Closing of this blog

This blog is gonna be INACTIVE.
This blog won't be used that much. I'll be more on my NSFW blog.

Heaven and Hell - Edited

While China was crying, Greece comes. Then, after that, Italy, Russia, and Norway also come.
Greece: Great, we caught them all!
China: Stop walking, Hetalia and Poland! White flag, see?! White flag! White flag!! Ah!
Suddenly, something rumbles.
Greece: Ah!
Russia: Ah…
Italy, Norway, and Latvia: Ah?
Prussia and Lichtenstein: Ah…!
Rome suddenly appears.
Rome: ♪ Listen as I tell you what hell would be! To begin with, all the cooks would be Italy! The policemen would all be Prussia! And the engineering would fall to Russia! Your lover would unfortunately be Latvia! And the bankers would be from China! ♪
Cheering was heard.
China: …Grandpa Rome!
Greece: (laughs) Run away!!
Greece, Italy, Russia, Norway, and Latvia all run away.
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China: PLEASE don't hit me! Or at least not in the kenya x swaziland; I mean they just dropped and they're very sensitive!! Uh!
Greece: Ah!
Russia: Ah…
Italy, Norway, and Latvia: Ah?
Prussia and Lichtenstein: Ah…!
Suddenly, Rome was in a boat with multiple girls.
Rome: ♪ Listen now as I tell you what heaven would be! All the cooks would be Russia! The policemen would all be Italy, obviously! Engineers would be Prussia! The bankers would be Latvia! And of course your lover would naturally be China! Yahoo! ♪
Clapping was heard again.
China: …Grandpa Rome!
Greece: More running away!
Greece, Italy, Russia, Norway, and Latvia all run away.
japan!

help plz

WELCOME TO THE WORLD.
Hetalia: Er... What?
Suddenly, Greece appears.
Greece: Um... why is this world blank?
JAPAN: HELP PLZ
Did Turkey paint it white? Where is America today? Will Greece EVER give the Thailand store a refund for getting him a "Morocco X Lesotho" disk instead? Find out... after this long inactive break!

The Hydrogen Game!

This is the Hydrogen Game.
~PLOT~
Norway was flying in a plane when suddenly the plane driver, Prussia, got super angry and then threw Norway out of the plane. Now it's up to you to guide Norway safely down to the ground!
~HOW TO PLAY~
The player controls Norway with the arrow keys on the keyboard to evade or grab onto objects. The longer you stay in the air you can get more points. The heavy objects should be avoided, while the light objects are the objects you should grab onto. The light objects are an umbrella, a pack of balloons tied together, and a single balloon.
Heavy objects come from the top of the screen while the light objects rise from the bottom.
~PLAYABLE CHARACTERS~
Norway Lovino
Romano Vargas
~STAGES~
Norway Lovino's Stage
Prussia gets super angry at Norway and then throws Norway out of the plane. The player then begins to control Norway, making Norway grab onto the light objects.
If Norway lands safely, Norway will fall near a school and Norway will be cheered on by many cute ladies. However, if Norway fails to land safely, Norway will land in the house Germany from Hetalia lives in (angering APH Germany).
Romano Vargas' Stage
Prussia sees that Romano was on the plane, angering Prussia (Romano and Prussia hate each other) and then pushes Romano out of the plane. Once again, the player must make Romano evade the heavy objects and grab onto the light objects. If the player fails to complete the game properly, Romano will land in the house Germany from Hetalia lives in. However, if the player does complete the game properly, Romano will land on his feet and cheer in excitement.
This game will eventually have more stages. Next time it'll include america Kirkland, Poland Veneziano, and Italy Carriedo.

Everybody's Full Name (For This Month)

This is the full name of everyone that is involved in these stories. It's a bit corrected, especially when you forgot Belarus!
Also includes a bit of new characters.
Poland Veneziano
England Veneziano
Hong Kong Veneziano
Switzerland Feliciano
Iceland Feliciano *
Liechtenstein Feliciano
Italy Carriedo **
Latvia Carriedo **
Estonia Laurinaitis
Finland Laurinaitis
America Kirkland
Sealand Kirkland ***
Belarus Lukasiewicz
Japan Lukasiewicz
Prussia Lukasiewicz
Sweden Arlovskaya
China Arlovskaya
Lithuania Roderich
Austria Roderich
Vietnam Romano
Seychelles Romano
Greece Fernandez
Spain Fernandez
Holy Roman Empire Fernandez
Ukraine Braginskaya
South Korea Braginskaya
Thailand Braginskaya
Chibitalia Arlovski
Chibimano Arlovski
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Canada Hedervary
Norway Lovino
France Bonifay
Denmark Braginski ****
Germany Edelstein
Romano Vargas
Russia Elizaveta
Hetalia Marukaite
Holland Feliks
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Alfred Braginski
Duncan Braginski
Lawrence Braginski
Ivan Braginski
Shawn Braginski
Arthur Kirkland
Alistair Kirkland
Alfred Kirkland
Kiku Honda
* While Switzerland and Iceland are cousins, Liechtenstein is the brother of Switzerland.
** Italy and Latvia are cousins, not brothers.
*** Sealand isn't related to America. Sealand isn't related to Arthur, Alistair, and Alfred.
**** Denmark isn't related to Alfred, Duncan, Lawrence, Ivan, and Shawn Braginski.

A Prussian Simulation

A Prussian Simulation. Let's say you're Prussian. And one day, you go out shopping. Luckily, you were able to get plenty of sausages... but the checkout area is really crowded.
[Prussia was shown in line. In front of him are South Korea, England Veneziano, Lithuania Roderich, and Hetalia Marukaite.]
The reason for that is because the cashier is Spain Fernandez! Spain  Fernandez is known for living a free and easy lifestyle. That's why a crowded checkout area is a daily occurrence. Greece Fernandez is putting items on the checkout counter.
[Greece was shown.]
Greece Fernandez is even more free and more easygoing than Spain! Then, Romano Vargas cuts in line.
[Romano cuts in line]
You, as a Prussian, are REALLY irritated! However, the next person, Austria Roderich, is even MORE irritated!
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Oh no! Now Spain and Greece started to chat with each other!
Estonia: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Estonia Laurinaitis gets into line! He didn't cut, but he is REALLY loud and obnoxious. Japan Lukasiewicz says something.
[Japan appears.]
Austria: Hey you! Stop your chatting! We are all trying to get through the line here, america! Are you listening?! I'm talking to you!
Russia: Calm down; I think long lines are normal in this neighborhood!
[Greece and Spain were STILL saying the same thing.]
Austria: What am I supposed to do with you!
America: (laughs)
Finland: Nice! You're in a good mood? Perhaps I should tell you a joke then! This one, I'm guaranteed to get a laugh out of it!
America: Awesome dude! I love these kinds of jokes!
Finland: Alright! Here it goes! Knock knock!
America: Who's there, man? Haha!  Hahahahahaha! I got one for ya! Kenya X Swaziland!
[Prussia was SUPER annoyed.]
Hostel Four! Hostel Four is a simulator that describes this sort of everyday Prussian life! From Prussia with love, highly recommended! Now on sale. If you but now, you'll get the "Making of Hostel 4" DVD at no extra cost... so call now!

Busby's Chair

Japan Lukasiewicz and France Bonifay were at an airport. Japan was showing off an airplane.
Japan: Check it out, yo! How kickass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude! Is it blowing your mind yet or what?
France: (big sigh) I don't get it. Why did you call me all the way out here just to look at a silly airplane? It's just (stupid) I could never have come up with the same design. I think it's (stupid) Very unique. Haha.
Japan: Hey, thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat you, so I'm glad you think it's top!
France: What!?
American: Excuse me. But wasn't that information supposed to stay a secret?
Japan: It sure was!
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Busby's Chair was shown.
France: Busby's Chair. Long ago, Thomas Busby viciously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said… the chair is responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths!
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France was at the meeting place now.
France: I've got it now! I'll switch the chair of Japan Lukasiewicz with Busby's during the meeting! Japan won't be able to jive talk his way out of this one! Hahaha! I can't believe I didn't think of cursing him like this sooner!
Suddenly, Austria Roderich was sitting in Busby's Chair.
Austria: Oh, France! You’re here kind of early today, aren’t you?
France: Ah!
The chair gets destroyed because Austria sat in it.
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Busby's chair was kind of repaired.
France: Busby's Chair... anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Austria...
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France has entered upon an operation to get Japan dead drunk and get information out of him.
Japan: Well this is fun! You don’t normally ask me out for drinks!
Prussia: I figured it was high time we got together and turned up a pint again.
Several hours later...
Prussia: Uh... am I Catholic... or Protestant? I don't know...!
Bartender: Excuse me. Is he ok?
Japan: He always gets like this when he starts drinking-
Prussia: You don't know me! I'm the boyfriend of Hetalia and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!
Japan: Dude, calm down!
Prussia: Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old kenya x swaziland was treating you so I saved you! I thought, maybe we could be poland-bravers and bond over our mutual hatred for Latvia but uh-uh!
Japan: Uh…
Prussia: You didn't wanna be friends with me!!! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do and you didn’t know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!
Next day...
Prussia: Why won't the light just shut up? I swear I'm never going to drink again! Someone please kill me!
Japan: Dude can party!
Latvia: Kick him out…
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Lichtenstein (not Liechtenstein), Belarus Lukasiewicz, and Russia Elizaveta were camping once again. Suddenly, they notice something.
Lichtenstein: It seems they're here.
Belarus: I agree.
Russia: Say what?
Lichtenstein: It's those 5 people again.
Russia was waving a white flag.
Japan, France, Poland Veneziano, Austria, and America Kirkland were shown.
Japan: Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! AMERICA! I choose you!
America gets out his frying pan. Lichtenstein gets out his gun while Belarus gets out his katana. Russia was just waving his white flag...
America fights Lichtenstein, while Lichtenstein dodges.
"AMERICA HITS LICHTENSTEIN ON THE HEAD!"
"AMERICA HITS BELARUS ON THE HEAD!"
America sees Russia, and Russia sees America...
Russia: I give up!!! Please don't hit me!! Because I'm delicate and I bruise like a summer peach!!! And I think your hair is really cool!
Japan: Ah!
Poland: Ah…
Austria and America: Ah?
Lichtenstein and Belarus: Ah!
France was laughing...evilly. France was in the water, next to Busby's Chair.
Poland: That's Busby's Chair!
Japan: I don't know what that means.
America: It's a chair that's been cursed!
France: Correct. Does anyone here have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?
Austria Roderich appears in the chair once again.
Austria: Ah, comfy!
France: No! What are you DOING?! It's not supposed to be YOU, Austria!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!!!
The chair breaks... once again.
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Busby's Chair was shown ONCE again. It was kind of repaired.
France: Busby's Chair… it is the ultimate weapon of France...

future artwork

Yes. We STILL have FIFA world cup pictures of Jeff, weird guy, Francis, and Otto.

...and Iggy.

In 2018, there's going to be a World Cup in Russia! The Olympics were held at that same exact PLACE. Some idiot made a mistake on my awesome artwork saying it was the 2010 World Cup. It was meant to read 2014 but some idiot...
Yeah... Francis, Jeff, Iggy and Otto existed at that time... and Iggy's old name was Slim...

Alistair.

You want me to do more pictures like this, except on different characters?

Justin and Chris...

Yesterday was Halloween.
We only managed to do Morton and Carson, Justin and Chris (above), Dave, Wendy, and Cherie, Carrie, Owen, and Ludwig, Thoreau, Alistair, Francis, and Heather, & Iggy, Cody, and Joseph.
17 of my characters.
NEXT YEAR I MUST DO ALL MY CHARACTERS

A little sketch of Francis' Halloween costume.

I also have a bunch of sketches. This is just one of the sketches.

THE END RESULT

Above is the end result.
That's all what we have.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Now, want to see my characters one last time?
Here it is!
This is what they're REALLY going as! Even though they're adults... just look!

Dave, Wendy, and Cherie.

Carrie, Owen, and Ludwig.

Justin and Chris.

Thoreau.

Morton and Carson.

Francis, Alistair, Heather.

Iggy, Cody, and Joseph.

UM... unneeded?

moreboron

This is continued from the last story.
Japan Lukasiewicz was knocked crazy.
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Poland: Japan! You cannot live life being scared of yaoi! I'm giving you these yaoi video games.
Japan: Don't worry, I can handle them 'cause I'm japan Lukasiewicz! Hey Poland! America! Hetalia! Lithuania! Want to play?
Poland, America, Hetalia, and Lithuania all dash away.
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Poland: Japan? Are you okay?
Japan was in a chair. The chair slowly turns... that Japan AND Prussia were both in the same chair.
Poland: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Japan: HAHAHA! Got you! I just wanted to play together with Prussia. Those guys were cute!
Poland: Wow... what made Japan so afraid of Kenya X Swaziland?
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: OH MY GOD DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT SCENE EVER AGAIN!

Boron's Request

This is the funniest story ever.
"What if Japan Lukasiewicz, the brother of Prussia, decided to become like Scotland and watch Kenya X Swaziland?"
OH MY GOD you still remember about that?
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America: Seriously, Scotland! STOP WATCHING KENYA X SWAZILAND!
Scotland: But... how they French kiss...
Hetalia: I'M DISGUSTED of your habits! I'm Hetalia Marukaite and I don't accept this!
Scotland: Hetalia, you CRAZY? They look awesome!
Hetalia: ...............
America grabs the CD from Scotland.
Scotland: NO! America Kirkland! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
America runs off. America finds the person nearest to him, which is Japan Lukasiewicz.
America: HELLO RANDOM PERSON DO YOU WANT RANDOM CDS?
Japan: America, have you gone crazy?
America: I STOLE THEM FROM SCOTLAND.
Japan: ...
America: JUST TAKE THEM!
America puts the stupid CD in the hand of Japan Lukasiewicz.
Japan: Look, look Prussia. I got a random CD about stupidness.
Prussia: You serious, Japan?
Japan: America gave it to me. It said that it was stolen from Scotland.
Prussia: Seriously?
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Japan comes rushing in the room of Poland Veneziano.
Japan: POLAND! I can't watch this video without you!
Poland: Why?
Japan: IT'S FROM AMERICA KIRKLAND, WHO STOLE IT FROM SCOTLAND!!!!!!!
Poland: OK...
Japan: Oh good... I'm no longer nervous...
Poland: You don't have to watch it.
Japan: A LUKASIEWICZ NEVER IS AFRAID!
Japan turns on the TV.
Kenya: Swaziland... I gotta confess my true feelings...
Swaziland: What is it, Kenya...
Kenya: I... I love you...
Kenya X Swaziland happens. Here are the reactions.
Poland: Gross! That's why Scotland enjoys it so much!
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ "THE BRAVE": AHH! TWO GUYS MAKING OUT; THAT'S FREAKING BRUTAL! MAKE IT STOP!!! PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS JUST MADE UP; THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S A REAL YAOI SCENE! I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!! TURN IT OFF!! HOLD ME!! THAT WAS A BAD IDEA!! BAD VCR, BAD! I'M GONNA PEE MY PANTS! THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!
Poland: ...seriously?

My Ultimate Picture Gallery - Updated

Quick, before Halloween comes!

This is a picture of Justin. He'd like to say hi to you.

This is a picture of Carmen and Dashiell...and some random dog.

A picture of Alistair as a child.

Alistair, Morton, and Francis.

Roy, Joseph, and Dwayne playing soccer. Made last year so it can honor the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

Iggy plays soccer too.

Otto, Lawrence, and Shawn as sailors.

This GIF of Cody.

A colored sketch of Roy, Dwayne, Owen, Ludwig, Thoreau, Carson, Heather, Carmen, Dashiell, and Wendell together.

A picture of Alistair and his brother, Alfred.

A colored sketch of Chris, looking super Asian today.

Carrie sitting on top of a jar of strawberry jam.

Jeff, Francis, and Otto playing soccer. (The African is just added here for the 2014 FIFA World Cup. There were some African plays too.)

A picture for last year's Christmas. Shows Justin, Iggy, Cody, Joseph, and Chris dressed in Christmas outfits.

Dorothy.

Mike.

Dudley.

A Francis base.

What Hydrogen calls "a randomizer."

A colored sketch of Adrian.

Justin and Francis.

Ella.

Dwayne and Wendy.

Carmen.

Lawrence.

Shawn.

Dashiell.

Otto.

Thoreau.

Morton and Carson.

Francis, Alistair, and Heather.

Iggy, Cody, and Joseph.

Dave, Wendy, and Cherie.

Carrie, Owen, and Ludwig.

Justin and Chris.

WHOA!

I can't believe... my artworks are back...
Like, seriously... I have missed for hours... for aching hours... but now... they're back!
<Now that we're back, now you can enjoy Hydrogen's random stories and us at the same time!)
<Seriously? Did you make a REALITY while we were away?)
Yes, Barry...
<Seriously, WE'RE BACK! If you have forgotten about me already, remember I'm Joseph...your favorite!)
Yes...
<Can't believe we were gone for an eternity... but now came back!)
<Seriously, I gained weight while we were away... now I look a bit like this: )
< can't be THAT fat.)
<Many people stole our artwork by archiving it in the archive. But now, we're back. Remember I'm Justin!)
<And I'm Chris!)
<AND I'M FRANCIS! No, not that idiot! I mean I'm just Francis.)