Randomized Elements Reaction - "Water" Skiing (ROUGH DRAFT)

THIS IS A ROUGH DRAFT. Expect things to change in the final copy!

NOTE: Only the Lanthanides, Chlorides, Hafnium (a Scandinavia), Bismuth (a Noble), and Carbon (another noble) are in this clip. All the other teams did NOT disappear.

Teams competing
Chlorine Chlorides - Chlorine, Calcium, Darmstadtium, Gadolinium, Potassium, Holmium, Hydrogen, and Samarium. (Niobium, Bohrium, and Fluorine got eliminated before this challenge.)
Lanthanum Lanthanides - Lanthanum, Krypton, Thorium, Ruthenium, Neon, Indium, Osmium, Neodymium, Meitnerium, and Osmium. (Bromine got eliminated before this challenge.)
Characters Involved
- Ruthenium
- Calcium
- Krypton
- Potassium
- Hafnium
- Chlorine
- Samarium
- Holmium
- Bismuth
- Carbon
- Meitnerium
Ruthenium: You are so out of your league, alpha-geek.
Hahnium: Here are the road rules. Oh wait, there are no rules! This is gonna be so AWESOME!
Meanwhile, Chlorine was walking up to Samarium.
Chlorine: (to Samarium) So, have you read any good poems lately?
Samarium: So...asked any arbitrary out of left field questions lately?
Chlorine looks at Samarium with a frown and then shakes her head. Hafnium rolled her eyes.
Back at the "water" skiing challenge...
Hahnium: And go!
Ruthenium drives the boat. Calcium was getting hurt by the mud. They go up a ramp and then Calcium gets a flag.
Hahnium: Flag 1 for the Chlorides!
Chlorine and Samarium high five, and then Ruthenium gets shocked.
Ruthenium: NO!
Ruthenium goes faster and then, it was shown that Calcium had all the flags.
Hahnium: FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME!
Ruthenium: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Hahnium: Ruthenium has to cross the finish line or be disqualified! But when she does, Calcium will take 5 flags for victory for the Chlorine Chlorides!
Ruthenium gasps. They were almost to the finish line! In the confessional...
Ruthenium: I couldn't let that dork-wad win. So I decided to cut him loose.
Back in the challenge...
Ruthenium gets out a knife.
Ruthenium: Game over, Calcium!
Calcium: Victory is- huh?
Ruthenium almost cuts the rope, but then, a tree branch tears her clothes. Ruthenium was shocked when she saw her breasts fully exposed.
Ruthenium: (screams)
Calcium looks at her boobs and gets shocked. Calcium slams into a rock. Ruthenium also crashes into a rock and then the boat throws her onto a bear who was eating marshmallows. The bear growls at Ruthenium. Hahnium was seen riding a truck on the mud.
Hahnium: I don't know what Ruthenium did to make Calcium lose his concentration, but it's a total WIPEOUT for the Chlorine Chlorides!
Calcium: Boobies...
Samarium facepalms, while Holmium gives a thumbs down. Meanwhile, Hafnium was with Bismuth.
Hafnium: So, if you win, will there be a special someone you'll be showering with?
Bismuth: Why would I need to shower? We're in the wild!
Bismuth burps at Hafnium.
Hafnium: Oh, never mind!
Back at the "water" skiing challenge, Potassium and Krypton were going to surf.
Hahnium: Ready, set, ride it like it's Swift Week! GO!
Potassium starts, and then Krypton collects a flag. Krypton also does a flip.
Hahnium: Flag one!
Krypton was seen collecting three more flags.
Hahnium: Flag two, three, four!
Potassium growls at Krypton.
Hahnium: Krypton has snagged flag five, and is reaching home for the win! Potassium has to cross.
Potassium: SAYS YOU!
Potassium lets go of the handles and then crashes into a rock. Potassium lands in a tree. Krypton crosses the finish line!
Hahnium: She won? Lanthanides win!
The Lanthanides win.
Krypton: I'm sorry, Argon, I just really wanted that shower!
Potassium: Whatever.
Krypton lands in the arms of Meitnerium.
Meitnerium: Girlfriend, give me some sugar.
Holmium: Really could have used that shower!
Samarium smells the stink.
Samarium: You are right, my skunky friend.
In the confessional...
Holmium: So I landed in a pile of socks. Big deal. I can't stink that bad, can I?
The flies suddenly die because of the bad stench.
Meanwhile...
Hahnium: The Chloride team will decide which Chloride is gonna go home tonight, while the Lanthanides have scored some much needed showers.
Ruthenium and Krypton were coming out of the shower, while Bismuth was next to Carbon in a body cast.
Bismuth: What's up with chicks and showers?
Hafnium and Chlorine were seen talking about the love letter.
Hafnium: So we ruled out Bismuth and Samarium...
Chlorine: I know, so who could it be?
Meitnerium: Who could what be?
Hafnium and Chlorine: Meitnerium is the crush girl!?
Meitnerium: You know someone else with a kick butt-altitude? Like mine? (Cobalt)
Hafnium: Who wrote it?
To be continued...