Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Randomized Elements Reaction - The Nobelium Nobles

Written by another of our buddies... TITANIUM!
This is about the third team. Nobelium's team consists of Nobelium, the noble scientist, Cerium, the team's Copernicus, Carbon, the nice kid, Thallium, the opera singer, Gold, the second Indium, Seaborgium, the Seaborg detector, Antimony, the ANTI-MONEY, Arsenic, the calm and relaxed lady, Iron, the annoy-detector, and Bismuth, the North Dakotan element.
Out of 15 rare earth elements, only one of them's a team member...
(I think that was a gayitanium): VANADIUM'S ON THE TEAM.
Vanadium: TITANIUM'S FORCING ME ON EVERY TEAM!? BUT I'M NOT A LANTHANIDE, AND I'M NOT ON LANTHANUM'S TEAM EITHER.
Titanium: vanadium's my favorite.
really weirdanadium:
(titanium's angry.)
"This team is Noble, like always!"
- Nobelium
"Did I see Ceres in the sky yet?"
- Cerium
"I AM NOT MADE OUT OF SILICON'S"
- Carbon
"BISMUTH'S NORTH DAKOTA!"
- Thallium
"Why, Why me!? Why not Silver instead!?"
- Gold
"Look, are we seeing seaborgs?"
- Seaborgium
"I didn't come here for the money!"
- Antimony
"I am totally relaxed right now..." 
- Arsenic
"Oh... Why am I so rusty!?"
- Iron
"Thallium loves saying North Dakota."
- Bismuth
Team 3 - The Nobelium Nobles
Nobelium - The noble of all noble teams.
Cerium - Cerium is the perfect astronomy studier.
Carbon - Does NOT like being called "silicon's silicon."
Thallium - She only can sing about North Dakota.
Gold - Complains about why everything should be Silver's instead. (RUTHENIUM STOLE SILVER'S JEWELRY. AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T STEAL YOURS)
Seaborgium - Wants to spot a Seaborg near by.
Antimony - Antimony. Antimony does NOT like money.
Arsenic - Arsenic is the calm and relaxed one.
Iron - It rusts around annoying people.
Bismuth - The North Dakotan element.

Nobelium - Nobelium is the noble kid. Nobelium, although a teenager, looks like a noble adult. He invented his spoof of the "Nobel Prize," the NOBLE prize. He awards it to people who DESERVE IT, not to anyone. He is the team leader of the team, and used to serve in the Noble Prize ceremony years ago. Of course, no one on his team deserves the noble award except for Arsenic. Nobelium is named after Alfred Nobel, inventor of the Nobel Prize. His description is "The Noble of all noble teams."

Cerium - Cerium is the team's only astronomy-studier. Cerium brings a lot of telescopes with her whenever no one is around. However, one time, Praseodymium caught her looking at the sky. Praseodymium stole her telescope and then saw something Cerium hated. Cerium always looks for her dream outside. She is described as "Cerium is the perfect astronomy studier." She hopes that she can find another "astronomy freak" like her. Well, Cerium, VANADIUM'S YOUR MATCH. Cerium also knows how to cook.

Carbon - Carbon hates being made fun of by being called "Silicon's silicon." Carbon thinks that the name is stupid, and that he is NOT made out of Silicon's silicon. He wears diamonds all around him, making him look like he's made out of diamond. His short description is "Does NOT like being called 'silicon's silicon.'" It's true. Other than the Silicon problems, Carbon is pretty useful. However, the team leader, Nobelium, does not like it. He thinks that if silicon's silicon never existed, he'd be good.

Thallium - Thallium is a nice singer, even at the part of "BISMUTH'S North Dakota!" Thallium is like an opera, but when she sees Bismuth, things get bad. First of all, Bismuth is fat, and Thallium isn't. Second, Thallium's skin color is not everyone else's. Her description is "Can only sing about North Dakota," which is false. She just sees Bismuth a LOT of times. She has a hate against Bismuth and loves listening to music! She loves Gadolinium's style, since he is a musical lanthanide and she loves music!

Gold - Note - Gold's wearing an Egyptian mask. This isn't really him. Gold's really strong, but he wishes everything could belong to Silver, another contestant. Of course, Silver is not aware of this, and Gold can't wait to see Silver. However, Gold's Nobelium and Silver's Tin. He once asked Ruthenium where Silver was, and Ruthenium tried stealing his jewelry too, but GOLD KICKED RUTHENIUM'S FACE!!!! "His description is complains about why everything should be Silver's instead." He now hates Ruthenium.

Seaborgium - Seaborgium is a teenager scientist named after Glenn T Seaborg. FALSE! He wants to spot a Seaborg, but he can't find a Seaborg nearby, annoying him. It even takes him to the point where he goes through RUTHENIUM'S STUFF just to find a Seaborg. That didn't end well. His short description is "Wants to spot a Seaborg near by." He really does, since he looked through Ruthenium's stuff. He is just a misunderstood teenager that does not really have a mind. Everyone hates him after Indium and Ruthenium
RHODIUM'S ARE NOT ALLOWED AFTER THIS SECTION!!!!

Antimony - Note: ANTIMONY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT! Anyways, Antimony's NOT ugly, and Antimony loves using guns. Arsenic tries calming Antimony down, but Antimony still uses guns. Antimony's gun once pierced Cerium's HOLMIUM-PLUS telescope, and guess what Cerium did... He also hates money and thinks that thulium's a greedy money freak. His description is "Antimony does NOT like money." "Anti" was underlined. Antimony also loves watching the TV show "Three and a hafnium men." It's clearly a spoof...

Arsenic - Arsenic is humble and passionate. She is calm and relaxed, always, and she does not get into a bad mood easily. She is like Chlorine. She should be the team leader instead of Nobelium, who's just silly. She loves being totally relaxed. Her short description is "Arsenic is the calm and relaxed one." Arsenic, like Chlorine, is nice and passionate. She is as passionate as Chlorine. She tells everyone to calm down, and will probably be the only element that does NOT kick Ruthenium's face.

Iron - Iron has a rusty personality, because he rusts around everyone else that's annoying. That means, he rusts around Ruthenium, annoying people, Holmium's "English descent," Calcium's milk obsession, and others. He does not trust anyone on his team, except for Arsenic. Arsenic's the team's favorite, like how Chlorine's her team's favorite. Potassium laughs at Iron's rusting personality. He hates Titanium, especially that. He thinks that he is the strongest that he adds himself to alloys...?

Bismuth - Bismuth just LOVES food. He loves pizza, especially from North Dakota. Whenever Thallium sees him, THALLIUM SINGS, annoying Bismuth. Bismuth is the overweight teenager. "The North Dakotan element" is his description. Bismuth just LOVES food and can't stop eating it. He is like Owen from Total Drama, which is true. He eats anything in his path, and wonders what plutonium tastes like. (If you're wondering, Thorium's actinium-hate with a hint of Ruthenium's stupidness and Indium's screams.)
This is a randomized image. Hope it does not suck like this picture of me that Hydrogen drew.
 - GOOD. THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SUCKY TEAM MEMBER THAT SUCKS. Well, if this was Arsenic, what I juts said does NOT count.
I DON'T credit Kaycie Dee for creating the stupid element pictures above rutherfordium. I THINK SHE RIPPED OFF THE DESIGN AND MADE THEM INTO MORE SCIENTISTS! KAYCIE DEE CREATED THE SEABORGIUM PICTURE, AND IT SUCKS! Hydrogen created the rest of the pictures... WHICH I'M PROUD TO STEAL!

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