25 remaining elements will try to find Mendeleev... before Mendeleev finds them first!
Still Standing
Cadmium,
Berkelium,
Copper,
Praseodymium,
Tungsten,
Palladium,
Carbon,
Manganese,
Strontium,
Actinium,
Promethium,
Niobium,
Uranium,
Iridium,
Vanadium,
Lead,
Ytterbium,
Nitrogen,
Molybdenum,
Cesium,
Rhodium,
Magnesium,
Potassium,
Yttrium,
Einsteinium
Dead
They were all toasted!
Time: 6:00 AM
Location: First Floor Area
Nitrogen: This is so lonely.
Iridium: I'm so tired...
Magnesium: Because...
Nitrogen: There's Anti Money Arsenic's Aluminum Selenium. Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Rhenium. Nickel Neodymium Neptunium Germanium, Iron Americium Ruthenium Uranium. Europium Zirconium Lutetium Vanadium, Lanthanum Osmium Astatine Radium, Gold Protactinium Indium Gallium... Iodine Thorium Thulium Thallium.
Suddenly, Iridium steps on a knife.
Iridium: (screams)
Actinium: Iridium!
Iridium: Bleeding...profusely...
Promethium: Please don't die next!
Iridium: OSMIUM'S REVENGE! I'm avenging Osmium!
Iridium pulls the knife out of his foot, while he was in intense pain.
Iridium: OH, THE AGONY!
Later, Iridium was shown with a bandaged foot.
Iridium: Oh, I won't be able to walk... I was lively a few minutes ago, until that knife impaled my foot...
Promethium: And...
Iridium: osmium's gone.
Promethium: WHAT THE HELL IS AN OSMIUM!?
Iridium: I don't know what that is. However, can you heal my foot?
Promethium: Oh, Iridium! I think... you have to be in a wheelchair... forever.
Iridium: NO! This can't be! I'm too young to be receiving this type of injury!
Promethium: Iridium, I know you're well underage, but you have to live in a wheelchair.
Iridium: HOW SO!?
Promethium: It has injured your foot so badly, the injury rendered it as useless.
Iridium: OSMIUM'S PENS! NO! Why can't Einsteinium fix it?
Einsteinium: Because... OH NO! Lead!
Lead was impaled on a spike.
Einsteinium: NO MORE SPIKE-RELATED DEATHS! I feel so old, and Iridium does too.
Iridium: I actually like feeling old. Why do I have to be in a wheelchair? Why can't I be in crutches?
Strontium: Luck reverses quickly. One day you're a young guy, and the next day you're trapped in a wheelchair.
Iridium: I think Lead impaled himself on a spike. Now I'm the stupid ugly sad Iridium-on-a-wheelchair!
Yttrium: WHAT!?
Strontium: Alkali earth metals. They are earth metals.
Vanadium: HALOGEN AND ALKALINE REACT.. oh! I thought you said... the beryllium "Alkali earth metals."
Strontium: Yes, I did.
Actinium: thorium's long-dead, but at least I didn't call Vanadium radioactive.
Strontium: YOU BETTER NOT!
Actinium: Thorium's like you. Radioactive, but cool at the same time.
Iridium: I'M NOT RADIOACTIVE.
Actinium: Ir-radium, I thought that was you.
Iridium: I am Iridium though! My name is not Ir-Iridium. It's Iridium by itself!
Actinium: thorium's dead...
Iridium: Thorium isn't radioactive either. Get over it!
Suddenly, a hammer takes out Potassium, Uranium, Palladium, and Yttrium.
Iridium: It's not Lutetium!
Actinium: r-radium, that's not funny.
Iridium: Insult to Lutetium?
Rhodium: PALLADIUM'S UNCONSCIOUS! Help Palladium! HELP HIM!
The same hammer takes out everyone else, one by one. When only one was left...
Iridium: SPARE ME! I'm the one in the wheelchair! My foot is still healing...
The hammer takes out Iridium. They were rendered unconscious for a long time... Stay tuned... WHEN THEY WAKE UP!
To be continued...
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