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Sweden and Switzerland were best friends since the beginning of time. They decided to make a sandwich together. It had potato bread, extra tomatoes, lots of cheese, and especially lots of chicken.
Sweden: You like the sandwich we're making?
Switzerland: Yes! The only thing missing is that there's no pizza in it!
Sweden: PIZZA!? OH YEAH, WE FORGOT! Want that pizza to be a chicken one with EXTRA pizza sauce and potato bread too?
Switzerland: SURE! That's a great idea-
Suddenly, a totally random Scotland comes down crashing onto Sweden and Switzerland's creation.
Sweden: NOOOOOOOOO! OUR TOTALLY AWESOME SANDWICH WITH POTATO BREAD, EXTRA TOMATOES, LOTS OF CHEESE AND CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scotland: What. It wasn't that epic.
Sweden: IT HAD LOTS OF CHEESE & CHICKEN!!!
Switzerland: AND WE WERE GOING TO ADD A PIZZA IN IT, until a totally random Scotland ruined our PIZZA!
Suddenly, another totally random Ireland crashes down into the remains of Sweden and Switzerland's sandwich.
Ireland: Switzerland! I just landed on one of your terrible cushions! What is it exactly?
Switzerland: It was FORMERLY the best sandwich ever until Scotland ruined it.
Scotland: IT WAS UNEXPECTED! I was supposed to land in the Specific Ocean but it landed in Sweden's house!
Sweden: THAT'S SILLY! And you, Ireland, were you doing the SAME!?
Ireland: I was supposed to land in Grand Valley. We were both skydiving but-
Sweden and Switzerland throw Scotland and Ireland out the window.
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England and Scotland love making pizzas together...especially ones with cheese, extra tomato sauce, ultimate chicken, pizza sandwiches, and potato bread. The duo decide to open up a pizza business.
England: Scotland, your idea was very fantastic. Now we're going to be RICH, richer than Switzerland, Ireland, and Sweden combined!
Scotland: Nice! Especially when all the ingredients are liked by many people, including chicken!
England: And tomato sauce, don't forget that!
After a while, Sweden comes into their door.
Scotland: Okay. What do you want on your pizza?
Sweden: Well you see, I want a pizza with lots of salami on top-
Scotland: I'm afraid that we don't have salami.
England: Isn't salami one of the essential ingredients, Scotland?
Scotland: England!
England and Scotland decide to start fighting.
Sweden: Okay?
Scotland: We don't have salami. Instead you'll have to check the toppings list.
List of toppings
pepperoni
more pepperoni
EXTRA CHEESE
LOTS OF CHEESE
LOTS OF CHICKEN
FRIED CHICKEN
CHICKEN NUGGETS
FRENCH FRIES
tomatoes
tomatoes
LOTS OF TOMATOES
mashed potatoes
SMASHED potatoes
cut up tomatoes
the ultimate potato challenge
MUSHROOMS!
BEEF!
and many more...
Sweden: Never mind then.
Sweden leaves.
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The Screaming Hafnium's: England, Switzerland, France, Spain, and Italy.
The Killer Rhenium's: Sweden, Scotland, Germany, Ireland, and Finland.
So today, the two teams have to compete in a challenge... to see which team cooks an Italian recipe better.
For the Screaming Hafnium's, England and Switzerland were doing the pasta. France and Italy were doing the pizza, while Spain was left to do the breadsticks by himself.
England: Hmm... this is pasta after all...
Switzerland: Plus it's Italian, right?
England: Yes.
Switzerland: PUT EXTRA TOMATO SAUCE ON IT!!!
England: Switzerland, that's a GREAT idea!
France: Okay, so since this is YOUR country...
Italy: I DO know how to do pizza well.
Spain: Okay, since I'm doing this alone... this is hard. Well...
For the Killer Rhenium's, Sweden and Germany were doing the pasta. Ireland and Scotland were doing the pizza, which leaves Finland to do the breadsticks by himself.
Sweden: Germany, is this fun? Making pasta, pasta, PASTA!
Germany: If only if YOU weren't so enthusiastic about it, I might enjoy it a little more.
Sweden: Okay, Germany... calm down...
Ireland: Scotland... WE'RE MAKING PIZZA!
Scotland: So first, mix potatoes in the dough, making it POTATO DOUGH! Roll it out...
Ireland: Then, we add LOTS of tomato sauce on the dough!
Scotland: After we do THAT, we add LOTS of cheese on it!
Ireland: Then, we add...CHICKEN!!! WE ADD SALAMI! WE ADD LOTS, AND LOTS OF TOMATOES AND POTATOES TOO!
Scotland: You know this is too UN-Italian, right?
Finland: Breadsticks? You mean, sticks made out of bread? Well, this is easy then.
Now, they're done with the whole thing. Now, they're giving it to the host, Denmark.
Denmark: Okay. Screaming Hafnium's, it's up!
The screaming Hafnium's come.
Denmark: England and Switzerland! I want to see the pasta.
Denmark tastes the pasta.
England: Is it good?
Denmark: Yes, it is! There's too much tomato sauce in it, though. I give you an 6/10.
Switzerland: ...okay...
Denmark: France and Italy, I wanna see your pizza! And I hope it's good, because it's Italian! Good for Italy, but maybe not for France!
Denmark tastes the pizza.
Denmark: ...Italy...this is very NICE pizza! Out of a scale of 1 to 10, 15!
Italy: Oh yeah, France!
France: Yes, Italy...
Denmark: And now, for Spain!
Spain brings his breadsticks.
Spain: Do you like it? WILL you like it?
Denmark: ...
Denmark tastes the breadsticks.
Denmark: ...THESE ARE GREAT! 10/10!
Spain: OH YEAH!
Denmark: The Screaming Hafnium's have done a great job! Now it's time for the Killer Rhenium's.
Sweden shamefully brings a smashed dish, with smashed pasta...
Sweden: Sorry, Denmark... this is all what I could bring... because...
Germany: Sweden did it, not me.
Denmark tastes the pasta.
Denmark: Would taste better if not smashed by Sweden. 4/10.
Sweden: IT WASN'T ME! It was Germany!
Germany and Sweden start to fight.
Denmark: Next up, Scotland and Ireland!
Scotland and Ireland bring their ultimate pizza to Denmark.
Denmark: Oh, this is looking good!
Denmark eats the pizza, when...
Denmark: Scotland and Ireland! Did you use...SPICY SAUCE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!
Denmark gets water.
Ireland: Oh... I thought that was pizza sauce.
Scotland: Did you enjoy the rest of the pizza?
Denmark: YUCK, Scotland! Is that...PLASTIC!?
Scotland: Oh my goodness... THIS IS WHY IT SMELLED SO BAD WHEN IT COOKED!
Ireland: How did this even HAPPEN!? Oh my goodness!
Denmark: For almost POISONING me, NEGATIVE 10!
Scotland: !
And finally, for Finland...
Finland: Here you go, BREAD sticks!
Denmark eats the breadsticks, that were really... bread sticks.
Denmark: YUCK! It was MOLDY bread! 1/10! It turns out the Screaming Hafnium's win the challenge!
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Scotland finds a weird machine, and shows it to Switzerland and England.
Scotland: Hmm... this is a pretty strange machine...
Switzerland: How about you go IN it, Scotland?
England: Please, Scotland! THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
Switzerland shoves Scotland into the machine.
England: Switzerland! HOW COULD YOU!?
What comes out of the machine... is a female Scotland.
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When Germanium, Francium, and Polonium meet Germany, France, and Poland...
Germanium: So who's this "Scotland" you're talking about?
France: Scotland is the person who likes making pizza during his free time. Ireland and England are usually his buddies.
Germanium: Nice, France... Germany, why were you evil during WWII?
Germany: The truth is... Scotland was REALLY pissing me off... Germanium...
Germanium: And you, Poland... Who is Marie Curie?
Poland: Mary Curie? Oh well you see...what Sweden eats when he's dead?
Germanium: Pretty sure you've been watching some Hetalia, right?
Germany: Yeah. I heard that they do Scotland X England for some reason unknown... maybe because they cook pizza a lot too?
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England and Ireland decide to go skydiving.
Ireland: Come on, England! Don't be afraid! I once skydived and landed in Sweden and Switzerland's sandwich. Come on, let's skydive!
England: Okay, as long as I don't land in anything that people worked hard on...
Ireland and England jump. Later...
Scotland: Whoa... I never knew watching Hetalia was this hot!
Suddenly, England lands on the TV Scotland was watching, breaking his TV...
England: OH! Ouch, that hurt! Oh my goodness, Scotland! You're always in a happy mood, but THIS!?
Scotland was enraged because England broke his TV
Scotland: DUDE, KENYA WAS GOING TO KISS SWAZILAND, BEFORE YOU LANDED ON MY TV! I miss my Kenya x Swaziland thing now!
England: Oh my goodness... Swaziland and Kenya!?
Scotland: Yes, I know! It's SO messed up!
England: Well...
Scotland throws England out the window. Meanwhile, Sweden was showing an audience his creation.
Sweden: Behold, my fellow countries! It's the leaning tower of-
Suddenly, Ireland lands, smashing Sweden's "Leaning tower of Pizza" (which was hidden under a cloth by the way, so the audience didn't know what it was)
Sweden: NO, MY LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA!!!
Ireland: I told you skydiving was fun!
Switzerland: Come on, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza-
Italy: Sorry, Switzerland...but Ireland has killed it! I think it was a parody of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which I own!
Finland: Come on, where's the pizza?
Italy: Ireland killed it.
France: UGH, always has to be someone! In this case, Ireland!!!
Poland: I know, right? It's so messed up...
Germany: Ireland is so messed up! Killing a leaning tower of pizza!!!
Denmark: I wonder, was it even real pizza?
Spain: Maybe... maybe not?
Switzerland: LOOK! I HEARD OF DISCOVERIES OF GOLD IN MEXICO!!!
Italy: Nice, but shouldn't you be killing Ireland instead?
Switzerland: It was the same Ireland that killed my epic sandwich!!!
Switzerland throws Ireland out a window. Switzerland then finds lots of gold in Mexico.
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Switzerland decides to play random tunes on his rock guitar, while performing in front of a whole audience.
Switzerland: TIME TO LET OUT MY TRUE SPIRIT!
Germany: Really? A rock guitarist's spirit?
Switzerland: NOT JUST THAT, IT'S A ROCK SONG ITSELF! And Scotland, PAY ATTENTION! Stop watching Swaziland X Kenya on your phone!
Scotland wasn't paying attention to Switzerland because he was watching more Hetalia-like shows on his phone.
Scotland: LOOK AT THAT SEXY KISS... HOW SWAZILAND AND KENYA'S IN LOVE... THEY ARE... PERFECT YAOI...
Switzerland: Scotland! STOP WATCHING SWAZILAND X KENYA.
Scotland: Okay fine.
Scotland pays attention to the rock song.
Switzerland: OH YEAH, ROCK MUSIC!
Sweden: Also comes with the epic rock music!
Germany: Man, why do so many people enjoy metal?
Poland: I don't know why Germany.
Italy: It's not Italian enough.
Switzerland: Well DUH, it's more American!
Denmark: DANG IT!
France: Let's listen to more!
England: Thanks a lot... nice... but... UGH!
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For the Screaming Hafnium's, England and Switzerland were doing the pasta. France and Italy were doing the pizza, while Spain was left to do the breadsticks by himself.
England: Hmm... this is pasta after all...
Switzerland: Plus it's Italian, right?
England: Yes.
Switzerland: PUT EXTRA TOMATO SAUCE ON IT!!!
England: Switzerland, that's a GREAT idea!
France: Okay, so since this is YOUR country...
Italy: I DO know how to do pizza well.
Spain: Okay, since I'm doing this alone... this is hard. Well...
For the Killer Rhenium's, Sweden and Germany were doing the pasta. Ireland and Scotland were doing the pizza, which leaves Finland to do the breadsticks by himself.
Sweden: Germany, is this fun? Making pasta, pasta, PASTA!
Germany: If only if YOU weren't so enthusiastic about it, I might enjoy it a little more.
Sweden: Okay, Germany... calm down...
Ireland: Scotland... WE'RE MAKING PIZZA!
Scotland: So first, mix potatoes in the dough, making it POTATO DOUGH! Roll it out...
Ireland: Then, we add LOTS of tomato sauce on the dough!
Scotland: After we do THAT, we add LOTS of cheese on it!
Ireland: Then, we add...CHICKEN!!! WE ADD SALAMI! WE ADD LOTS, AND LOTS OF TOMATOES AND POTATOES TOO!
Scotland: You know this is too UN-Italian, right?
Finland: Breadsticks? You mean, sticks made out of bread? Well, this is easy then.
Now, they're done with the whole thing. Now, they're giving it to the host, Denmark.
Denmark: Okay. Screaming Hafnium's, it's up!
The screaming Hafnium's come.
Denmark: England and Switzerland! I want to see the pasta.
Denmark tastes the pasta.
England: Is it good?
Denmark: Yes, it is! There's too much tomato sauce in it, though. I give you an 6/10.
Switzerland: ...okay...
Denmark: France and Italy, I wanna see your pizza! And I hope it's good, because it's Italian! Good for Italy, but maybe not for France!
Denmark tastes the pizza.
Denmark: ...Italy...this is very NICE pizza! Out of a scale of 1 to 10, 15!
Italy: Oh yeah, France!
France: Yes, Italy...
Denmark: And now, for Spain!
Spain brings his breadsticks.
Spain: Do you like it? WILL you like it?
Denmark: ...
Denmark tastes the breadsticks.
Denmark: ...THESE ARE GREAT! 10/10!
Spain: OH YEAH!
Denmark: The Screaming Hafnium's have done a great job! Now it's time for the Killer Rhenium's.
Sweden shamefully brings a smashed dish, with smashed pasta...
Sweden: Sorry, Denmark... this is all what I could bring... because...
Germany: Sweden did it, not me.
Denmark tastes the pasta.
Denmark: Would taste better if not smashed by Sweden. 4/10.
Sweden: IT WASN'T ME! It was Germany!
Germany and Sweden start to fight.
Denmark: Next up, Scotland and Ireland!
Scotland and Ireland bring their ultimate pizza to Denmark.
Denmark: Oh, this is looking good!
Denmark eats the pizza, when...
Denmark: Scotland and Ireland! Did you use...SPICY SAUCE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!
Denmark gets water.
Ireland: Oh... I thought that was pizza sauce.
Scotland: Did you enjoy the rest of the pizza?
Denmark: YUCK, Scotland! Is that...PLASTIC!?
Scotland: Oh my goodness... THIS IS WHY IT SMELLED SO BAD WHEN IT COOKED!
Ireland: How did this even HAPPEN!? Oh my goodness!
Denmark: For almost POISONING me, NEGATIVE 10!
Scotland: !
And finally, for Finland...
Finland: Here you go, BREAD sticks!
Denmark eats the breadsticks, that were really... bread sticks.
Denmark: YUCK! It was MOLDY bread! 1/10! It turns out the Screaming Hafnium's win the challenge!
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Scotland finds a weird machine, and shows it to Switzerland and England.
Scotland: Hmm... this is a pretty strange machine...
Switzerland: How about you go IN it, Scotland?
England: Please, Scotland! THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
Switzerland shoves Scotland into the machine.
England: Switzerland! HOW COULD YOU!?
What comes out of the machine... is a female Scotland.
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When Germanium, Francium, and Polonium meet Germany, France, and Poland...
Germanium: So who's this "Scotland" you're talking about?
France: Scotland is the person who likes making pizza during his free time. Ireland and England are usually his buddies.
Germanium: Nice, France... Germany, why were you evil during WWII?
Germany: The truth is... Scotland was REALLY pissing me off... Germanium...
Germanium: And you, Poland... Who is Marie Curie?
Poland: Mary Curie? Oh well you see...what Sweden eats when he's dead?
Germanium: Pretty sure you've been watching some Hetalia, right?
Germany: Yeah. I heard that they do Scotland X England for some reason unknown... maybe because they cook pizza a lot too?
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England and Ireland decide to go skydiving.
Ireland: Come on, England! Don't be afraid! I once skydived and landed in Sweden and Switzerland's sandwich. Come on, let's skydive!
England: Okay, as long as I don't land in anything that people worked hard on...
Ireland and England jump. Later...
Scotland: Whoa... I never knew watching Hetalia was this hot!
Suddenly, England lands on the TV Scotland was watching, breaking his TV...
England: OH! Ouch, that hurt! Oh my goodness, Scotland! You're always in a happy mood, but THIS!?
Scotland was enraged because England broke his TV
Scotland: DUDE, KENYA WAS GOING TO KISS SWAZILAND, BEFORE YOU LANDED ON MY TV! I miss my Kenya x Swaziland thing now!
England: Oh my goodness... Swaziland and Kenya!?
Scotland: Yes, I know! It's SO messed up!
England: Well...
Scotland throws England out the window. Meanwhile, Sweden was showing an audience his creation.
Sweden: Behold, my fellow countries! It's the leaning tower of-
Suddenly, Ireland lands, smashing Sweden's "Leaning tower of Pizza" (which was hidden under a cloth by the way, so the audience didn't know what it was)
Sweden: NO, MY LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA!!!
Ireland: I told you skydiving was fun!
Switzerland: Come on, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza-
Italy: Sorry, Switzerland...but Ireland has killed it! I think it was a parody of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which I own!
Finland: Come on, where's the pizza?
Italy: Ireland killed it.
France: UGH, always has to be someone! In this case, Ireland!!!
Poland: I know, right? It's so messed up...
Germany: Ireland is so messed up! Killing a leaning tower of pizza!!!
Denmark: I wonder, was it even real pizza?
Spain: Maybe... maybe not?
Switzerland: LOOK! I HEARD OF DISCOVERIES OF GOLD IN MEXICO!!!
Italy: Nice, but shouldn't you be killing Ireland instead?
Switzerland: It was the same Ireland that killed my epic sandwich!!!
Switzerland throws Ireland out a window. Switzerland then finds lots of gold in Mexico.
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Switzerland decides to play random tunes on his rock guitar, while performing in front of a whole audience.
Switzerland: TIME TO LET OUT MY TRUE SPIRIT!
Germany: Really? A rock guitarist's spirit?
Switzerland: NOT JUST THAT, IT'S A ROCK SONG ITSELF! And Scotland, PAY ATTENTION! Stop watching Swaziland X Kenya on your phone!
Scotland wasn't paying attention to Switzerland because he was watching more Hetalia-like shows on his phone.
Scotland: LOOK AT THAT SEXY KISS... HOW SWAZILAND AND KENYA'S IN LOVE... THEY ARE... PERFECT YAOI...
Switzerland: Scotland! STOP WATCHING SWAZILAND X KENYA.
Scotland: Okay fine.
Scotland pays attention to the rock song.
Switzerland: OH YEAH, ROCK MUSIC!
Sweden: Also comes with the epic rock music!
Germany: Man, why do so many people enjoy metal?
Poland: I don't know why Germany.
Italy: It's not Italian enough.
Switzerland: Well DUH, it's more American!
Denmark: DANG IT!
France: Let's listen to more!
England: Thanks a lot... nice... but... UGH!
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