Randomized Elements Reaction

By Oxygen.
This is Oxygen's version of "Randomized Elements Action." It's almost the same, except we changed a lot of stuff! But dis time, we have ALL THE TRANSACTINIDES. In "Randomized Elements Action," we had only Rutherfordium. Now we have all of them! There will be 11 teams, with 10 on each... These are just catchphrases, not their description!
Team 1 - The Lanthanum Lanthanides
Lanthanum - Your handsome lanthanide's here!
Krypton - Best comic reader and leader.
Thorium - The powerful and cool kid.
Ruthenium - The beautiful yet non-precious metal.
Bromine - In reality, bromine's a liquid.
Neon - Lighter Signs are not always guaranteed!
Indium - The should-be-precious metal.
Osmium - Uses fountain pens ALL the time.
Mendelevium - The periodic table founder?
Meitnerium - Everyone's confusing fireballs.
Helium - Humble and trustworthy Helium.
Official Page - The Lanthanides
Team 2 - The Chlorine Chlorides
Chlorine - That's right, Chlorine's CHLORINATED.
Calcium - It's in milk, all right!
Darmstadtium - The neatest stats ever.
Gadolinium - Ah, the average samarium...
Potassium - The most experienced thing ever.
Holmium - Okay, get that away from me!
Bohrium - He's really boring, like Barium...
Hydrogen - The best thing in existence.

Fluorine - Fiery Fluorine's (chlorine angry.)

Samarium - Can be found in electric pickups.
Niobium - It's so sad, but I'm not!
Official Page - The Chlorides
Team 3 - The Nobelium Nobles
Nobelium - It awarded itself with the noble prize.
Cerium - Ceres in the sky, Ceres!
Carbon - Not made out of silicon's silicon.
Thallium - Bismuth's North Dakota? Really?
Gold - Why? Why me, not Silver!?
Seaborgium - Look, I see seaborgs!
Antimony - It does not like money!
Arsenic - Nice, but once you eat Arsenic...
Iron - It rusts, just like Lanthanum's pride.
Bismuth - The North Dakotan element.
Official Page - The Nobles
Team 4 - The Europium Europeans
Europium - Sitting next to a Europe screen.
Erbium - Does not look attractive!
Nitrogen - The best lady (not you Lithium.)
Protactinium - The father of all elements!
Neptunium - Everything about it is silly.
Sulfur - Iridium's worst fears are here.
Platinum - "CREDITED Card. My favorite."
Lawrencium - His face can creep you!
Boron - We never expected boron.
Dubnium - hafnium's can be angered at this.
Official Page - The Europeans
Team 5 - The Manganese Manganisms
Manganese - Not magnesium, of course.
Radium - Fights against radioactivity. Watch out!
Iodine - Cesium's not related to it.
Neodymium - YTTRIUM'S NOT RELATED TO THAT.
Lithium - The Nitrogen of the alkali's, of course.
Promethium - He did give us fire... especially...
Cadmium - The one who messes up paintings.
Actinium - Thorium's number 1 fear. Like, really.
Lead - Although not necessarily a leader...
Oxygen - Beautiful and ugly, at the same time.
Official Page - The Manganisms
Team 6 - The Scandium Scandinavia's
Scandium - With remarkable hitting power!
Argon - When it's inactive, punch mendelevium's eyes.
Hafnium - Half Holmium, half other junk.
Aluminum - It does not bring light to us...
Germanium - Reacts violently with Americium.
Hassium - It hisses mostly at mendelevium's eyes.
Rhodium - Known as the Rhode Island element.
Iridium - Can we even say anything about it?
Technetium - It's just Technetium.
Praseodymium - Praseodymium's not even a name!
Official Page - The Scandinavia's
Team 7 - The Tin Tungsten's
Tin - Nickel's cuter than you, by the way.
Roentgenium - He made technetium's x-ray!
Cesium - Iodine's not related to it either!
Tantalum - Easily tantalized by water and food.
Rhenium - Worthless, just like a Ruthenium I know.
Copernicium - Partnered up with Roentgenium...
Plutonium - He is so fat, he should be Jupiter.
Selenium - Makes cows go into blind staggers.
Thulium - A greedy money pig only Nitrogen can kill.
Silver - GOAL! Silver's in the league again!
Official Page - The Tungstens
Team 8 - The Mercury Mercurial's
Mercury - Terrible pun on "Mere Curie." Also a planet.
Silicon - Made out of fresh silicon's silicon.
Vanadium - Titanium's ugly in every way.
Zirconium - Lives by its name - It's not a diamond.
Polonium - Reacts violently with Germanium.
Xenon - I never knew it was so robotic.
Tellurium - It smells like sulfurs, Chlorine-Argon.
Phosphorus - That's on the top of matches.
Terbium - The geek of all periodic table elements.
Sodium - Potassium's glasses don't fit him...
Official Page - The Mercurials
Team 9 - The Ytterbium Ytterby's
Ytterbium - Yttrium's not related to it, apparently.
Magnesium - Manganese's clone, ever since.
Strontium - Doesn't like Strontian's mother.
Cobalt - Creates magnets like a mere Curium.
Gallium - Reacts violently with Arsenic.
Lutetium - Lutetium does not play the flute.
Curium - Does not cure you from "Cerium Confusion."
Californium - The element of California.
Fermium - Enrico fermium works on Atomic Bombs!?
Palladium - What the heck does "palladium" mean!?
Official Page - The Ytterby's
Team 10 - The Rubidium Rapids
Rubidium - Much more precious than Zirconium.
Molybdenum - Praseodymium's name is longer!
Rutherfordium - It's not a metal, unlike Ruthenium.
Uranium - An atom gets split in half... by hafnium.
Francium - I think I broke Krypton's glasses.
Dysprosium - The annoying "hard to get" nickel.
Tungsten - Antimony's cows ran Cobalt over!
Einsteinium - Who invented physics? I DID!
Yttrium - Scandium, except broken in half.
Chromium - Chromium's decked out with chrome!
Official Page - The Rapids
Team 11 - The Nickel Nickles
Nickel - Nickel is really social with everybody.
Titanium - The strongest element EVER.
Americium - Reacts violently with Germanium.
Barium - Meanwhile, Bohrium is much more fun.
Astatine - It's the classic element. Yes.
Copper - Gold's not gold; Silver's gold.
Radon - Who put the needles in Radon?
Berkelium - He's really like max and scarlet.
Zinc - He can sink any cobalt-rip off.
Beryllium - The know-it-all of all elements.
Official Page - The Nickles
Trivia

• Lawrencium was originally added twice.
• Cadmium is the only one's religion confirmed.
• Nitrogen, Darmstadtium, Hassium, Tantalum, Dysprosium, Sulfur, Phosphorus, Ytterbium, Holmium, Strontium, Americium, Polonium, Gold, Europium, Scandium, Mercury, Tellurium, Xenon, and Lithium are the only ones that have their ethnicities confirmed.
• Nitrogen is Indian.
• Darmstadtium and Hassium are Germans.
• Tantalum and Dysprosium are Greek.
• Sulfur is Texan.
• Phosphorus is Western.
• Ytterbium and Holmium are Swedish.
• Strontium is Scottish.
• Americium is American.
• Polonium is Polish.
• Gold is Egyptian.
• Europium is French.
• Scandium is Scandinavian.
• Mercury is from Newfoundland.
• Tellurium, Lithium, and Xenon are Asian.