Hafnium - Hafnium is the cool person. He likes halves a lot, hence his name. Hafnium is a male. His color is blue.
Tungsten - The Tellurium clone. He likes light bulbs, and likes young people. Tungsten is a male. His color is orange.
Americium - A patriot. He's the funny kid of Nitrogen's family. Also the oldest. Americium is a male. His color is red.
Rhenium - The fun kid. Usually teases people, especially Molybdenum. Rhenium is a male. His color is dark red.
Samarium - Adventurous and fun! Samarium is the Summer's Kingdom element! Samarium is a male. His color is green.
Chlorine - The most courageous character in the series. He is really lovely, according to Iodine. Chlorine is a male. His color is yellow.
Terbium - The sister of Erbium. She's the more serious girl in her family. Terbium is a female. Her color is purple.
Helium - Well-played element of the stories who likes balloons. Helium is easy to be annoyed. Helium is a male. His color is cyan.
Fluorine - Fluorine has a passion for toothpaste, even though that's fluoride. Fluorine is a male. His color is blue.
Selenium - Selenium is a movie director. He likes singing like Selena Gomez. Selenium is a male. His color is blue.
Molybdenum - Molybdenum is a tough man. His long name shocks everybody. Molybdenum is a male. His color is green.
Radon - Radon is the exact opposite of Helium. Radon is calm, yet not well-played. Radon is a male. His color is green.
Boron - Boron, despite his name, wishes for fun stuff to happen. Boron himself is boring though. Boron is a male. His color is blue.
Iodine - Sassy girl. Iodine calls herself the babe, and loves Erbium a lot. Iodine is a female. Her color is purple.
Phosphorus - An enlightened friend. He likes things that are on fire, hence his name. Phosphorus is a male. His color is red.
Alkali - Alkali loves explosives. Alkali apparently loves musicals, too. Alkali is a female (despite this red). Her color is red.
Halogen - Halogen is the exact opposite of Alkali. Halogen likes light bulbs, too. Halogen is a male. His color is blue.
Cerium - Cerium is the curious one. He likes Curium a lot, and is a great detective. Cerium is a male. His color is red.
Gadolinium - He likes teasing people, and he has a very catchy name to have! Gadolinium is a male. His color is green.
Nitrogen - The beautiful lady. She doesn't like being teased. She is a pessimist. Nitrogen is a female. Her color is purple.
Iridium - Iridium can get along with people well. He also has really funny jokes. Iridium is a male. His color is orange.
Bromine - Bromine likes fiery stuff, like Phosphorus. Bromine loves sports, too. Bromine is a male. His color is red.
Aluminum - Aluminum loves light and cooking stuff with aluminum foil. Aluminum is a male. His color is gray.
Vanadium - Vanadium is so cool that he's disliked by everybody. Vanadium is a male. His color is blue.
Einsteinium - Einsteinium invents machines, only seen in science movies. Einsteinium is a male. His color is light gray.
Lithium - Lithium loves all kinds of things. She loves cooking batter. Lithium is a female. Her color is light purple.
Lanthanum - Lanthanum is the one that loves singing. His favorite word is "La!" Lanthanum is a male. His color is cyan.
Fermium - Likes making people suffer by shooting them, or turning them into something. Fermium is a male. His color is blue.
Carbon - Carbon is the coolest kid, and he doesn't like Oxygen at all. He is the total classic. Carbon is a male. His color is orange.
Gold - Gold absolutely LOVES being social! He is usually seen with Silver, his best friend. Gold is a male. His color is gold.
Silver - Silver is a brilliant element! Silver mixes well with Gold. Usually seen with Gold. Silver is a male. His color is silver.
Ytterbium - The older brother of Erbium and Terbium. Believes in crazy stuff. Ytterbium is a male. His color is red.
Argon - Argon is the lazy element. Argon likes sports a lot, making his life a lot harder. Argon is a male. His color is yellow.
Astatine - Astatine is CLASSICAL. Astatine loves doing various stuff! Great personality! Astatine is a male. His color is green.
Rhodium - Rhodium is the youngest of Nitrogen's family and loves Rhode Island. Rhodium is a female. Her color is magenta.
Californium - Favorite state is California, and thinks he's cooler than everyone. Californium is a male. His color is orange.
Cesium - The annoying kid. Cesium likes rubbing stuff in your face (Rubidium). Cesium is a male. His color is yellow.
Titanium - Titanium likes the Titanic movie. Titanium apparently wants to sink it. Titanium is a male. His color is gray.
Calcium - Calcium loves jokes, and also loves medals and awesome names. Calcium is a male. His color is orange.
Francium - Francium has thoughts about Radon, and also likes telling people facts. Francium is a male. His color is green.
Rubidium - Rubidium loves insulting things, especially Cesium. Calls Terbium something that's not Terbium. Rubidium is a male. His color is red.
Uranium - Loves radioactive stuff and hanging out with Astatine. Really loves radioactivity... Uranium is a male. His color is green.
Curium - Curium is known as the "Second Cerium." He likes Cerium the most. Curium is a male. His color is blue.
Praseodymium - Praseodymium wonders about everything, even his name. Praseodymium is a male. His color is dark red.

A post from the elements on the periodic table.

NOTE: The bad Gadolinium, the murder mystery, Hades and Persephone, the "What element are you?" and "How smart are the elements?" stories don't count because Bad Gadolinium stretches out elements (like Indium), the Hades and Persephone stories are absolute parodies featuring Praseodymium, the quizzes don't really matter, and the murder mystery doesn't count because after a while you'll notice it's a parody of Family Guy.
In this piece of text, everybody counts!
Rules.
You MUST pick at least a character who HAS NOT made an appearance. You can pick up to 5 characters to elect. That means, you can't take Holmium, Dysprosium or Nitrogen. I will only count the ones that haven't made an appearance yet! I won't be counting a description of Lutetium, for example! He already exists.

Once you pick your desired element(s), give the element a description. It has to be how they're like. You can also include what their favorite thing is, their best buddy...whatever! Just give them a description! Also, type in what their colors are (ex. blue, red, cyan, etc.), please. Make a comment on this post to see who you elect!

Available Colors
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Cyan, Blue, Purple, Magenta
Dark Gray, Gray, Light Gray
Light Red, Light Orange, Beige, Grayish-Green, Grayish-Cyan, Light Blue, Light Purple, Greyish-Pink
Dark Red, Dark Orange, Dark Yellow, Dark Green, Teal, Dark Blue, Dark Purple, Dark Pink
Orchid, Dodger Blue, Gold, Silver, Bronze

You can pick up to 5, remember that!

If you were referred from Deviant-ART, put your Deviant-ART username somewhere in your comment.

Descriptions of already existing characters will exist SOMEWHERE ELSE
Made at least ONE appearance (Don't pick them):
Tungsten, Dysprosium, Americium, Rhenium, Antimony, Hafnium, Samarium, Chlorine, Terbium, Helium, Fluorine, Selenium, Molybdenum, Radon, Boron, Iodine, Hydrogen, Phosphorus, Holmium, Cerium, Gadolinium, Nitrogen, Iridium, Bromine, Aluminum, Tellurium, Vanadium, Einsteinium, Oxygen, Chromium, Lithium, Lanthanum, Fermium, Carbon, Gold, Ytterbium, Argon, Astatine, Rhodium, Erbium, Californium, Cesium, Titanium, Calcium, Francium, Rubidium, Uranium, Curium, Lutetium, & Praseodymium.
Hasn't made an appearance (The elements you can choose):
Osmium, Beryllium, Nickel, Bismuth, Sodium, Radium, Zinc, Iron, Gallium, Neon, Strontium, Mendelevium, Protactinium, Copper, Arsenic, Barium, Palladium, Technetium, Zirconium, Magnesium, Neptunium, Actinium, Berkelium, Mercury, Thorium, Germanium, Manganese, Xenon, Plutonium, Potassium, Niobium, Sulfur, Indium, Polonium, Platinum, Promethium, Tin, Silicon, Thallium, Yttrium, Cobalt, Neodymium, Scandium, Lead, Krypton, Nobelium, Cadmium, Ruthenium, Tantalum, & Europium.

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Saturday, December 5, 2015

Closing of this blog

This blog is gonna be INACTIVE.
This blog won't be used that much. I'll be more on my NSFW blog.