The Ultimate Challenge - Day 1

The elements above Rutherfordium will be ignored!

This is not to be confused with the Super Challenge.
The Ultimate Challenge takes place one year after "The Super Challenge." 104 new Elements all hear about a stash of a million dollars in an island. However, there are many dangers on the island, and the elements get killed, one by one... Will they survive? Or will they be toast? Find out!
The killings will take place between 7:00 AM to 9:30 PM. It's like the "Super Challenge."
Tungsten, Osmium, Beryllium, Nickel, Bismuth, Dysprosium, Americium, Sodium, Radium, Zinc, Iron, Rutherfordium, Rhenium, Antimony, Hafnium, Gallium, Lawrencium, Neon, Samarium, Strontium, Chlorine, Mendelevium, Protactinium, Copper, Arsenic, Terbium, Helium, Barium, Palladium, Fluorine, Technetium, Selenium, Zirconium, Magnesium, Neptunium, Actinium, Molybdenum, Berkelium, Radon, Mercury, Thorium, Boron, Iodine, Hydrogen, Germanium, Manganese, Xenon, Plutonium, Phosphorus, Holmium, Potassium, Cerium, Niobium, Gadolinium, Sulfur, Nitrogen, Indium, Polonium, Iridium, Bromine, Aluminum, Platinum, Tellurium, Vanadium, Einsteinium, Oxygen, Chromium, Lithium, Lanthanum, Promethium, Fermium, Carbon, Gold, Tin, Ytterbium, Silicon, Argon, Astatine, Rhodium, Erbium, Californium, Cesium, Titanium, Calcium, Francium, Thallium, Yttrium, Cobalt, Neodymium, Scandium, Silver, Lead, Rubidium, Krypton, Uranium, Nobelium, Curium, Cadmium, Ruthenium, Lutetium, Tantalum, Praseodymium, Europium
Time right now: 11:30 AM
Location: Big Island of Hawaii
There was a boat, with 104 Elements in it. They finally reached their destination. Everyone jumps off the boat into the island.
Iridium: Whoa...
Strontium: Whoa, this island looks AMAZING!
Osmium: We're in Hawaii! I always wanted to go here!
Vanadium: I am Vanadium!
Titanium: Oh, Hawaii!
Neodymium: The place I and Neon always wanted to explore!
Nickel: Hi! I'm Nickel, your friendly friend!
Nickel waved hello to us.
Copper: I'm your coinage metal!
Krypton: And I'm Krypton!
Tellurium stares at Krypton.
Krypton: ...okay?
Sodium: This is a nice place!
Indium: This place makes me so cute!
Rhodium: I thought it was Rhode Island!
Carbon: Rhode Island's not really an island.
Argon: How do you think that's an island anyways?
Rhodium: I don't know!
Rubidium: Rubidium's more powerful than ever!
Nickel: Hey, Rubidium. I'm Nickel. You may have known me from before.
Rubidium: Nickel!
Rubidium and Nickel talk about their experiences while they were gone.
Nickel: Whoa! You went skydiving?
Rubidium: Yes, I did.
Tellurium was next to Tungsten.
Tellurium: Tungsten, remember when you went to the museum with me?
Tungsten: Tellurium! I do!
Zirconium: Everyone! Look! It's 100% pure diamond! It's the ultimate diamond!
Hafnium: GIVE ME THAT!
Zirconium: That's a zircon!
Hafnium: Zirconium's evil!
Yttrium: Zirconium's ours too.
Zirconium: I'm no body's zircon. I'm like a zircon. I look like a diamond, but in reality, I am a stupid and smelly idiot like Hafnium over there.
Hafnium: Zirconium, THAT'S RUDE.
Bromine: We never knew.
Vanadium: VANADIUM'S BACK! IN ACTION!
Titanium punches mendelevium's eyes.
Vanadium: Titanium's back in action too. Punching people's eyes?
Nickel marches to Titanium.
Nickel: Hi. I'm Nickel, your friendly...TITANIUM! You should be ashamed of yourself! You punched Mendelevium's eyes, you punched his feelings too.
Titanium: Nickel, why are you here?
Vanadium: Nickel's so cute...
Tin: HEY! Why does Nickel get all the lines!?
Vanadium: Tin, maybe you should punch Mendelevium's eyes.
Tin punches Nickel's stomach instead of mendelevium's eyes.
Nickel: My stomach!
Tin: Nickel, stop being the attention hog!
Iridium: Okay, then I will! I see the cartoon platinum. The cartoon platinum has big neodymium's.
Tin: Show that platinum thing to Nickel.
Zirconium: I have a real diamond!
Hafnium: GIVE ME THAT!
Hafnium punches Zirconium's arm and then steals the diamond.
Hafnium: Now... I gotta find love.
Zirconium: Ouch. My arm.
Lutetium: Zirconium, so unfortunate! Hafnium's been naughty lately, right?
Zirconium: No. I have. Also, it's 11:55 AM.
Hafnium: Zirconium's been useless lately.
Lithium: Zirconium's actually nice!
Zirconium: I'm nice and all... I hope they...
Nickel: Hurry up, Zirconium. Milk of magnesium is delicious and all, but you can't listen to Milk of magnesium forever!
Magnesium: I DON'T HAVE MY OWN TYPE OF MILK!
Neon: Neodymium!
Neodymium: Neon...
Potassium: Nice. Hey guys, have you tried calcium's in milk yet?
Calcium: HELL, NO! I am not in cow pee!
Indium: I don't wanna drink cow pee!
Potassium: COW PEE!? GROSS!
Potassium throws up all the lunches he ate in the last 10 days.
Indium: (laughs)
Potassium: Is it really cow pee?
Indium: Yes.
Nitrogen: Nitrogen's here!
Potassium: Nitrogen, is this cow pee?
Nitrogen: Yes, it is.
Potassium: (throws up)
Technetium: Well, enjoy Sodium.
Sodium: P-POTASSIUM!
Potassium: (screams)
Sodium: I love eating bananas with potassium's in them!
Nitrogen: I also see potassium's in foods. What else is good?
Potassium: Iodine's death. I wanted to see that.
Nitrogen: I LOVE potassium's-rich foods.
Suddenly, Nitrogen gets kicked down.
Hydrogen: POTASSIUM'S RICH FOODS ARE GOOD!
Nitrogen: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
Oxygen: Potassium's rich foods are good...
Time right now: 12:00 PM
Sodium: POTASSIUM'S RICH FOODS, POTASSIUM'S RICH FOODS. potassium's rich foods, potassium's rich foods!
Calcium: North South East West in a calm objective osmium...Iridium's the best of the 50.
Sodium: Why not Nickel?
Nickel: (doesn't respond)
Sodium: Nickel?
Nickel: WHAT!
Sodium: Why is there a...
Suddenly, a huge knife stabs Sodium and...
Potassium: (screams)
Holmium: Why do I have a...
Holmium looks in his private area, and sees...
Holmium: ...man part?
Helium: Because, all men are born with it. Yes, even Nickel.
Nickel: Germanium, do you have one?
Germanium looks in her private area.
Germanium: No, I don't. I have a woman part, though.
Potassium: The knife stabbed sodium!
Germanium: Was that supposed to happen?
Zirconium: I think that was supposed to happen to Hafnium.
Hafnium: WHAT!? It was clearly headed for Iodine.
Iodine: No... I think the decision was random.
Potassium: Sodium's gone.
Copper gets out a 5-cent nickel's.
Copper: I thought Nickel was worth much more than that.
Nickel: BUT I AM!
Cobalt: DON'T DROP THAT 5-CENT NICKEL'S ON ME!
Nickel: Seriously? Why did it have to include my name... Why wasn't it a 5-cent Cobalt, or a 5-cent Hafnium?
Nitrogen: No one knows.
Zirconium: Hafnium's name was lame enough.
Nickel: Seriously!?
Tin: How about a 5-cent Tin?
Nickel: Tin's the winner! It sounds SO much better than a 5-cent nickel's.
Copper: Okay?
Iridium: I'm Iridium, and I can walk again!
Osmium: INDIUM'S FACE!
Indium: I thought you were Iridium's friend.
Osmium: Cobalt's really like a girl...
Cobalt: ...WHEN I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL!
Niobium: Nickel's either being a zircon or Zirconium's tired.
Zirconium: I am tired, so...
Niobium: COME ON! Stop relaxing! We have to find a million dollars!
Cobalt: Bluer.
Niobium punches mendelevium's eyes.
Cobalt: YES!
Niobium punches Cobalt's eyes.
Cobalt: MY EYES!
Niobium: Much better.
Indium: I really don't like it.
Osmium: Iridium's delicious!!!!
Osmium, that is not iridium. That's a piece of crap vanadium's steel.
Cobalt: Are you sure that piece of crap vanadium's steel is edible?
Osmium: OF COURSE IT'S EDIBLE!
Osmium eats the crap vanadium's steel.
Osmium: Now... LET'S FIND IT!
Indium: Iridium's gonna go with me, okay?
Osmium: If Iridium's yours, Tin's mine!
Tin: Really? I don't want to be with the densest element on the periodic table EVER.
Osmium: Dang it, Tin...
Tin: Osmium, maybe we can punch mendelevium's eyes together?
Mendelevium: Excuse me, Osmium, but I had enough eye punching today. Nickel's strong...
Nickel: Hi. I'm Nickel, your performer! I have gotten stronger lately...
Copper: Nickel's gonna punch a hole through a paper now?
Nickel punches Copper's stomach.
Copper: OUCH!
Nickel: That's what you get for doubting me.
Cobalt: BLUER AND GREEN AT THE SAME TIME.
Vanadium: Nice, but we have to find the million dollars!
Cobalt: WE!? More like I, Cobalt the magnificent!
Nickel: Hi. Now we're gonna role play.

Nickel - Blood Type A
Cobalt - Blood Type B
Iridium - Blood Type O
Vanadium - Blood Type AB
First Requirement...
Nickel, Cobalt, Iridium, and Vanadium all had "Looks" out.
Second Requirement...
Nickel, Cobalt, Iridium, and Vanadium all had "Character" out, Vanadium barely holding it.
Third Requirement...
Nickel had "Caring" out. Cobalt had "Personality" out. Iridium had "Innocent" out. Vanadium had "Money" out.
Nickel: ...
Cobalt: Oh.
Iridium: Wow, you are so brave.
Vanadium: Why? Do not tell me you don't like it? Quit pretending!
Fourth Requirement...
Nickel had "Honest" out. Cobalt had "Confident" out. Iridium had "Big neodymium's" out. Vanadium had "Aura" out, barely holding it. Iridium, was of course laughing at it. Nickel, Cobalt, and Vanadium looked at Iridium.
Nickel, Cobalt, Vanadium: ...
Soon, Nickel and Cobalt were beating Iridium up.
Cobalt: Watch less porn, you pervert!
Nickel: Innocent with big neodymium's? You idiot!
Iridium: Why am I the only one getting beat up?
Vanadium: ...how tasteless.
Osmium: Nice job. Iridium being beat up was hilarious. Also, I see that Vanadium is tasteless.
Vanadium: That was so hilarious.
Neon: I know. I don't want to be beaten up by Nickel and Cobalt.

Nickel: Yes, you do.
After hours of comics...
Time right now: 2:00 PM
Vanadium: Nickel, stop looking at hilarious comics about big neodymium's!
Suddenly, Hydrogen gets smashed!
Einsteinium: Hydrogen!
Nitrogen: hydrogen's dead! Well, Hydrogen's a long-time survivor a while ago... Now, Hydrogen died. Is it because he looked at those neodymium-comics?
Neodymium: Do all these comics involve Neodymium?
Nitrogen: Neodymium, yes they do. Iron Americium!
Americium: This is really nice.
Krypton: Yeah...
Krypton: Too many comics.
Hydrogen's corpse creeps Nitrogen out.
Krypton: Xenon's a robot!
Xenon: Hydrogen's dead... Stop looking at comics about BIG NEODYMIUM'S.
Neodymium: Yes, please do. Well, I, Neodymium...
Nickel: Yes?
Calcium: Wait... let's make our own periodic table!

Hafnium: This time, I'll last a decent amount of time. In fact, I might get the million dollars! Where is the stash though?
Zirconium: It's somewhere...
Radium: Wait... where were my lines?
Nickel: I ATE THEM ALL.
Radium: Okay...
Nickel: Hey, Actinium! I'm not radioactive, unlike you!
Radium: Nickel, I was gonna say that!
Nickel: Also, thorium's radioactive!
Thorium: NO I AM NOT! ACTINIUM'S MORE RADIOACTIVE THAN ANY RADIOACTIVE PIECE OF CRAP THERE IF! RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS ARE PIECES OF...
Thorium... you need to shut up and stop hurting actinium's feelings!
Lutetium: My name is nice.
Palladium: So...
Rhodium: PLATINUM'S RIPPED OFF OF ME! YOU SEE!?
Actinium: ACTINIUM'S BRAVE!
Palladium: Hydrogen -Holmium Lithium Beryllium.
Holmium: Helium turned me in! NO!
Helium: Well, that's something holmium's got to remember!
Holmium was crying like a dysprosium whale.
Dysprosium: HEY! Well Cerium is gonna die next.
Cerium: CERIUM'S GONNA DIE!? (screams) I'm Cerium though!
Lanthanum: I'm a painter!
Lanthanum gets out a canvas.
Cerium: Lanthanum... always so beautiful.
Lanthanum: CERIUM'S GONNA DIE NEXT... THE UNEXPECTED WAY.
Cerium: I'm still a young Cerium. Say that to Iridium.
Thorium: Nickel's insulting me!!!
Nickel: THORIUM'S RADIOACTIVE! (points at Thorium) RADIUM'S GONNA KILL YOU, RADIOACTIVITY!
Thorium: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT RADIOACTIVE! Fine. Look! You know Cobalt? HE'S radioactive! He loves being a radioactive FREAK!
Cobalt: NO I'M NOT!
Nickel: Cobalt's RADIOACTIVE!?
Cobalt: THORIUM'S RADIOACTIVE-ER THAN YOU THINK!
Thorium: I AM NOT RADIOACTIVE!
Suddenly, Thorium feels radiation poisoning.
Thorium: PROTACTINIUM'S RETURNED!
Protactinium: Thorium! NO!
Thorium: OH NO! RADIATION POISONING!
Thorium faints.
Protactinium: THORIUM'S DEAD! (cries)
Cobalt: Cerium's color...
Neptunium: I FEEL LOVE!
Neptunium's singing wakes up Thorium.
Thorium: NEPTUNIUM'S SINGING!?
Neptunium: YES, I AM!
Thorium: Why haven't we tried to find the million dollars yet?
Cobalt: Because there are excessive amounts of nickel's in the chest.
Nickel: HEY!
Cobalt: LOOK! It's a frozen pole, Nickel! Hey, Thorium! Look! It's PROTACTINIUM'S DEATH!
Thorium: P-PROTACTINIUM'S DEAD!? YES!
Thorium tries to kiss the pole, but then he gets his tongue stuck on it.
Neptunium, Uranium, and Protactinium: THORIUM'S STUCK TO A POLE!
Thorium: PROTACTINIUM'S NOT DEAD!
Protactinium: Okay, Thorium's pretty annoyed.
Thorium: YES, I AM!
Thorium punches mendelevium's eyes.
Thorium: Now, I need something warm.
Cobalt: Thorium, I can't understand you!
Copper: COBALT'S COPPER-COLORED NOW!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! Done.
Cobalt: ...
Copper: Tin's really got a tin's ear.
Tin: YAWN! Copper's sink gallium, germanium...
Nitrogen: potassium's...rich...foods!
Potassium: SODIUM'S DEAD! STOP SINGING ABOUT POTASSIUM'S RICH FOODS.
Nitrogen: potassium's...rich... (collapses)
Oxygen: Nitrogen, continue singing this song!
Nitrogen: potassium's rich goods! potassium's rich moods! potassium's rich hoods!
Potassium: Oh no!
Suddenly, a HUGE shark comes with his teeth, and then EATS POTASSIUM!
Chlorine: POTASSIUM'S EATEN BY A SHARK!!! I saw it all...
Iodine: bromine's said his first line!
Chlorine: I'm not Bromine!
Iodine: Chlorine, now punch Astatine.
Astatine: TOO CLASSIC.
Suddenly, Iodine shoves Astatine into Thorium's arms.
Thorium: Astatine!
Astatine: Thorium?
Thorium: I feel so sleepy...
Nickel: Let's go to the chest!
Thorium: NO!
Nickel kicks Thorium's...protactinium?
Thorium: OUCH! I use that organ to make babies!
Nitrogen: Well, I have a different one. I DON'T WANT TO SHOW IT!
Oxygen: Nitrogen's true.
Nitrogen punches mendelevium's eyes.
Oxygen: Oh, Nitrogen.
Nitrogen: Iridium?
Iridium: OH NO!
Iridium discovered that his foot was stuck inside the rocks.
Osmium: Iridium!
Iridium: Help me...
Rhodium: ASTATINE'S COLOR!? GROSS!
Iridium: ...astatine's not that shocking.
Chlorine: Yes it is.
Bromine: At least I'll be living longer than you expect.
Gold: Silver is not my color.
Rhodium: silver's foot is stuck in rocks?
Iridium: THAT'S MY FOOT!
Cadmium: indium's foot is stuck in rocks!
Iridium: I'm not Indium!
Gold pulls Iridium out.
Iridium: Gold... you saved me!
Iodine: I feel like someone has an iodine's allergy.
Beryllium: That would be me.
Iodine: GET AWAY!
Beryllium: (dysprosium's whale!)
Rubidium: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Cesium: Rubidium's ruby! I FORGOT ABOUT IT! Where is it?
Rubidium: My ruby!
Rubidium starts acting like a dysprosium whale.
Dysprosium: (rolls eyes)
Suddenly, a hammer knocks them into the cave!
To be continued...