A Prussian Simulation. Let's say you're Prussian. And one day, you go out shopping. Luckily, you were able to get plenty of sausages... but the checkout area is really crowded.
[Prussia was shown in line. In front of him are South Korea, England Veneziano, Lithuania Roderich, and Hetalia Marukaite.]
The reason for that is because the cashier is Spain Fernandez! Spain Fernandez is known for living a free and easy lifestyle. That's why a crowded checkout area is a daily occurrence. Greece Fernandez is putting items on the checkout counter.
[Greece was shown.]
Greece Fernandez is even more free and more easygoing than Spain! Then, Romano Vargas cuts in line.
[Romano cuts in line]
You, as a Prussian, are REALLY irritated! However, the next person, Austria Roderich, is even MORE irritated!
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Oh no! Now Spain and Greece started to chat with each other!
Estonia: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Estonia Laurinaitis gets into line! He didn't cut, but he is REALLY loud and obnoxious. Japan Lukasiewicz says something.
[Japan appears.]
Austria: Hey you! Stop your chatting! We are all trying to get through the line here, america! Are you listening?! I'm talking to you!
Russia: Calm down; I think long lines are normal in this neighborhood!
[Greece and Spain were STILL saying the same thing.]
Austria: What am I supposed to do with you!
America: (laughs)
Finland: Nice! You're in a good mood? Perhaps I should tell you a joke then! This one, I'm guaranteed to get a laugh out of it!
America: Awesome dude! I love these kinds of jokes!
Finland: Alright! Here it goes! Knock knock!
America: Who's there, man? Haha! Hahahahahaha! I got one for ya! Kenya X Swaziland!
[Prussia was SUPER annoyed.]
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