Saturday, August 22, 2015

TDWT - Silicon's Version (Episodes 13 and 17)

Silicon is one of our writers. Enjoy!
Episodes 13 and 17's songs are rewritten by Silicon.
TDWT - Changing Guard Mix (the episode where Beryllium is eliminated)
Team Silicon Is REALLY hot - Beryllium, Neodymium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Helium
Team Idaho - Kaycie D Elements, Gothenburg, Stockholm, Healium, Neon
Neodymium: It's creepy how they stand there, and don't even blink! I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!
Beryllium: Hey buddy, can we bribe you, to strip yourself down?
Neodymium: Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?
Beryllium: Don't kill him, you clown!
Kaycie D Elements: No way, I can't strip him, it's too unprofessional!
Gothenburg: And I'm allergic to uniforms.
Stockholm: Okay, that's just weak.
Healium: I made a vow that Neon's the only man for me!
Stockholm: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? Injury!? Ow!
Kaycie D Elements: If we're gonna find that clue...
Gothenburg: There's only one thing to do!
Healium: Force someone to strip him down!
Kaycie D Elements, Gothenburg, and Healium: And, sorry, Stockholm, that's you!
Stockholm: Ow! Oh, wait!
Beryllium: If we're gonna find that clue...
Neodymium: There's only one thing to do!
Beryllium: Force someone to strip him down!
Neodymium and Beryllium: And Magnesium, dude, that's you!
Stockholm: Healium! Look! It's Neon! And I think he wants to strip!
Healium: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things. And that will help, I bet.
Stockholm: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue.
Gothenburg: We're doing what we proposed!
Kaycie D Elements: Force someone to strip him down!
Kaycie D Elements, Gothenburg, and Stockholm: 'Cause if we don't, we're hosed!
Kaycie D Elements: Totally hoooooooooosed!
TDWT - We are Shearing Sheep (the episode when Stockholm is eliminated)
Team Idaho - Kaycie D Elements, Gothenburg, Stockholm, Healium, Neon
Gothenburg: Shearing sheep, don't be a creep, it's the only way we'll fly first, peeps. (to Kaycie D Elements) Win the game, don't be so lame, try to lose this and your face I'll maim!
Kaycie D Elements: Shear the sheep, then, with a smile, make yourself a giant woolly, woolly, woolly pi-ile! (to Gothenburg) You had your chance and you turned him down, so don't be giving me no cranky frowns!
Gothenburg, Kaycie D Elements, and Stockholm: We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheeeeep!
Healium: Eeeeee!
Neon: Woah-oo-oo!
Gothenburg: (to Kaycie D Elements) Shearing sheep instead of you, only cause you don't have any, a-tattoos! I'll find a logo, we'll win again, and I'll be here, until the bitter end!
Gothenburg, Kaycie D Elements, and Stockholm: We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing... Yeaaahhhhh!

Healium: Ahhhh!

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