Busby's Chair

Japan Lukasiewicz and France Bonifay were at an airport. Japan was showing off an airplane.
Japan: Check it out, yo! How kickass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude! Is it blowing your mind yet or what?
France: (big sigh) I don't get it. Why did you call me all the way out here just to look at a silly airplane? It's just (stupid) I could never have come up with the same design. I think it's (stupid) Very unique. Haha.
Japan: Hey, thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat you, so I'm glad you think it's top!
France: What!?
American: Excuse me. But wasn't that information supposed to stay a secret?
Japan: It sure was!
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Busby's Chair was shown.
France: Busby's Chair. Long ago, Thomas Busby viciously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said… the chair is responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths!
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France was at the meeting place now.
France: I've got it now! I'll switch the chair of Japan Lukasiewicz with Busby's during the meeting! Japan won't be able to jive talk his way out of this one! Hahaha! I can't believe I didn't think of cursing him like this sooner!
Suddenly, Austria Roderich was sitting in Busby's Chair.
Austria: Oh, France! You’re here kind of early today, aren’t you?
France: Ah!
The chair gets destroyed because Austria sat in it.
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Busby's chair was kind of repaired.
France: Busby's Chair... anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Austria...
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France has entered upon an operation to get Japan dead drunk and get information out of him.
Japan: Well this is fun! You don’t normally ask me out for drinks!
Prussia: I figured it was high time we got together and turned up a pint again.
Several hours later...
Prussia: Uh... am I Catholic... or Protestant? I don't know...!
Bartender: Excuse me. Is he ok?
Japan: He always gets like this when he starts drinking-
Prussia: You don't know me! I'm the boyfriend of Hetalia and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!
Japan: Dude, calm down!
Prussia: Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old kenya x swaziland was treating you so I saved you! I thought, maybe we could be poland-bravers and bond over our mutual hatred for Latvia but uh-uh!
Japan: Uh…
Prussia: You didn't wanna be friends with me!!! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do and you didn’t know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!
Next day...
Prussia: Why won't the light just shut up? I swear I'm never going to drink again! Someone please kill me!
Japan: Dude can party!
Latvia: Kick him out…
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Lichtenstein (not Liechtenstein), Belarus Lukasiewicz, and Russia Elizaveta were camping once again. Suddenly, they notice something.
Lichtenstein: It seems they're here.
Belarus: I agree.
Russia: Say what?
Lichtenstein: It's those 5 people again.
Russia was waving a white flag.
Japan, France, Poland Veneziano, Austria, and America Kirkland were shown.
Japan: Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! AMERICA! I choose you!
America gets out his frying pan. Lichtenstein gets out his gun while Belarus gets out his katana. Russia was just waving his white flag...
America fights Lichtenstein, while Lichtenstein dodges.
"AMERICA HITS LICHTENSTEIN ON THE HEAD!"
"AMERICA HITS BELARUS ON THE HEAD!"
America sees Russia, and Russia sees America...
Russia: I give up!!! Please don't hit me!! Because I'm delicate and I bruise like a summer peach!!! And I think your hair is really cool!
Japan: Ah!
Poland: Ah…
Austria and America: Ah?
Lichtenstein and Belarus: Ah!
France was laughing...evilly. France was in the water, next to Busby's Chair.
Poland: That's Busby's Chair!
Japan: I don't know what that means.
America: It's a chair that's been cursed!
France: Correct. Does anyone here have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?
Austria Roderich appears in the chair once again.
Austria: Ah, comfy!
France: No! What are you DOING?! It's not supposed to be YOU, Austria!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!!!
The chair breaks... once again.
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Busby's Chair was shown ONCE again. It was kind of repaired.
France: Busby's Chair… it is the ultimate weapon of France...