Randomized Elements Reaction - Episode 2!

Hahnium: Last time on Randomized Elements Reaction, there were 104 returning campers and 8 new ones. Neodymium's STILL obsessed with Neon. Anyways, we introduced them to the new spa hotel with AC, a hot tub, and good breakfast! Darmstadtium surely loves collecting stats, too! Nickel and Ruthenium have some major problems, and Strontium played with our FIREWORKS! Well, it will be a good time! Stay tuned, for Randomized. Elements. REACTION.
(The opening shows)
Hahnium: This is your first challenge. You have to jump of this 1,000 foot cliff into the lake! There are two parts of the lake.
(The lake is shown.)
Hahnium: The wider area is the area we stocked with...psychotic, man-eating sharks! Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which is probably shark-free. For the team that did the best jump, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies you need for the second part of the challenge. Building a firework! The team that builds the most wicked firework will get to have a WICKED firework show tonight, along with a night in the spa hotel! The losers will be sending someone home. The one who comes in last place will be sending somebody home tonight. Let's see...Nickel Nickles, you're going first!
Berkelium looks down into the pool.
Berkelium: Oh, wow. So, who wants to go first?
Bismuth: Hey, don't sweat it guys! I'm pretty sure the show used interns to test it to show that it's survivable!
Berkelium: Fine, I'll go. It's no big deal. Just a insane cliff dive with a circle of angry sharks.
Berkelium dives into the lake and then lands in the safe zone!
Titanium: She did it! Yeah! Yeah! I'm next! COWABUNGA!!!!
Titanium jumps, and then hits a buoy. He sinks into the water. Then, Astatine, Barium, Zinc, Radon, Beryllium, Nickel, Americium, and Copper jump. The next team that goes is Manganese's team.
Oxygen: Okay, so who wants to go first?
Radium shoves Oxygen off a cliff. Oxygen lands in the safe zone. Oxygen looked unimpressed.
Manganese: For all the anime characters in the world!
Manganese dives into the pool like an anime character!
Radium: I'll jump next!
Radium also jumps. Soon followed Lithium, Iodine, Actinium, Lead, Cadmium, and Promethium. The next team that goes is the Chlorides.
Darmstadtium: So, should I jump first?
Potassium: Go for it, German newbie.
Darmstadtium: Don't say that, Potassium! Okay!
Darmstadtium jumps off the cliff, and of course, he collected stats.
Fluorine: FIERY! Too fiery! Must jump... NOW!
Fluorine does an insane dive into the lake, extinguishing his head... until it catches on fire again. Fluorine looked unimpressed.
Chlorine: It's my turn! I was once a surfer girl! Plus, I'm used in pools!
Chlorine jumps into the lake into the safe zone.
Hydrogen: Now, it's MY turn!
Hydrogen does a perfect twirl and LANDS into the lake! Soon, the people who jumped next were Gadolinium...
Gadolinium: Musical!
Samarium...
Samarium: ROCK ON!
Holmium...
Holmium: WOO-HOO!
Bohrium...
(looks bored)
Potassium...
(Potassium gives a hard and cold stare)
Calcium...
Calcium: MILK!!!
Niobium: Excuse me, but I have a medical condition? 
Hahnium: What condition?
Niobium: A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs.
Hahnium: You can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win. And then they'll hate you.
Niobium: It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other teams, and I think none of them will jump.
All the other teams were shown.
Hahnium: Okay, here is your chicken hat.
Hahnium puts a chicken hat on Niobium's head.
Hahnium: So, let's tally up the results. Hold up. That's 9 jumpers and 1 chicken. Meanwhile, on Manganese's team, we're missing one.
Neodymium: I'm NOT jumping without Neon! I have to be with Neon, my love! I have to be on the same team as Neon! PLEASE! Can I?
Mendelevium: I'll switch places with him.
Hahnium: All right, fine! You both (Neodymium and Neon) are on the Lanthanum Lanthanides now! Mendelevium, you're on the Manganese Manganisms.
Neodymium: YES!
Neon: NO!
Mendelevium walks over to Manganese's team, while Neodymium grabs Neon and jumps.
Hahnium: That means you're up guys!
Neodymium: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Neon: HELIUM ARGON KRYPTON XENON RADON!!!
They jump into the water, making Neodymium and Neon the first two of the Lanthanides to jump into the water.
Osmium: Okay guys, who's going first?
Everyone was giving a stare.
Ruthenium: I'm sorry, there's no way I'm doing this. Hello, we're on national television! I'll get my hair wet!
Helium: You're kidding, right?
Krypton: If she's not doing it I'm not doing it.
Meitnerium: Oh, you're doing it!
Ruthenium: Says who?
Meitnerium: Says me! I'm not coming in last place 'cause you got your hair wet, you spoiled little daddy's girl.
Ruthenium: Back off, ghetto glamour too-tight pants-wearing rap-star wannabe.
Meitnerium: Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen-girl reading peeking at high school prom queen.
Ruthenium: Well at least I'm popular.
Everyone is shocked, while Lanthanum looks at himself in the mirror.
Meitnerium: You're jumping!
RUTHENIUM: MAKE ME!
Meitnerium throws Ruthenium off a cliff.

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Ruthenium: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ruthenium lands into the water. Ruthenium spits out some water.
Ruthenium: Meitnerium, you are so dead.
Meitnerium: Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I? Now I hope I can just hit it too.
Meitnerium jumps in too, and then lands next to Ruthenium with a grin.
Krypton: I thought this was going to be a comic contest!
Hahnium: (laughs) Yeah! (laughs even more) No.
Krypton was seen falling off the cliff, panicking.
Then goes Helium...
Helium: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then Thorium...
Thorium: YEAH!
Thorium hits a rock and then goes spiraling down into the lake.
Bromine...
Bromine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Indium...
Indium: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then, Lanthanum. However, he lands in the danger zone. The sharks suddenly see Lanthanum and then they fall in love. They bring Lanthanum to the beach.
Finally, Osmium jumps into the pool!
Soon, the Rubidium Rapids, Europium Europeans, Tin Tungstens, Mercury Mercurials, Scandium Scandinavians, and the Ytterbium Ytterby's jump in. The final team was the Nobelium Nobles. Carbon and Bismuth were the final two on the cliff.
Carbon gives Bismuth a high five, and then jumps.
Carbon: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bismuth was left on the cliff.
Hahnium: Okay campers, there's only one person left! You guys need this jump for the win! (To Bismuth) No pressure dude.
Bismuth shows a funny face.
Hahnium: Okay, maybe some pressure.
Bismuth gets scared.
Cerium: Do it, Bismuth! Just do it!
Bismuth puts his floaties on.
Bismuth: I was pretty darn nervous.
In the confessional...
Bismuth: I am not a strong swimmer.
(Chlorine Chlorides)
Holmium: I'm looking at this guy and thinking... "There's no way he's gonna make it!"
(Scandium Scandinavia's/Scandinavians)
Hafnium: I actually thought if he was going jump this, he's gonna die.
Back at the cliff...
Hahnium: Take a good run at it, buddy! You can do this!
Bismuth: I'm gonna die now. I'm going to freaking die now.
Bismuth gets ready, while everyone looks at him...
Thallium: Come on, Bismuth!
Bismuth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Bismuth DIVES into the lake, and then the splash was HUGE. The other 111 get washed away by Bismuth's big wave.
Hahnium: THE WINNERS! THE NOBELIUM NOBLES!!!
Carbon: That was awesome dude. What's wrong?
Bismuth: Uh, I think I lost my bathing suit.
Everyone: EWW!
Now, the Nobelium Nobles had an advantage - They were pulling their firework materials on wheelbarrows. Meanwhile, the others were just pushing their firework materials. The Nobles arrive at their cabins first. Now, the Nobles were opening their crates with their teeth.
Hahnium: Remember guys, you can only use your teeth to open the crates.
Cerium: I think I got it open!
Cerium opens the crate to reveal firework materials. Cerium also gets rope burn on her tongue.
Cerium: Ow, ow! Rope burn on my tongue!
Later, they opened all the crates.
Carbon: Let's see... toilet paper tube, triangle thingy, a stick, gunpowder, and a lighter.
Meanwhile, the Lanthanides Krypton and Ruthenium walk to Meitnerium.
Ruthenium: I just wanted to say, I didn't mean that about you being a ghetto rap-star wannabe, and I love your earrings! They're so pretty.
Meitnerium: Straight up! Well, I'm sorry for throwing you off a cliff and all.
Ruthenium: No worries... I needed a push. Truce?
Meitnerium: Yeah, yeah I got it.
Meitnerium walks away, while Ruthenium was with Krypton,
Krypton: Did you mean that stuff you said to Meitnerium back there?
Ruthenium: Meitnerium? No, she's going down! (raises fist) And P.S. those were the ugliest earrings I've seen in my life.
Krypton: Oh. So if you hate her, why were you being nice to her?
Ruthenium: You've ever seen one of those shows before? Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Krypton: Ohhhhhhhh. I'm your friend, right?
Ruthenium: Oh yeah. For now.
The Tin Tungstens were seen pushing their crates over. Of course, all the other teams were there already.
Thulium: Finally.
Copernicium was now standing on the crates.
Copernicium: 'K. Dudes, it's not too late. We can do this!
Thulium was sleeping. Rhenium was playing with a small blimp. Silver was just looking UNIMPRESSED.
Silver: Ew!
Tin: That's...really gross.
Back at the Nobelium Nobles... The Nobelium Nobles were building a firework that looks professional, while the Tin Tungstens' firework sucked. It was shown that the Nobelium Nobles were doing WONDERFUL, while the Tin Tungstens were looking bad.
Hahnium looked at the 11 fireworks.
The Chlorine Chlorides
Hahnium: Looks good...
Hahnium lights the firework, and then BOOM!
Strontium: Nice!
Calcium: Yeah! It's because... IT'S MILK!
Everyone was staring at Calcium.
The Nickel Nickles
Hahnium: This firework looks deviously devious.
Copper: Nickel did it, obviously.
Nickel had a devious brush in her hand.
Berkelium: Nickel...
Nickel sets off the firework and then the fireworks were...
Copper: Not appropriate...not appropriate at all!
Copper uses his magic to make it look more appropriate...and by appropriate I mean completely blocking it out.
 
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Nickel: COPPER'S A WITCH! GET HIM!
The Europium Europeans
Nitrogen: I dub this, the strategy rocket!
Hahnium: Okay...
Sulfur: I wanted it to be the "Texan Firework" instead!
Nitrogen: Shut up, Texas guy.
Sulfur: YEE-HAW! Never!
Platinum: Isn't it sweet? It does not look like a messed up hot pepper that has a Texas hat on it!
Sulfur: CALIFORNIUM'S TERRIBLE!!!
Sulfur throws a match at the wick, and then soon, BOOM! Fireworks go out. Of course, Strontium saw it all.
Sulfur: Strontium's staring at every firework we do.
Phosphorus: Strontium!!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN FIREWORK!
Sulfur: Phosphorus... thank you!
Nitrogen: Sulfur is too Texan.
Sulfur: YEE-HAW!
The Manganese Manganisms
Iodine: Of course, Manganese is out of this.
Cadmium: Now I present to you... the safe firework!
Hahnium: What?
Iodine lights up the firework and then BOOM! The words "SAFETY FIRST" appear.
Strontium: SAFETY'S BORING! I want to be BURNT by lots of dangerous fireworks!
Rubidium: Strontium, are you sure about this?
The Mercury Mercurials
Mercury: I present to you... a rocket!
Silicon: AWW! I could have been texting my friends!
Vanadium: SILICON, YOU CAN DO THAT LATER! When we win!
Xenon: VANADIUM'S RIGHT. STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR PHONE IS BETTER THAN US.
Vanadium: Thank you Xenon.
Zirconium: What's the rocket called?
Silicon: Yeah, what is the rocket called?
Mercury: The rocket is named "The Sea Mercury!"
Everyone on Mercury's team except Mercury and Zirconium: tungsten's, this is not gonna be good!
Zirconium: Will it give me a diamond?
Mercury: No.
Zirconium: Well, at least this can do...
Zirconium lights up the firework and then BOOM! What came out of the firework were some VERY Newfoundlander symbols and even music!
Hahnium: WHOA.
Zirconium: Hahnium, are you IMPRESSED?
Hahnium: Yes.
The Ytterbium Ytterby's
Strontium: Now look at OURS! Isn't it amazing?
Magnesium: Strontium's obsessed with fireworks.
Lutetium: What is this?
Strontium: I hope it can burn us all and probably molybdenum us into nonexistence.
Palladium: Are you serious?
Strontium: Yes.
Strontium lights up the firework, and then after the firework is lit up...
Nickel: COPPER'S WITCHCRAFT CENSORED MY VERY BEAUTIFUL FIREWORK!
Copper: IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE! I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT!
Nickel: WELL, THEN!
Nickel accidentally pushes Strontium over to the side.
Strontium: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cobalt: What did he just say?
Strontium: I said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Cobalt: Oh, oh Nickel. You just messed with Strontium.
Cobalt gives Strontium a beating. The firework EXPLODES like a wonderful show, and then the words show "AMERICA ROCKS!"
Americium: That's the spirit!
Europium: Hilariously UNFUNNY.
Strontium: I argued them about the "America" part and that we should have changed it to Scotland.
Europium: YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
The Lanthanum Lanthanides
Lanthanum: It's perfect for a show. It's... THE LANTHANUM ROCKET!
Krypton: The lanshunum rocket?
Neon: No, the LANTHANUM rocket!
Helium: At least it's humble.
Indium: IT'S NOT GALLIUM-YTTRIUM, ISN'T IT?
Helium: Indium, light up the firework.
Indium: FIREWORRRRKS!!
Indium lights up the firework and then BOOM! The firework makes a great show!
Indium: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Magnesium: Oh yeah!
Indium: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ruthenium: Great job, INDIOT.
(NOTE: I did not misspell "idiot." I just combined the words "Indium" and "Idiot" together. Ruthenium is a devious diva, remember? A mean one.)
Indium: HEY! I'm not an idiot. I just lit up the fireworks!
Soon went the Ytterbium Ytterby's, who had a decent firework. Then the Scandinavia's, who had a weird firework. Then, went the Tin Tungstens.
Hahnium: Oh, the argon... you call THIS a firework?
Silver: Hahnium... It was mainly Tantalum, Thulium, Copernicium, Roentgenium, and Rhenium who built it.
While Copernicium and Roentgenium were making quick bonds, Thulium was sleeping. Tantalum was running around like Tantalus (Niobe's cousin?) and Rhenium was playing with his small blimp again.
Hahnium: Where are the rest?
Silver: I do not know.
Ruthenium: Really, Silver? We had a better looking firework than your so-called "rocket."
Silver: Hey!
Silver lights up the firework and then..
Hahnium: WATCH OUT EVERYBODY!
Everybody (except for Strontium) runs away.
A terrible firework explosion happens, possibly killing Strontium.
Hahnium: That SUCKED!
Strontium: INDEED! I nearly DIED because of that TERRIBLE EXPLOSION!
Finally... the Nobelium Nobles!
Antimony: Will this be?
Thallium: I don't know, Antimony.
Antimony: Ready, set, GO!
Antimony and Thallium light the firework, and then BOOM! The most wonderful FIREWORK show was made. There were animals, happy faces, and even an entertaining song!
Hahnium: NOBLES WIN!
Carbon: Yeah! We won first place!
Hahnium: Unfortunately, Tungstens, your rocket sucked and nearly killed Strontium. You're sending someone home tonight!
Nickel: Thank goodness Copper's powers did not make us last place! That was so terrible! Also...
Copper: What, Nickel?
Nickel: Are you IOWA?
Vanadium: Silicon's now texting his so-called friends again.
Silicon: VANADIUM'S BEING MEAN!
Vanadium: S-SILICON!
Cerium: Great! Now I'll look for a new planet! With PROFESSIONAL telescopes!
Praseodymium: Cerium...
Silver: Who should we vote off tonight?
Thulium: Either you, Copernicium, Roentgenium, or Tantalum.
Silver: Hey!
Rhenium: I don't see why we lost. This team (The Scandium Scandinavians) have 5 girls on it!
Silver gasps.
Silver: What's that supposed to mean?
Rhenium: Well, guys look better and stronger at sports than girls are.
Holmium: Oh, snap, you did not just say that!
Rhenium: My dad said to help the girls in case they have trouble keeping up.
Molybdenum grabs him by the throat.
Molybdenum: Still think we need your help keeping up?
Rhenium: Not really.
Holmium: Okay, let's give the guy a break. At least he doesn't think guys are smarter than girls.
Rhenium: But they are.
At the campfire ceremony, Silver was looking angry.
Roentgenium: Dude, you've got a lot to learn about the real world.
Hahnium: Tin Tungstens. At camp, marshmallows represent tasty treats that you like roasting by the fire at night. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only 9 marshmallows on this plate! When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper that doesn't receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. EVER. The first marshmallow goes to...Thulium.
Thulium gets the marshmallow.
Hahnium: Selenium...
Selenium: Woo-hoo! Yeah, place at the table!
Selenium gets his marshmallow.
Hahnium: ...Tin... ...Silver... ...Cesium... ...Plutonium... ...Roentgenium... ...Copernicium...
All the following campers get their marshmallows.
Hahnium: This is the final marshmallow of the evening.
A dramatic moment starts, where Rhenium and Tantalum were looking in fear. Rhenium had a scared face. Drama happened...
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Hahnium: TANTALUM.
Tantalum: Phew!
Tantalum runs up to Hahnium and then gets his marshmallow.
Hahnium: Can't say I'm shocked; I saw you playing with a small blimp. Not cool, dude. Dock of Shame is that way, bro!
Rhenium walks the Dock of Shame. Then, it shows back to the campfire ceremony.
Hahnium: The rest of you! Enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe...for tonight.
It shows back to the Dock of Shame. Rhenium was near it...
In the confessional...
Hafnium: Yeah, this camp pretty much still sucks. But, now that I'm here I guess I might actually try to win.
Back at the camp...
Now, it was shown that the Nobelium Nobles were watching a firework show.
Nobelium: To the Nobelium Nobles!
Everyone else: The Nobelium Nobles!
The firework show ends. Then, they go back to the hotel.
The End