Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Totally Drama Whirled Tour - A few songs

Oui, My Friends - It's about Amy and Samey's problems.
Amy: I love Paris in the springtime!
Je t'aime Paris in the fall!
Samey: That's great, Amy! Keep going!
Amy: It's the city of love in the summer!
But now, it's just a bummer! 'Cause...
Amy: Samey broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and then laughed!
Oui, my friends! You must never trust Samey.
Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy!
Oui, my friends! They will-!
Aww...
Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then laugh!
Samey: Wait up, Amy!
Neodymium: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through!
Beryllium: Um, no, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe.
Amy: Oui, my friends! All I did was love her true!
Ruthenium: Samey! What are you doing?
Samey: I'm trying!
Amy: Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you...
If you fall in love with a girl on TV, and then audition to get on her show, and then audition again, and finally get on her show, and be nice to her and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still!!!
Oui, end up in Paris!
Oui, feeling disparaisse!
And Samey won't even take you outside!
Ruthenium: All she wants to do is go outside?! Do it, Samey!
We built Gwen's Face - Samey builds Hafnium's face, and the 3 others sing about why they built Hafnium's face.
Ruthenium: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!
Kaycie D Elements: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Amy: It doesn't have to be a boat!
Ruthenium and Kaycie D Elements: As long as it stays afloat!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: Oh, why did we build Hafnium's face?
Shawn and Titanium: It's almost ready, to set sail!
Titanium: Just hammering in the final nail!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Neodymium: We really did this fast!
Shawn and Titanium: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Shawn, Titanium, Neodymium: Because they built Hafnium's face!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: We built Hafnium's face!
Shawn, Titanium, Neodymium: We're gonna take first place!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, Amy: Because we built Hafnium's face!
Kaycie D Elements: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Kaycie D Elements and Ruthenium: We built Hafnium's face!
Amy: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Changing Guard Mix- They have trouble deciding who they want to strip.
Neodymium: It's creepy how they stand there,
and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!
Beryllium: Hey buddy,
Can we bribe you,
to strip yourself down?
Neodymium: Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?
Beryllium: Don't kill him, you clown!
Kaycie D Elements: No way, I can't strip him, because I'll freak!
Ruthenium: And I'm allergic to uniforms.
Hafnium: Okay, that's just weak.
Amy: I made a vow that Samey's the only girl for me!
Hafnium: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? Injury!? Ow!
Kaycie D Elements: If we're gonna find that clue...
Ruthenium: There's only one thing to do!
Amy: Force someone to strip him down!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, and Amy: And, sorry, Hafnium, that's you!
Hafnium: Ow! Oh, wait!
Beryllium: If we're gonna find that clue...
Neodymium: There's only one thing to do!
Beryllium: Force someone to strip him down!
Neodymium and Beryllium: And Lanthanum, dude, that's you!
Hafnium: Amy! Look! It's Samey!
And I think Samey wants to strip!
Amy: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things.
And that will help, I bet.
Hafnium: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue.
Ruthenium: We're doing what Heather proposed!
Kaycie D Elements: Force someone to strip him down!
Kaycie D Elements, Ruthenium, and Hafnium: 'Cause if we don't, we're hosed!
Kaycie D Elements: Totally ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-osed!
Before We Die - All the contestants are forced off a plane and why they want to keep on living.
Kaycie D Elements: We're singing as we're falling!
Ruthenium: While some are cannon-balling!
Courtney: Yeah!
Shawn: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!
Beryllium and Neodymium: We might just go ka-blooey!
Terbium and Lanthanum: Get smushed and become chewy!
Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Silver: Billionairess!
Samey: Billiards champion!
Gold: Make it home to see my momma!
Amy: Marry Samey!
Rubidium: Catch a barrel!
Ella: Be an actress in a drama!
Kaycie D Elements: Corporate lawyer!
Hafnium: Prom destroyer!
Terbium: Be a ninja with throwing stars!
Shawn: Lion tamer!
Neodymium: New food namer!
Lanthanum: Repairman for the parallel bars!
Beryllium: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!
Courtney: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
Gold: Flat into little pieces!
Terbium: Heads merged with our feet-ses!
Silver: That would really suck and here's why!
Rubidium: We'd like to keep on living!
Shawn: So Heather, we hope you're giving!
Amy: Some wings!
Kaycie D Elements: A jetpack!
Hafnium: A rift in time!
Ruthenium: Parachute?!
Beryllium: Waterbed!
Lanthanum: A trampoline!
Courtney: Springy shoes!
Shawn: Rocket boots!
Ella: Flying squirrel!
Silver: Bubble bath!
Ella: I change to bubbles, too!
Gold: Momma!
Neodymium: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!
Everyone: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
Neodymium: Yeah!

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