Randomized Elements Reaction - Calcium's Elimination Ceremony (censored)

Team at elimination ceremony: - Chlorine Chlorides
THIS IS JUST A ROUGH DRAFT! Expect things to change in the final story!
The 8 Chlorine Chlorides were at the elimination ceremony. (Bohrium, Niobium, and Fluorine got eliminated before.)
Remaining Campers
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Hahnium: As you know, if you do not receive a marshmallow, you'll be forced to walk the Dock of Shame, and you can never EVER return to camp. Chlorine, Samarium, Darmstadtium, Gadolinium, and Hydrogen, you are safe!
The five claim their marshmallows.
Hahnium: (with a loudspeaker) Holmium, you're safe too!
Hahnium tossed a marshmallow at Holmium, who was sitting on a tree branch due to his stench.
Holmium: Muchos lochos, copadre!
Hahnium: Okay, that leaves Calcium, who bailed big for reasons unknown...
In the confessional...
Calcium: bbies...
Back in the ceremony...
Hahnium: And Potassium, who bailed even bigger, because Krypton left him circling the drain in a shameless...
Potassium grabbed Hahnium's shirt.
Potassium: That chick was determined.
Hahnium: ...Which is why you're safe. Calcium, sorry dude, you're done like dinner.
Calcium: Well, it's been fun guys.
Calcium was seen walking the Dock of Shame.
Calcium: Farewell Randomized Elements Reaction. I loved, I lost, and I saw bbies. What more can a man ask for?
Hafnium: You loved?
Meitnerium: You're a man?
Chlorine: You saw bbies?
Calcium tossed his luggage on the Boat of Losers.
Calcium: Meitnerium, I meant every word of that poem.
Meitnerium: Poem? That was you?
Chlorine: No way.
Meitnerium ran over and hugged Calcium.
Meitnerium: Baby, you're some kind of freaky!
Calcium: Give daddy some sugar!
Hafnium, Krypton, and Chlorine saw CALCIUM AND MEITNERIUM KISS. Everyone else gasped as she kissed him before Chef dragged Calcium back onto the boat as Meitnerium waved goodbye.
In the confessional...
Chef: Meitnerium and Calcium? I was as shocked as you. But you didn't read the letters. (chuckles) Ooh, spicy.
Back at the Dock of Shame...
Holmium: Wait a second, Calcium saw your bbies?
Bismuth: Can we see?
Meitnerium: Heck no. Wait a minute, whose bbies did you see?
Just then, Ruthenium exited the shower while wearing a towel. She turned back and stomped over to her.
Meitnerium: Oh see now, you messed with the wrong sister.
Ruthenium: Oh please, it was a total fluke. You think I'd actually show that dweeb my boobs on purpose?
Ruthenium () gets chased by Meitnerium ().
Meitnerium: Get back here!
Hafnium: Well, that's settled. Good night.
Chlorine: 'Night.
Remaining Campers
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