A spoof of "Total Drama World Tour," of course. It uses the same characters as "Total Drama Whirled Tour," except some characters are replaced with others.
Oui My Friends
Amy: I love Paris in the springtime!
Je t'aime Paris in the fall!
Samey: That's great, Amy! Keep going!
Amy: It's the city of love in the summer!
But now, it's just a bummer! 'Cause...
Amy: Samey broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and then laughed!
Oui, my friends! You must never trust a girl!
Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy!
Oui, my friends! They will-!
Aww...
Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then laugh!
Samey: Wait up, Amy!
Neodymium: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through!
Beryllium: Um, no, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe.
Amy: Oui, my friends! All I did was love her true!
Ruthenium: Samey! What are you doing?
Samey: I'm trying!
Amy: Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you...
If you fall in love with a girl on TV, and then audition to get on her show, and then audition again, and finally get on her show, and be nice to her and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still!!!
Oui, end up in Paris!
Oui, feeling disparaisse!
And the girl won't even take you outside!
Ruthenium: All she wants to do is go outside?! Do it, Samey!
We built Gwen's Face
Ruthenium: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!
Kaycie D Elements: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Amy: It doesn't have to be a boat!
Ruthenium and Kaycie D Elements: As long as it stays afloat!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: Oh, why did we build Hafnium's face?
Shawn and Titanium: It's almost ready, to set sail!
Titanium: Just hammering in the final nail!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Neodymium: We really did this fast!
Shawn and Titanium: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Shawn, Titanium, Neodymium: Because they built Hafnium's face!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: We built Hafnium's face!
Shawn, Titanium, Neodymium: We're gonna take first place!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: Because we built Hafnium's face!
Kaycie D Elements: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Kaycie D Elements and Ruthenium: We built Hafnium's face!
Amy: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Changing Guard Mix
Neodymium: It's creepy how they stand there,
and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!
Beryllium: Hey buddy,
Can we bribe you,
to strip yourself down?
Neodymium: Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?
Beryllium: Don't kill him, you clown!
Kaycie D Elements: No way, I can't strip him, because I'll freak!
Ruthenium: And I'm allergic to uniforms.
Hafnium: Okay, that's just weak.
Amy: I made a vow that Samey's the only girl for me!
Hafnium: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? Injury!? Ow!
Kaycie D Elements: If we're gonna find that clue...
Ruthenium: There's only one thing to do!
Amy: Force someone to strip him down!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, and Amy: And, sorry, Hafnium, that's you!
Hafnium: Ow! Oh, wait!
Beryllium: If we're gonna find that clue...
Neodymium: There's only one thing to do!
Beryllium: Force someone to strip him down!
Neodymium and Beryllium: And Lanthanum, dude, that's you!
Hafnium: Amy! Look! It's Samey!
And I think Samey wants to strip!
Amy: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things.
And that will help, I bet.
Hafnium: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue.
Ruthenium: We're doing what Heather proposed!
Kaycie D Elements: Force someone to strip him down!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, and Hafnium: 'Cause if we don't, we're hosed!
Kaycie D Elements: Totally ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-osed!
Before We Die
Kaycie D Elements: We're singing as we're falling!
Ruthenium: While some are cannon-balling!
Courtney: Yeah!
Shawn: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!
Beryllium and Neodymium: We might just go ka-blooey!
Terbium and Lanthanum: Get smushed and become chewy!
Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Silver: Billionairess!
Samey: Billiards champion!
Gold: Make it home to see my momma!
Amy: Marry Samey!
Rubidium: Catch a barrel!
Ella: Be an actress in a drama!
Kaycie D Elements: Corporate lawyer!
Hafnium: Prom destroyer!
Terbium: Be a ninja with throwing stars!
Shawn: Lion tamer!
Neodymium: New food namer!
Lanthanum: Repairman for the parallel bars!
Beryllium: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!
Courtney: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
Gold: Flat into little pieces!
Terbium: Heads merged with our feet-ses!
Silver: That would really suck and here's why!
Rubidium: We'd like to keep on living!
Shawn: So Heather, we hope you're giving!
Amy: Some wings!
Kaycie D Elements: A jetpack!
Hafnium: A rift in time!
Ruthenium: Parachute?!
Beryllium: Waterbed!
Lanthanum: A trampoline!
Courtney: Springy shoes!
Shawn: Rocket boots!
Ella: Flying squirrel!
Silver: Bubble bath!
Ella: I change to bubbles, too!
Gold: Momma!
Neodymium: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!
Everyone: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
Neodymium: Yeah!
A Chinese Lesson - Added on July 9th, 2015
Heather: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal."
Zirconium, Shawn, Ruthenium, Samey, and Titanium: Manman chi. It's no raw deal.
Samey: Is it roasted eel?
Heather: Manman chi means "bon appetite."
Zirconium, Shawn, Ruthenium, and Titanium: Manman chi. What do we have to eat?
Ruthenium: It's still moving its feet!
Heather: Manman chi. It's dinner for four.
Zirconium, Shawn, and Titanium: Manman chi. We've got room for more.
Titanium: I think I'm nearly done for.
Heather: Manman chi. Don't get the squirts.
Zirconium and Shawn: Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!
Ruthenium: Wait, stop!
Zirconium and Shawn: Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi...
Heather: They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman... Huh?
Zirconium and Shawn throw up.
Amy: Samey's in first class with me and my Love-me tea!
Sea Shanty Mix
Shawn: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Neodymium: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!
Hafnium: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Kaycie D Elements: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Ruthenium: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, Gold, your turn! (Gold silently shakes his head)
Lanthanum: Courtney, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Courtney: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Amy and Samey: Trying our best, Kaycie D Elements, our arms are getting fried!
Hafnium: Kaycie D Elements, do you see? (A Studio producing a new element card)
Kaycie D Elements: Could it be (the Flerovium Card)? Steer hard starboard side!
Ruthenium: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
Gold: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Stuck To A Pole
Rubidium: The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: Oooh, mess!
Rubidium: It's beating so hard, it's jumping outta my chest!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: Oooh, chest!
Rubidium: I tried to fit two elements in my soul!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: Oooh, soul!
Rubidium: I ended up stuck to a pole!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole!
Rubidium: I fell for every little thing that he said!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: Oooh, said!
Rubidium: And when I closed my eyes, he jumped on a sled!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: Oooh, sled!
Rubidium: He's moved on, I'm still stuck in this place!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, and Ruthenium: Oooh, place!
Rubidium: Would someone pour warm water down my face?!
Kaycie D Elements, Hafnium, Ruthenium, and Amy: She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole! Stuck, stuck, stuck to a pole!
What's Not to Love
Kaycie D Elements: What's not to love about New York City, the taxis honk out a New York ditty! The crime is high, the pigeons fly! What's not to love about New York?
Neodymium: The lights are brighter, the fun is funner, the bagels are bagel-er, and the bums are bummer! The dirt and grime make every alley shine, what's not to love about New York? Oops!
Ella: The stores, and the fashion! Big shows where stars cash in! It's crazy, 'cause the city never sleeps!
Gold: Dance break!
Ella: For the love of dance, stop!
Ruthenium, Amy, Hafnium, and Kaycie D Elements: Subway trains, and the hustle-bustle!
Ruthenium, Amy, Hafnium, Kaycie D Elements, and Ella: Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle!
Neodymium: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!
Beryllium: Whoa, hot, hot, hot!
Neodymium: What's not to love?
Neodymium and Ella: What's not to love?
Ruthenium, Amy, Hafnium, Kaycie D Elements, Beryllium, Neodymium, and Ella: What's not to love... about New York?
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