Wednesday, November 11, 2015

A Prussian Simulation

A Prussian Simulation. Let's say you're Prussian. And one day, you go out shopping. Luckily, you were able to get plenty of sausages... but the checkout area is really crowded.
[Prussia was shown in line. In front of him are South Korea, England Veneziano, Lithuania Roderich, and Hetalia Marukaite.]
The reason for that is because the cashier is Spain Fernandez! Spain  Fernandez is known for living a free and easy lifestyle. That's why a crowded checkout area is a daily occurrence. Greece Fernandez is putting items on the checkout counter.
[Greece was shown.]
Greece Fernandez is even more free and more easygoing than Spain! Then, Romano Vargas cuts in line.
[Romano cuts in line]
You, as a Prussian, are REALLY irritated! However, the next person, Austria Roderich, is even MORE irritated!
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Oh no! Now Spain and Greece started to chat with each other!
Estonia: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Estonia Laurinaitis gets into line! He didn't cut, but he is REALLY loud and obnoxious. Japan Lukasiewicz says something.
[Japan appears.]
Austria: Hey you! Stop your chatting! We are all trying to get through the line here, america! Are you listening?! I'm talking to you!
Russia: Calm down; I think long lines are normal in this neighborhood!
[Greece and Spain were STILL saying the same thing.]
Austria: What am I supposed to do with you!
America: (laughs)
Finland: Nice! You're in a good mood? Perhaps I should tell you a joke then! This one, I'm guaranteed to get a laugh out of it!
America: Awesome dude! I love these kinds of jokes!
Finland: Alright! Here it goes! Knock knock!
America: Who's there, man? Haha!  Hahahahahaha! I got one for ya! Kenya X Swaziland!
[Prussia was SUPER annoyed.]
Hostel Four! Hostel Four is a simulator that describes this sort of everyday Prussian life! From Prussia with love, highly recommended! Now on sale. If you but now, you'll get the "Making of Hostel 4" DVD at no extra cost... so call now!

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