One day, in the house of the Transactinides...
Rutherfordium: It's nice, isn't it?
Dubnium: Yes, Rutherfordium.
Rutherfordium: I'm a scientist. Let's go terrify some losers, okay?
Meanwhile, in Strontian, Scotland...
Strontium: Do you remember Radium, hater of all radioactivity?
Thorium: Radium is a real creep.
(Flashback)
May 19th, 2015
Radium: What is this? A birthday gift!
Strontium: Radium, hope you enjoy.
Radium: Did this belong to Uranium!? Is it a collection of RADIOACTIVE stuff?(screams)
Uranium: Radium... Why!?
Radium: IT'S RADIOACTIVE, THAT'S WHY!
Uranium: Dang it...
Radium: Thank you for celebrating my birthday, kids!
Thorium: Yes, sir!
Uranium: I didn't need the radioactive stuff anymore. There are two types of elements, regular elements and radioactives. I am a radioactive. I was born a radioactive. You weren't.
Radium: I am not born a radioactive... I was born a regular element. That hates radioactives.
(Flashback ends)
Thorium: Radium is so creepy...
Strontium: What?
(CRASH)
A capsule crashes into their backyard!
Strontium: WHAT IS THIS!?
The capsule read "Ruthenium."
Thorium: Ruthenium? What does ruthenium mean?
Suddenly, rutherfordium clones come out!
Rutherfordium Clones: Ruthenium means... Rutherfordium in a RADIOACTIVE element!
Thorium: I'M NOT RADIOACTIVE!!!
Rutherfordium Clones: We're looking for radioactive elements. Can you find them?
Strontium: Here's this radioactive element detector. Have it and LEAVE US ALONE!
Thorium: STRONTIUM!
Rutherfordium: Thank you, Strontium.
The clones come back in Ruthenium and then head off for radioactive elements!
Meanwhile, in America...
Uranium: Our Scottish friend, Thorium is here!
Thorium: Hello, Rubidium Caseia- You're not Rubidium! Uranium! YOU'RE RADIOACTIVE! It's dangerous for my health!
Uranium: Rubidium Caseia is next door, Thorium. Hello, so anyways...
Thorium: Rutherfordium clones will take YOU!
Suddenly, Ruthenium crashes into the backyard.
Uranium: I WAS GROWING RADIOACTIVE TREES THERE!
Thorium: Radioactive trees?
Uranium: Yes, I am. Now... Hmm, what is ruthenium?
Rutherfordium: AHA! Radioactive element right here.
Rutherfordium grabs Uranium and then stuffs him into Ruthenium. Uranium was taken by Rutherfordium.
Meanwhile, in Nebraska...
Iridium: Got no osmium pens, sorry, Protactinium. I don't bring osmium pens here.
Protactinium: (gasp) I heard the news! Kidnapping in Florida! Name?
Iridium: Gotta catch 'em before they're gone.
Protactinium: Iridium! Stop acting like Sulfur and listen to me.
Iridium: 'Ranium was kidnapped by a strange being that came outta capsule named Ruthenium. Gotta catch 'em all!
Protactinium: SHUT UP!
Iridium: It's a farm, okay? IT'S MY FARM! You just came to visit 'ere!
Protactinium: Okay...
Suddenly, Ruthenium crashes into the farm.
Iridium: A capsule!? IN MY FARM! No! I was growing plants in there!
Protactinium: (gasp) Is this the capsule?
Rutherfordium: YES. I have your friend hostage in this capsule.
Uranium was bound and gagged in the capsule.
Protactinium: URANIUM!
Iridium: Bound n' gagged, huh? Well, let me...
Rutherfordium pushes Iridium aside.
Rutherfordium: I'LL TAKE YOU NEXT!
Protactinium: WAIT! MAGIC PICTURE!
Rutherfordium: That's just our team member, Meitnerium. NOW, PREPARE!
Suddenly, something resembling gum headed straight for Protactinium! It gets Protactinium, and then the gum flies into the capsule!
Iridium: 'Protactinium is gone! Well, don't care, ain't that something. Ooh, an osmium pen!
Now, we're in Texas.
Sulfur: TEXAN TIME!
Sulfur is revealed to have been living on a ranch.
Sulfur: YEE-HAW! Texas spirit!
Sulfur suddenly sees Ruthenium in a pit. Meanwhile, Sulfur's neighbor, Americium, saw it all.
Americium: Hello?
Sulfur: Ain't Ruthenium from New Mexico?
Rutherfordium: NO IT ISN'T!
Americium: Hello?
Rutherfordium uses a lasso to lasso Americium up.
Rutherfordium: Take that!
Sulfur: Are you using Texan spirit against ME!?
Rutherfordium: Yes I am, Texan Sulfur! In fact, I've gotten stuff right here!
A bound and gagged Protactinium and Uranium were in the capsule.
Sulfur: NO! This can't be!
Rutherfordium throws Sulfur.
Sulfur: OUCH!
Rutherfordium: See ya later, Sulfur!
Ruthenium flies away from Sulfur.
Sulfur: Well, let's continue using Texas Spirit!
Back in the Transactinides' house...
Rutherfordium: Okay, we've gotten Uranium, Protactinium, Americium, and even this picture...
Rutherfordium: (gasp) I got a kid who looks like Thor too! Nice!
Meitnerium: (claps) You've done a great job.
Darmstadtium: I'm proud of you.
Roentgenium: What should we name him?
Dubnium: No one knows...
Darmstadtium: Can we name it Darmstadtium Jr.?
Thorium: NO! My name is Thorium!!
Rutherfordium: Thorium is your name? That's nice.
However, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, and Copernicium were ready for a surprise...
Thorium: I'VE GOTTEN YOU! I was riding the capsule the whole time. I knew Strontium shouldn't have given you that detector. Now, time to...
Suddenly, Rutherfordium grabs Thorium.
Rutherfordium: NO FOILING OUR PLANS, PRIMARY ELEMENT!
Thorium: NO! Let go of me, you dirty, dirty freak! I'm a clean kiddo, not a dirty one like YOU guys! I'll free the radioactive elements, even if they're radioactive!!!
Rutherfordium: Too late for that, ugly. Now enjoy a piece of molybdenum too!
Rutherfordium throws Thorium out of the house, with a bunch of other radioactive things that the Transactinides once had.
Thorium: Gross! Radioactive junk! Well, TIME TO GET REVENGE!
To be continued...
Ruthenium means Rutherfordium and Meitnerium's capsule.
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