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| Hydrogen - The most simple element ever. |
= Best thing that ever happened.Hydrogen is the most simple element on the periodic table. It was also one of the only elements that was here when the Universe was created. There are three types of Hydrogen...
Hydrogen - Oxygen's worst nightmare.
Deuterium - Radioactivity Hater.
Tritium - Does he play the guitar!?
It's true, there was an unreleased post making the elements sound stupid. Deuterium was really funny. Anyways, let's get back to fact. Hydrogen is the smallest, lightest, and most abundant in the universe. Hydrogen is in the air. Hydrogen was discovered by Samarium Dewar. I went on to make up 111 other elements on the periodic table, which explains why "Oxygen" is called Oxygen. Nitrogen's name is actually supposed to be "Geranium." However, there was already an element named "Germanium," and we didn't want to confuse it, so we changed it to "Nitrogen," by messing up his own name, making it sound like "Nydrogen (nitrogen's pronounced that way, still!)." Hydrogen's on team "Osmium Pens," by the way sounds like a bad idea.
I wonder why Hydrogen's name is hydrogen...
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| Humble Holmium! |
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= Bad, bad idea...Helium is named after the god Helios. I named it that, because I was looking at the sun and wondered, "How old is Zirconium's hafnium piece?" then I looked at the sun and saw Helios in it. Let's get back to fact. It's made up, and it's the 88th element I thought of when I was bored. Helium's real name is "holy Holmium," Yttrium's favorite quotes. This picture was made to make Neon jealous. Well, his name was also originally going to be "Ultimate-Holmium," but we decided, "Will that be confused with Holmium?" and then changed it to "Helium," Helios' element. It is the second most abundant... I wonder why our voices aren't high yet. Helium is found in the sun a lot, making a good reason why it's not named "Ultimate-Holmium."
Wishing that Holmium's not gonna see this.
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| Lithium - POTASSIUM'S WORST FEARS... REALIZED! |
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Lithium is named after the famous person, "Potassium's lithium." I was bored and I hated this element so much (WHY DOES IT REACT THIS WAY WITH WATER!?), so I decided to name it either "Potassium" or "Lithium." I clearly liked the name "Lithium" and Potassium's ISN'T really a name. Lithium is found in your smartphone, and decided to kill Potassium (48th naming.) Lithium was the 33th named. Rubidium thinks that she has Silver's gold-platinum, yet Lithium does not know about this! (DON'T READ THIS LITHIUM, POTASSIUM'S ARE IN THAT PAGE TOO) Lithium can be cut by a knife, but is like a ninja, so she can cut anyone in half (that includes Nitrogen).
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| Beryllium - Looks innocent... |
← Beryllium did that!Beryllium is basically the MOST SILLY ELEMENT EVER. Seeing what Beryllium did (put a picture of himself around americium's flags), he isn't really smart. He also wants to punch Persephone Emeralds (Or was that Praseodymium Jades?) in his free time with his "Aquamarine and Emerald" hands. Basically he can do anything amazing, even cast Manganese spells on pictures to make them look like iodine. His name was originally going to be "Dysprosium's," but once we saw Dysprosium we changed our mind and named it after "Beryllium's Magnesium" instead.
I wonder why Beryllium even exists.
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| He is boring at first, but... |
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(astatine's boobs though!)Boron isn't boring! Did you see him laughing at a dying Astatine? Yeah, that's funny enough... However, he looks bored, even though he really is laughing at that poor astatine's misfortune. He was the 45th to be named, because Hydrogen was bored and he couldn't risk naming an element after "Samarium Dewar!" He was bored, but ever since, Boron was not boring. He should be named "Samarium The Fun One" instead. SORRY, COMICAL EUROPIUM, samarium's the discoverer of me. I abused 111 names ever since.
I wonder why...
Another series is coming soon! It will feature 5 more elements toonified! Stay tuned in!
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