Bromine, Niobium, Ruthenium, Radium, Xenon, Antimony, Tantalum, Vanadium, Rhodium, Lutetium, Lead, Praseodymium, Nickel, Chlorine, Ytterbium, Fluorine, Rutherfordium, Osmium, Uranium, Neptunium, Thorium, Cadmium, Erbium, Fermium, Cesium, Silicon, Tellurium, Lawrencium, Krypton, Calcium, Phosphorus, Berkelium, Iodine, Curium, Rhenium, Neon, Palladium, Manganese, Neodymium, Titanium, Iron, Lanthanum, Mendelevium, Americium, Copper, Magnesium, Platinum, Scandium, Gadolinium, Holmium, Technetium, Hafnium, Oxygen, Sulfur, Zirconium, Strontium, Germanium, Radon, Samarium, Selenium, Aluminum, Helium, Californium, Thallium, Plutonium, Tungsten, Polonium, Protactinium, Gallium, Molybdenum, Nobelium, Zinc, Lithium, Indium, Mercury, Europium, Gold, Actinium, Nitrogen, Arsenic, Argon, Tin, Francium, Terbium, Silver, Bismuth, Barium, Einsteinium, Boron
Sadly, these are the dead elements.
Time right now: 7:00 AM
Location: A cave
Germanium: Where are we?
Zirconium: A cave.
Lanthanum: I want to imagine something.
Lanthanum imagines a naked Nickel.
Nickel: ARE YOU IMAGINING A NAKED PICTURE OF ME, LANTHANUM!? That's not funny.
Vanadium: Where the uranium's are we?
Neptunium: Easy. I FEEL LOVE.
Neptunium's singing was so terrible, I think "punching germanium's eyeballs out" got a new definition.
Germanium: SHUT UP!
Suddenly, a rock smashes Lead!
Oxygen: Whoa. Also, why is Vanadium watching porn on my phone?
Vanadium: how about this picture?
Oxygen smashes the manganese character and turns it into a wolf.
Manganese: SHUT UP!
Rhodium: Oh, where is Rhode Island?
Palladium: Oh, Rhodium, WHY ARE YOU HOME-SICK!?
Rhodium: Because I can.
Vanadium: Look! A poster!
Osmium: I'll look over it!
Manganese: Thulium's a tissue box.
Hafnium: Yttrium's a whale.
Cesium: RUBIDIUM'S A HERO!
Zirconium: STRONTIUM'S WALKING!
Hafnium: Vanadium's a deformed love thing.
Rhodium: I look like a palladium-head with a huge...head.
Osmium: IRIDIUM'S NORMAL-LOOKING.
Germanium: I don't know what I look like.
Gallium: Indium's a weird human? That's why you got obsessed over Indium in the first place!
Polonium: Radon's a balloon with needles in it.
Radon: OF COURSE. You had to point that out.
Bismuth: Thallium's holding a pen.
Radon: Protactinium's old.
Protactinium: Shut up, helium.
Lanthanum: Ytterbium's some living organism that has bugs all over it.
Gadolinium: SAMARIUM'S AN ORGANISM IN A LAB TUBE WITH ITS HEAD BURNING LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH A MAGNET NECKLACE! AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THIS PICTURE.
Suddenly, the samarium in the poster punches mendelevium's eyes.
Mendelevium: WHY ME!?
Cesium: Strontium's walk.
Suddenly, the poster crushes Lead and Vanadium.
Titanium: vanadium vi vanadium. who will win, and who- NO! The poster was so crappy, it smashed Vanadium!
Osmium: P-PLATINUM TOLD ME TO SHOW IT TO THEM!!!!
Platinum: Thorium did!
Thorium: A-ACTINIUM DID IT!
Thorium was fingering Actinium.
Actinium: Whoa.
Suddenly, Thorium gets blown away.
Actinium: URANIUM'S RELATED TO THAT GONER.
Excuse me, but that was (censored)um, actinium; Thorium's still fingering you.
Actinium: thorium's still fingering me!
Thorium: A-ACTINIUM.
Actinium: Radium did it!
Radium: Radon did it!
Radon: Copper did it!
Copper: Rutherfordium did it!
Rutherfordium: Nickel did it!
Nickel: Rhodium did it!
Rhodium: OSMIUM'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS! We're pointing fingers at each other.
Thorium: ACTINIUM'S GUILTY.
Actinium: (censored)um!
Thorium: I AM NOT THAT.
Actinium: thorium's fingering me.
Thorium: i actinium. which one to choose?
A few hours later, Francium, Scandium, Xenon, and Helium's corpses were on the floor.
Thorium: HOW DID THEY DIE!?
Argon: Because... OH NO!
A sword impales Osmium!
Osmium: RADIUM, PLATINUM!
Platinum: radium's actinium?
Osmium explodes. Soon, the whole cave caves in.
To be continued...
I know it was a stupid ending... It will be continued tomorrow. It was so short... I'm sorry.
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