Thursday, July 2, 2015

The Ultimate Challenge - Day 2

They have been knocked out, and now they're in a cave. Will they survive in the cave and find the chest, or will they get killed first?
7:00 AM-9:30 PM is where they get killed.
Nitrogen, Magnesium, Praseodymium, Dysprosium, Lead, Mercury, Chlorine, Polonium, Nobelium, Copper, Zinc, Iodine, Barium, Rutherfordium, Gallium, Antimony, Cadmium, Promethium, Phosphorus, Actinium, Neon, Neptunium, Fermium, Radon, Nickel, Scandium, Arsenic, Platinum, Germanium, Rhodium, Terbium, Titanium, Americium, Bismuth, Tellurium, Silver, Lanthanum, Helium, Uranium, Lawrencium, Protactinium, Argon, Gadolinium, Palladium, Ruthenium, Astatine, Californium, Iron, Technetium, Chromium, Niobium, Curium, Selenium, Cesium, Lutetium, Cerium, Vanadium, Tin, Samarium, Cobalt, Carbon, Rhenium, Xenon, Berkelium, Francium, Einsteinium, Holmium, Bromine, Sulfur, Iridium, Yttrium, Hafnium, Ytterbium, Silicon, Thorium, Neodymium, Manganese, Lithium, Erbium, Boron, Strontium, Plutonium, Mendelevium, Europium, Tantalum, Osmium, Beryllium, Indium, Rubidium, Tungsten, Calcium, Krypton, Gold, Aluminum, Fluorine, Thallium, Radium, Molybdenum, Zirconium, Oxygen
Sadly, these are the dead elements.
Time right now: 6:55 AM
Location: A cave
Hafnium: Where are we?
Zirconium: I have no clue.
Hafnium: We're in Iridium's hafnium boat.
Zirconium: WHAT!?
Hafnium: Look... I'm your cousin, Zirconium.
Zirconium: I know that...
Yttrium: Zirconium, maybe you can just punch hafnium's eyeballs out!
Zirconium: I am encouraged.
Indium: Me too.
Iridium: Zirconium, what if I encourage you to punch mendelevium's eyes?
Mendelevium: Iridium! NO!
Suddenly, a rock-slide starts!
Francium: CESIUM'S IN WATER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
A bunch of rocks were heading their way. They all ran for their lives.
Indium: CADMIUM! HELP ME!
Indium throws himself into Cadmium's arms.
Indium: Dysprosium! What's with your blue hair?
Dysprosium: Indium! There's nothing wrong with my blue hair.
Indium: (screams)
Later, after a long run...
Indium: We're safe. Wait... Where's Yttrium?
Dysprosium: yttrium's caught in the rock-slide... Yttrium died...
Indium: (screams)
Dysprosium: What is it, Indium?
Indium: WE'RE UNDERGROUND! Help us...
Time: 7:05 AM
Neon: We're trapped... and I'm glowing!
Neodymium: Neon! Please lead us out of this cave!
Lead: Who said my name?
Thallium: NOT YOU, LEAD!
Bismuth: Thallium's changed a lot...
Thallium: Let's sing! Olympian Washington, POISE Idaho, Selenium Montana...
Bismuth: So...
Thallium: BISMUTH'S North Dakota!
Indium: SELENIUM'S MONTANA!? WHAT IS THAT!?
Thallium: I MADE THOSE LYRICS UP!
Selenium: You know, I can hear that...
Dysprosium: (screams)
Barium: LOOK AT ME! I've changed A LOT!
Dysprosium: Show me how you look like.
Sulfur: THAT'S HANDSOME. Sadly, that guy has big neodymium's, is burning, and smells bad. It looks like The Hulk.
Barium: THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ME! Stupid Image randomize! It pulls up pictures of Copper now.
Copper: It's ugly.
Nickel: I agree.
Nickel punches the picture, making the character look like this.
Barium: Okay. Now, look at me!
Sulfur: NEVER!
Barium grabs Sulfur.
Sulfur: Whoa. It's either me or you look uglier.
Barium: I AM NOT UGLY. Copper's ugly.
Sulfur: Let's go into the next room.
They reveal a lava pit!
Iridium: WHOA!
Sulfur: We got to be careful...
Everyone walks around the lava pit.
Indium: It was so hot...
Suddenly, Iridium trips and was headed towards the lava pit.
Iridium: NO!
Osmium: Iridium's too young to die... He was only 23.
Iridium: OSMIUM'S...OH NO! THE LAVA PIT!
Osmium: I CAN'T WATCH!
Iridium gets killed by the lava.
Osmium: NO!
Barium: Thinking of how Iridium survived so long last time... this is irony.
Indium: Iridium is now dead.
Nitrogen: This is so sad.
Oxygen: Dear lord, make me find the million dollars.
Osmium: Iridium... Oh, my Iridium...
Indium: He will never be forgotten.
Nitrogen: Look! It's an elevator.
Barium: Okay. It's too small to fit all of us in. Okay! Nitrogen, Hafnium, Zirconium, Promethium, Dysprosium, Thorium, and Neptunium's Singing!
Nitrogen: Neptunium's Singing?
Barium: Neptunium's Singing is also known as... Thallium!
Thallium: Olympian, Washington! Poise, Idaho! Selenium Montana!
Bismuth: Why?
Barium: Because...
Thallium: BISMUTH'S NORTH DAKOTA!
Thallium punches the elevator, busting it.
Barium: Thallium! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
Dysprosium: I want Lutetium!
Lutetium: (yawn)
Dysprosium: Tellurium's so happy!
Krypton: Me too. I remember when being taken away... Now that I'm back.
Nickel: Hi! I'm Nickel, your new best friend!
Cobalt: Nickel's so happy!
Krypton: Hello. I'm Krypton, your...Krypton?
Neodymium: Krypton's nice.
Krypton: x e n o s gas revenge!
Xenon: Damn it, helium's filled balloon!
Krypton: X E N O S GAS. It will always make you cry.
Xenon: Look! It's...HEY! STOP TAKING MY SCREEN TIME!
Cesium: Sacramento California, Phoenix Arizona, Santa Fe New Mexico, Austin Texas... Baton Rouge Louisiana, Jackson Mississippi, Montgomery Alabama, Tallahassee Florida...
Fluorine: Cesium, now what's the capital of I D O H O?
Cesium: That is not even a...
Thallium: POISE, Idaho!
Fluorine punches mendelevium's eyes.
Rubidium: Then Cesium doesn't shut up. How bad can this be?
Promethium: Cesium's singing again!
Promethium punches Rubidium.
Rubidium: OUCH!
They all run, but then...

Gadolinium: SAMARIUM'S AN ORGANISM LISTENING TO HEADPHONES WHOSE HEAD IS BURNING. HE'S ALL DOING IT... WHILE IN A LAB BEAKER.
Samarium: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT TERRIBLE PICTURE!?
Gadolinium: samarium...
Samarium screams, letting everything break. Promethium, Dysprosium, Carbon, Cerium, and Chromium get buried by rocks.
Lanthanum: CURIUM'S! NO!!!!!
Carbon's hand comes out of the pile of rocks.
Carbon: nitrogen's caused this...
Cadmium: Carbon! I'll save you!
Cerium: Cadmium, thank you for your help...
Dysprosium: (screams) I'M STILL TRAPPED!
Promethium: Help...
Chromium: Thorium! SAVE ME!
Neptunium: Thorium's a hero!
Rubidium: I THOUGHT THAT WAS ME!
Neptunium grabs Rubidium.
Rubidium: Well, you didn't sing!
Carbon: SAVE ME!
Cadmium: Carbon! I almost got you...
Suddenly, a rock slide starts, burying Promethium, Dysprosium, Carbon, Cerium, and Chromium.
Hafnium: Cerium's dead!
Zirconium: (laughs evilly)
Cadmium: Carbon's...dead.
Nitrogen: (laughs evilly)
Oxygen: NITROGEN'S LAUGHING AT CARBON'S DEATH!
Cobalt: bluer people!
Zirconium: Okay... So...
BOOM!
A bomb explodes, making everyone fly out of the cave and onto the island again.
Location: Big Island of Hawaii
Time: 6:00 PM
Beryllium: ARE WE FLYING!?
Tellurium: YES, WE ARE!
Tellurium and Beryllium land into the ocean.
Iodine: Tellurium! No!
Rubidium: I AM FLYING! OH NO! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Suddenly, an airplane hits Rubidium!
Cesium: RUBIDIUM'S HIT!!!! Oh, I wanted Rubidium to last much longer on this...
Another airplane hits Technetium.
Iodine: T-TECHNETIUM! NO!
Thorium: WE'RE FLYING!
Suddenly, an airplane hits everyone!
Iodine: OUCH! Well, we're on it, not hit by it.
Cesium: Okay...
Suddenly, the airplane drops them all!
Astatine: YES!
Lanthanum: Okay... let us sing!
Astatine: RADON'S POPPED, NO!
Astatine falls into the floor, making him look like this picture.
Polonium: WHAT!?
Astatine's dead, Polonium!
Lanthanum: OH NO!
Everyone then lands on the island.
Lanthanum: Oh...
Erbium: Lanthanum...
Lanthanum: I look like a flat-bread...
Everyone was injured from the impact.
Nickel: Co-bolt, where are you? Cobalt? Cobalt!? Cobalt!
Cobalt didn't respond.
Nickel: Cobalt?
Nickel looks around for Cobalt, and when suddenly...
Nickel: (screams)
Cobalt was impaled on a rock! Cobalt was already dead.
Nickel: COBALT'S DEAD! Oh, Cobalt! WHY!?
"YOU'RE NOT IN THE CAVE! YOU MENDELEVIUM'S!"
Then, suddenly... BOOM! Everyone was sent in the cave, and knocked unconscious...
To be continued...

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