More Random Stories

It's the 2nd day of Europium week!
Guess what? MORE country stories!

Featuring Scotland, England, France, Spain, Switzerland, Sweden, Finland...who knows, even more!
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Scotland: COME ON, SWAZILAND, FRENCH KISS KENYA ALREADY!
Scotland was watching Hetalia on TV... it was the same scene, of course... the Kenya X Swaziland scene.
Sweden: UGH! You've been watching that same scene for... 100 times?
Scotland: Go ahead, make a Sweden X England scene then!!!
The next day...
Sweden: Oh, England... I have always loved you... it's perfect...
England: WELL I DON'T! Well you see, I'll NEVER be your husband Sweden! And plus I'm not gay unlike those two people in the show Scotland watches!
Scotland: KENYA AND SWAZILAND AREN'T MESSED UP!
England: I'M OUTTA HERE!
England leaves.
England: And don't you DARE touch Scotland!
Sweden: Go ahead, make a Scotland X England scene!
England: NO!
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This is a challenge. Two teams will be cooking pizza, and the team with the better pizza wins.
Red Team: England, Sweden, Finland
Blue Team: Russia, Ukraine, Scotland
Italy will be tasting the pizza.
England: Finland and Sweden, why are you watching the Kenya X Swaziland scene on your phone?
Sweden: Finland is watching the Kenya X Swaziland scene. I'm not.
Finland: I now know how Scotland feels about this beautiful kiss scene! Oh my goodness wrestle your tongue in Kenya's mouth... This is so sexy... and yaoi...
Scotland: Finland! THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY!
Finland: Oh man, Kenya, continue kissing Swaziland...
Sweden: FOCUS ON THE CHALLENGE!
Meanwhile, for Team 2.
Russia: How about let's do it... the fun way?
Scotland: Go ahead, Russia! I love fun!
Ukraine: Okay, Scotland. Each of us gets our individual share of ingredients.
Scotland: What do I get?
Ukraine: You get the pizza dough. Russia gets the pizza sauce. I have the toppings.
Now time for the tasting!
Italy: Today is my birthday! So, I want pizza! Okay, Red team, you're up!
England: My creativity flew past the limits, and so I made the ultimate pizza!
Sweden: The average England - Scotland-like, pizza lover...
Finland: Don't you like it, Italy?
Italy eats the pizza that the Red Team (actually, more like England) made.
Italy: Yum! This is great! 9/10! I hope the Blue Team's pizza is good!
A very boring pizza was shown.
Scotland: It wasn't my fault! It was Ukraine and Russia's fault, not mine!
Italy: THIS DOESN'T EVEN LOOK ITALIAN! Where'd you get the toppings? Is this what happened in Soviet Russia! That's it! I know Scotland has a vivid and bright personality but you two... aren't that bright. Sorry.
Russia: NO! It's perfect, the way it is! Italy, WE WIN, Finland loses! Finland was watching LOTS of Hetalia on his phone!
Italy: NO, YOU LOSE!
Russia: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TASTE IT!
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Belarus decides to read a Hetalia fanfiction.
Belarus: I'm just bored. I want to read Hetalia. Apparently the show that Scotland watches every day to see Kenya and Swaziland French kiss.
Belarus gets on his computer and then searches up "Russia X Reader."

After Belarus reads the fanfiction...
Belarus: WHOA, I'D NEVER DO THAT. That's just WRONG. And I'm a GUY, not a girl. Although if I rewrite it, replace Russia with Swaziland and the reader with Kenya... and show it to Scotland...
Later...
Belarus: Okay, Scotland. Here's a story just for YOU!
Scotland: WHOA! I LOVE watching that famous kissing scene... and now you turned it into a LOVE scene! I LOVED Swaziland X Kenya!
Later...
Norway: Scotland, have you been reading...
Scotland: It was so good! Belarus is a good writer!
Belarus: Um, Scotland, you realize that's an edited fanfiction?
Scotland: Let me guess, it was... Russia!?
Belarus: Sometimes, I wonder, why did I even edit a lemon fanfiction...
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Russia and Belarus play a duet together.
Russia: OH YEAH! THE ROCK SONG!
Belarus: Lucky you, I get to do the bass part. Which isn't very fun.
Russia: OH, YEAH ROCK MUSIC!
Belarus: Rock remixes are great!
Russia: What is it even a rock remix of?
Belarus: The music that plays when Kenya and Swaziland share a kiss... Scotland apparently OBSESSES over that scene of Kenya X Swaziland.
Russia: Kill Scotland.
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The scene that Scotland always watches... reenacted with England and Latvia!
Latvia: Oh, England... you're very beautiful...
England: Excuse me, but I don't do Kenya X Swaziland, Latvia. Maybe you can do that with Russia. Plus I'm not yaoi.
Latvia: Come on, England! Scotland is seeing this and is NOT impressed!
Scotland: COME ON, KENYA AND SWAZILAND, KISS ALREADY!
England kicks Latvia off the stage.
England: I'M NOT YAOI!
Scotland: Maybe... LET'S do the Kenya X Swaziland scene!
England: NOO!
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When Latvia, Russia, Belarus, Norway, and Ireland find a girl...
Latvia: Oh my goodness! IT'S A HOT BABE!
Russia: Move over, Latvia on Fire! IT'S MY BABE!
Latvia: You know, I'm less...evil than you.
Russia: HOW COULD YOU SAY I'M EVIL!?
Belarus: Everything... I want to have a girlfriend SO badly so that I can make fun of Scotland for watching so much Swaziland X Kenya that-
Ireland: Belarus, Scotland is my friend!
(Belarus and Latvia's forced to be single forever. Meanwhile, Sweden beats up Russia for having a girlfriend. Norway and Ireland didn't do anything.)
Latvia: What a bummer...
Belarus: Well, at least WE can do the Swaziland X Kenya scene!
Norway: STOP ASKING ABOUT THE SWAZILAND X KENYA THINGY! How about let's draw THIS!?
Latvia: Is that a cute anime guy?

Belarus: Is that Chibi what-looks-like England but resembles the Volga Boatmen?
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Scotland: Okay. I'm bored now. What do I do?
Belarus: Watch more Swaziland X Kenya? There's a performance of the kissing scene at the Cobalt Blue studio!
Scotland: Will Swaziland and Kenya actually KISS?
Belarus: Yes, Scotland, YES!
Belarus and Scotland were at the movie theater one minute later. England, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland, and Sweden were in the audience.
Belarus: OH, DEAR...
Kenya: Oh, Swaziland... You're so beautiful, with your hair like this...
England: COME ON, KISS ALREADY!
Swaziland: Come on, Kenya... You know how I feel about you?
Kenya and Swaziland share a passionate kiss. The countries' reactions?
Latvia: So sweet!
Russia: ...
Belarus: Why is Scotland so addicted to this scene?
Italy: Really?
Switzerland: WHY.
Sweden: UM...
England: UGH! Scotland!!!
Scotland: MORE HETALIA, PLEASE! GIVE ME MORE HETALIA! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ireland: What's so good about this kiss?
Because, Ireland, they were FRENCH kissing...
England: STOP FRENCH KISSING!
Scotland goes up on stage.
Scotland: ATTENTION EVERYBODY! !!!!
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THE END.
More of Europium week tomorrow! Sorry if there was no epic pizzas...

Random Stories

Random stories about the European countries, in honor of Europium week!
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Sweden and Switzerland were best friends since the beginning of time. They decided to make a sandwich together. It had potato bread, extra tomatoes, lots of cheese, and especially lots of chicken.
Sweden: You like the sandwich we're making?
Switzerland: Yes! The only thing missing is that there's no pizza in it!
Sweden: PIZZA!? OH YEAH, WE FORGOT! Want that pizza to be a chicken one with EXTRA pizza sauce and potato bread too?
Switzerland: SURE! That's a great idea-
Suddenly, a totally random Scotland comes down crashing onto Sweden and Switzerland's creation.
Sweden: NOOOOOOOOO! OUR TOTALLY AWESOME SANDWICH WITH POTATO BREAD, EXTRA TOMATOES, LOTS OF CHEESE AND CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scotland: What. It wasn't that epic.
Sweden: IT HAD LOTS OF CHEESE & CHICKEN!!!
Switzerland: AND WE WERE GOING TO ADD A PIZZA IN IT, until a totally random Scotland ruined our PIZZA!
Suddenly, another totally random Ireland crashes down into the remains of Sweden and Switzerland's sandwich.
Ireland: Switzerland! I just landed on one of your terrible cushions! What is it exactly?
Switzerland: It was FORMERLY the best sandwich ever until Scotland ruined it.
Scotland: IT WAS UNEXPECTED! I was supposed to land in the Specific Ocean but it landed in Sweden's house!
Sweden: THAT'S SILLY! And you, Ireland, were you doing the SAME!?
Ireland: I was supposed to land in Grand Valley. We were both skydiving but-
Sweden and Switzerland throw Scotland and Ireland out the window.
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England and Scotland love making pizzas together...especially ones with cheese, extra tomato sauce, ultimate chicken, pizza sandwiches, and potato bread. The duo decide to open up a pizza business.
England: Scotland, your idea was very fantastic. Now we're going to be RICH, richer than Switzerland, Ireland, and Sweden combined!
Scotland: Nice! Especially when all the ingredients are liked by many people, including chicken!
England: And tomato sauce, don't forget that!
After a while, Sweden comes into their door.
Scotland: Okay. What do you want on your pizza?
Sweden: Well you see, I want a pizza with lots of salami on top-
Scotland: I'm afraid that we don't have salami.
England: Isn't salami one of the essential ingredients, Scotland?
Scotland: England!
England and Scotland decide to start fighting.
Sweden: Okay?
Scotland: We don't have salami. Instead you'll have to check the toppings list.

List of toppings

pepperoni

more pepperoni

EXTRA CHEESE

LOTS OF CHEESE

LOTS OF CHICKEN

FRIED CHICKEN

CHICKEN NUGGETS

FRENCH FRIES

tomatoes

tomatoes

LOTS OF TOMATOES

mashed potatoes

SMASHED potatoes

cut up tomatoes

the ultimate potato challenge

MUSHROOMS!

BEEF!

and many more...

Sweden: Never mind then.

Sweden leaves.

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The Screaming Hafnium's: England, Switzerland, France, Spain, and Italy.

The Killer Rhenium's: Sweden, Scotland, Germany, Ireland, and Finland.

So today, the two teams have to compete in a challenge... to see which team cooks an Italian recipe better.
For the Screaming Hafnium's, England and Switzerland were doing the pasta. France and Italy were doing the pizza, while Spain was left to do the breadsticks by himself.
England: Hmm... this is pasta after all...
Switzerland: Plus it's Italian, right?
England: Yes.
Switzerland: PUT EXTRA TOMATO SAUCE ON IT!!!
England: Switzerland, that's a GREAT idea!
France: Okay, so since this is YOUR country...
Italy: I DO know how to do pizza well.
Spain: Okay, since I'm doing this alone... this is hard. Well...
For the Killer Rhenium's, Sweden and Germany were doing the pasta. Ireland and Scotland were doing the pizza, which leaves Finland to do the breadsticks by himself.
Sweden: Germany, is this fun? Making pasta, pasta, PASTA!
Germany: If only if YOU weren't so enthusiastic about it, I might enjoy it a little more.
Sweden: Okay, Germany... calm down...
Ireland: Scotland... WE'RE MAKING PIZZA!
Scotland: So first, mix potatoes in the dough, making it POTATO DOUGH! Roll it out...
Ireland: Then, we add LOTS of tomato sauce on the dough!
Scotland: After we do THAT, we add LOTS of cheese on it!
Ireland: Then, we add...CHICKEN!!! WE ADD SALAMI! WE ADD LOTS, AND LOTS OF TOMATOES AND POTATOES TOO!
Scotland: You know this is too UN-Italian, right?
Finland: Breadsticks? You mean, sticks made out of bread? Well, this is easy then.
Now, they're done with the whole thing. Now, they're giving it to the host, Denmark.
Denmark: Okay. Screaming Hafnium's, it's up!
The screaming Hafnium's come.
Denmark: England and Switzerland! I want to see the pasta.
Denmark tastes the pasta.
England: Is it good?
Denmark: Yes, it is! There's too much tomato sauce in it, though. I give you an 6/10.
Switzerland: ...okay...
Denmark: France and Italy, I wanna see your pizza! And I hope it's good, because it's Italian! Good for Italy, but maybe not for France!
Denmark tastes the pizza.
Denmark: ...Italy...this is very NICE pizza! Out of a scale of 1 to 10, 15!
Italy: Oh yeah, France!
France: Yes, Italy...
Denmark: And now, for Spain!
Spain brings his breadsticks.
Spain: Do you like it? WILL you like it?
Denmark: ...
Denmark tastes the breadsticks.
Denmark: ...THESE ARE GREAT! 10/10!
Spain: OH YEAH!
Denmark: The Screaming Hafnium's have done a great job! Now it's time for the Killer Rhenium's.
Sweden shamefully brings a smashed dish, with smashed pasta...
Sweden: Sorry, Denmark... this is all what I could bring... because...
Germany: Sweden did it, not me.
Denmark tastes the pasta.
Denmark: Would taste better if not smashed by Sweden. 4/10.
Sweden: IT WASN'T ME! It was Germany!
Germany and Sweden start to fight.
Denmark: Next up, Scotland and Ireland!
Scotland and Ireland bring their ultimate pizza to Denmark.
Denmark: Oh, this is looking good!
Denmark eats the pizza, when...
Denmark: Scotland and Ireland! Did you use...SPICY SAUCE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!
Denmark gets water.
Ireland: Oh... I thought that was pizza sauce.
Scotland: Did you enjoy the rest of the pizza?
Denmark: YUCK, Scotland! Is that...PLASTIC!?
Scotland: Oh my goodness... THIS IS WHY IT SMELLED SO BAD WHEN IT COOKED!
Ireland: How did this even HAPPEN!? Oh my goodness!
Denmark: For almost POISONING me, NEGATIVE 10!
Scotland: !
And finally, for Finland...
Finland: Here you go, BREAD sticks!
Denmark eats the breadsticks, that were really... bread sticks.
Denmark: YUCK! It was MOLDY bread! 1/10! It turns out the Screaming Hafnium's win the challenge!
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Scotland finds a weird machine, and shows it to Switzerland and England.
Scotland: Hmm... this is a pretty strange machine...
Switzerland: How about you go IN it, Scotland?
England: Please, Scotland! THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
Switzerland shoves Scotland into the machine.
England: Switzerland! HOW COULD YOU!?
What comes out of the machine... is a female Scotland.
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When Germanium, Francium, and Polonium meet Germany, France, and Poland...
Germanium: So who's this "Scotland" you're talking about?
France: Scotland is the person who likes making pizza during his free time. Ireland and England are usually his buddies.
Germanium: Nice, France... Germany, why were you evil during WWII?
Germany: The truth is... Scotland was REALLY pissing me off... Germanium...
Germanium: And you, Poland... Who is Marie Curie?
Poland: Mary Curie? Oh well you see...what Sweden eats when he's dead?
Germanium: Pretty sure you've been watching some Hetalia, right?
Germany: Yeah. I heard that they do Scotland X England for some reason unknown... maybe because they cook pizza a lot too?
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England and Ireland decide to go skydiving.
Ireland: Come on, England! Don't be afraid! I once skydived and landed in Sweden and Switzerland's sandwich. Come on, let's skydive!
England: Okay, as long as I don't land in anything that people worked hard on...
Ireland and England jump. Later...
Scotland: Whoa... I never knew watching Hetalia was this hot!
Suddenly, England lands on the TV Scotland was watching, breaking his TV...
England: OH! Ouch, that hurt! Oh my goodness, Scotland! You're always in a happy mood, but THIS!?
Scotland was enraged because England broke his TV
Scotland: DUDE, KENYA WAS GOING TO KISS SWAZILAND, BEFORE YOU LANDED ON MY TV! I miss my Kenya x Swaziland thing now!
England: Oh my goodness... Swaziland and Kenya!?
Scotland: Yes, I know! It's SO messed up!
England: Well...
Scotland throws England out the window. Meanwhile, Sweden was showing an audience his creation.
Sweden: Behold, my fellow countries! It's the leaning tower of-
Suddenly, Ireland lands, smashing Sweden's "Leaning tower of Pizza" (which was hidden under a cloth by the way, so the audience didn't know what it was)
Sweden: NO, MY LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA!!!
Ireland: I told you skydiving was fun!
Switzerland: Come on, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza-
Italy: Sorry, Switzerland...but Ireland has killed it! I think it was a parody of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which I own!
Finland: Come on, where's the pizza?
Italy: Ireland killed it.
France: UGH, always has to be someone! In this case, Ireland!!!
Poland: I know, right? It's so messed up...
Germany: Ireland is so messed up! Killing a leaning tower of pizza!!!
Denmark: I wonder, was it even real pizza?
Spain: Maybe... maybe not?
Switzerland: LOOK! I HEARD OF DISCOVERIES OF GOLD IN MEXICO!!!
Italy: Nice, but shouldn't you be killing Ireland instead?
Switzerland: It was the same Ireland that killed my epic sandwich!!!
Switzerland throws Ireland out a window. Switzerland then finds lots of gold in Mexico.
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Switzerland decides to play random tunes on his rock guitar, while performing in front of a whole audience.
Switzerland: TIME TO LET OUT MY TRUE SPIRIT!
Germany: Really? A rock guitarist's spirit?
Switzerland: NOT JUST THAT, IT'S A ROCK SONG ITSELF! And Scotland, PAY ATTENTION! Stop watching Swaziland X Kenya on your phone!
Scotland wasn't paying attention to Switzerland because he was watching more Hetalia-like shows on his phone.
Scotland: LOOK AT THAT SEXY KISS... HOW SWAZILAND AND KENYA'S IN LOVE... THEY ARE... PERFECT YAOI...
Switzerland: Scotland! STOP WATCHING SWAZILAND X KENYA.
Scotland: Okay fine.
Scotland pays attention to the rock song.
Switzerland: OH YEAH, ROCK MUSIC!
Sweden: Also comes with the epic rock music!
Germany: Man, why do so many people enjoy metal?
Poland: I don't know why Germany.
Italy: It's not Italian enough.
Switzerland: Well DUH, it's more American!
Denmark: DANG IT!
France: Let's listen to more!
England: Thanks a lot... nice... but... UGH!
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THE END.
More stories coming soon... each day of Europium week!

TDA - Yet MORE hilariousness!!!

By Oxygen.
This is about the two teams, Team 6 and 13, being in First Class in the Jumbo Jet from TDWT. This is all fanmade. Niobium is the main character in this.
Niobium: (sigh) He looks so good. Doesn't he look good?
Germanium: He looks great. I'm so happy. For you, happy for you!
Niobium: Don't get me wrong. He's not perfect. I made a little list of the things that need to change. But, once I change these 47 things about him, he will be perfect.
Niobium pulls up a huge paper of the 47 things that need to change about Potassium, shocking Germanium.
Niobium: Can you imagine if you, me, and Potassium end up in the final 3?
Germanium: That'd be crazy!
Niobium: Just you, me, and my boyfriend? What would you think Hahnium would do to turn us against each other?
Germanium: Oh, let's not guess! I'd rather it be a surprise.
Later on, during the challenge, Teams 2 and 13 are in a tiebreaker. Osmium and Magnesium were the two representatives of their respective teams.
Hydrogen: He's like an angel.
Helium: Those costumes are not authent-
Hydrogen: No one cares!
Bismuth: This is going to be a close one!
Nobelium: Yes, too close. Someone needs a distraction to slow them down.
Nobelium walks to Magnesium.
Nobelium: Time to pay back that favor. Please tell Niobium what you know about Hafnium and Potassium.
Niobium gasps, and looks angrily at Hafnium.
Hahnium had a bow and arrow, with a burning marshmallow.
Hahnium: On your marks!
Nobelium: Now.
Hafnium looked afraid.
Magnesium: I SAW HAFNIUM AND POTASSIUM KISS!
NIOBIUM: WHAT!?
Magnesium: That's a load off...
Nobelium: He said he saw.
Hahnium: Get set!
NIOBIUM: HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIEND...ISH! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hydrogen was holding back a pissed off Niobium.
Hahnium: GO!
Later...
Hydrogen: Fly, Osmium, fly!
Angry Niobium: Osmium, stay where you are.
Hydrogen: But we'll lose!
Niobium stared at Hafnium.
Hydrogen: Oh. Osmium, stay where you are!
NIOBIUM: YOU ARE SO ELIMINATED!
Berkelium: She's got my vote.
Hydrogen: Agreed.
Osmium decides to fly, still.
Soon, their wings start to fall.
Helium: Their wings are molting!
Bismuth: Maybe it's seasonal?
Hafnium: Come on, Osmium?
NIOBIUM: YOU DON'T GET TO CHEER!!!
Magnesium and Osmium were still flying. Magnesium NEARLY got the medal, but then he falls. Osmium grabs the medal with his teeth, and then falls on top of Magnesium.
Hahnium: The Pens win! And the last place people get to head to the elimination room for the second time.
Vanadium, Rutherfordium, Phosphorus, Protactinium, Wolfram/Tungsten, Potassium, and Arsenic's team are the losers. It turns out Magnesium gets eliminated the next episode. At the episode after that... at the elimination ceremony, the votes were being revealed.
Hahnium: Okay. One vote for Niobium, one for Hafnium. A second for Niobium, a second for Hafnium. And the last vote is for... Hydrogen! It's a tie!
Hafnium loses the tiebreaker, and then...
Niobium: YES! I win!
Hahnium: Hafnium, 11 o'clock. Exit's right behind you.
Hafnium: Thanks. SUCK IT NIOBIUM, IN YOUR...
Hafnium gets shoved off a plane.
Hafnium: FACE!!!
Niobium was looking happy.
Niobium: Yes!
And yes, Zirconium saw ALL of that. Now Zirconium HATES Niobium.

DRAW THESE!!!

THE MOST RANDOM POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
I am planning to draw ALL these people in MY style.

(mount linelandify this picture of a random person)
Oh yeah, THIS is Mount Lineland.

It was nice work.

TDA - Protactinium's 3rd request

By Oxygen.
"I have noticed Curium's appearance was taken from Marie Curie, but there was no Pierre Curie. Make Curium hire Strontium as Pierre Curie. What would the others react like?"

Well, you see, when Curium takes Strontium away, Curium probably will dress Strontium like Pierre Curie, and then they'll make new elements and experiment with the radioactive ones. Everyone will question where Strontium is, even Cesium. Someone then discovers what Strontium has been doing with Curium and then Curium and Strontium get disqualified.

Now time for a story.
Curium was finally done with her time in her secret lab. She walks towards her own team's cabin, until she hears a HUGE explosion! It was a FIREWORK!
Curium: Strontium?
Strontium: Oh yeah, I blew up a firework all right!
Curium: You blew up another firework?
Strontium: YES!
Curium: OK, Strontium. So, I don't have a lab... partner. I feel very lonely thanks to that.
Strontium: Curium...
Curium: So, Strontium, can you become my lab partner? Like... my Pierre Curie?
Strontium: Will there be any fireworks in your lab?
Curium: Sorry, Strontium, but no. This is much MORE fun than fireworks! You get to go to a secret lab, while no one else knows! You and I will become best friends! Just come with me!
Strontium: Let me think, Curium... plus, your name sounds similar to Cerium.
Curium: Yes. I'm even LIKE Cerium! Cerium cooks up food, but I cook up new ELEMENTS! You see, I have created elements 119-126. Their names (in order) are Consortium, Auditorium, Geranium (not Germanium), Aquarium, Odium, Gymnasium, Deuterium, and Millennium. Maybe we can make the next element together and the element can be named Strontium-um!
Strontium: Nice! I'll join forces with you!
The next day...
Rubidium woke up in her cabin. Rubidium sees Rhenium sleeping with his blimp, Carbon, Helium meditating, Lanthanum, Europium, Fermium...but no Strontium!
Rubidium: Strontium is missing! Where is that devious Scottish kid?
Carbon: I don't know. The last time I saw him, he was outside, playing with fireworks.... like usual.
Suddenly, Cesium appears.
Cesium: TIME TO ANNOY YOU WITH K-POP!
Rubidium shoves Cesium out of the room. Then, Rubidium had a chart that looked like this.
= ☑
= ☒
RESULTS:
Rubidium: That's just GREAT.
Helium: Rubidium, since Strontium ALWAYS plays with fireworks...I wonder... did Strontium...DIE!?
Rubidium: Wait...Strontium DIED!?
Rubidium runs out. Rubidium did NOT see a pile of guts on the floor.
Rubidium: Strontium ISN'T dead!
Helium: What could've happened to Strontium?
Lanthanum: I don't know. Maybe someone could've cleaned up what could've been the remains of Strontium.
Rubidium: Yeah, but there would've been blood on the floor too. Strontium isn't dead.
Lanthanum: Strontium is missing.
Meanwhile, in Curium's secret lab...
Curium: Okay, Strontium. First of all, you need to take off these Scottish clothes, and replace them with an outfit similar to mine, except without a skirt, but pants.
Strontium: Okay.
Soon, Strontium was in a outfit similar to Curium's outfit. Strontium was wearing a black suit. Strontium had his hair styled too. His hair looked more serious.
Strontium: Curium, what are you gonna teach me next?
Curium: Okay. I do NOT have a safety suit because I forgot to bring yours. It's YOUR responsibility to keep yourself safe and not get killed like Marie Curie did. So here, make research about this piece of radium.
Strontium: Wait, do you mean Radium the contestant or actual radium?
Curium: Why would I bring Radium the contestant there? He'd probably tell anyone. Also, do not tell a single soul that you're working with me now.
Strontium: Okay, Curium.
Curium: Good. Now, pick up that piece of radium.
Strontium: But first...

Curium: Stop worshipping Scotland! Right now, we have to work on Poland stuff, not Scotland stuff!
Strontium: Polonium isn't even Polish.
Curium: Strontium, Polonium Was Named After Poland.
Strontium: Oh fine.
3 days later...
Curium: FINALLY you got a fact about radium!
Strontium: RADIUM IS RADIOACTIVE, THAT'S WHY.
Curium: Now, help me make element 127! It'll be named... Alluvium!
Strontium: Alluvium!?
Curium: Yes, Strontium.
And so, for a while, Strontium and Curium worked together. Curium created the elements Alluvium, Bacterium, and element 129, Medium. After a week...
Rubidium: Strontium has been missing for TOO long now! The only time we see Strontium is during the challenges, and Strontium looks... different now!
Fermium: Maybe Strontium decided to get used to Cesium singing K-Pop and then joined forces with Cesium every night?
Rubidium: CESIUM'S K-POP SINGING IS BAD!!! Strontium would NEVER join forces with Cesium! NEVER!
Fermium: That's harsh. Well, let's look.
Meanwhile, in Curium's lab...
Strontium: This has been fun. I have been working with you for this week and invented 3 elements with you!
Curium: Oh, Strontium! Now, let's create more elements!
Meanwhile, Cesium, Germanium, and Zirconium were outside.
Cesium: (gasp) A DOME! It looks like... A K-POP STUDIO!
Germanium: Really?
Zirconium: It might include DIAMONDS in it!
Germanium: Great. Stuck with Cesium and Zirconium.
Cesium: Let me open it!
Cesium opens the door...
Curium: CESIUM! This is MY private lab! Oh, dear, you've found out! YOU HAVE FOUND IT!
Zirconium: What. I was just looking for a diamond, Curium.
Germanium: Wait a second... Is that... Strontium!?
Curium: What, Germanium!? Are you talking about the city of Strontian, Scotland?
Germanium: Strontium.
Curium: Holmium?
Germanium: That Scottish guy who's part of the Carbon Diamonds, third team, loves fireworks, has red hair...
Cesium: Yes, Strontium! Where is he?
Curium: In Scotland, maybe?
Germanium: Strontium!?
Meanwhile, Strontium was hiding behind the cyclotron.
Strontium: cesium's here... and probably will tell EVERYONE about my support for Curium...I'm scared... I'm afraid Cesium is gonna tell everyone that I work with Curium now... and I'll probably get eliminated... Curium too... I'm suffering from radiation poisoning...but I don't really care... I just don't want Cesium-
Cesium: Strontium!!!!
Strontium: C-CESIUM!!!
Cesium: Strontium...I think you should stop supporting Curium. You look VERY Polish, too.
Strontium: I know. I'm Scottish though, and I feel VERY bad for this.
Cesium: Poor Strontium... Also, BAD CURIUM! You have forced Strontium to be your "Pierre Curie," while you slack off and do all the work!
Strontium: C-CESIUM, IT WASN'T LIKE THAT!
Curium: CESIUM, DON'T TELL!
Germanium: We're telling. Also, Strontium, stop becoming Curium's partner.
Strontium: Goodbye...
Some hours later, the Magnesium Fires and Carbon Diamonds were at the elimination ceremony. Strontium was back in his Scottish outfit, while Curium was crying. Strontium was also cleaned out of all radiation.
Hahnium: Okay, Teams Two and Three. You're at the elimination ceremony for a REASON. It turns out TWO of you are disqualified! Strontium and Curium, say goodbye.
Curium: WHAT!? Why, Hahnium!? WHY!?
Hahnium: I don't know...secret labs, taking a contestant without me knowing... and Strontium, you're out because you made friends with Curium. Also, you need to go to the hospital, Strontium. You're out.
Strontium: Goodbye, my friends... I'll miss you, Lanthanum. You too, Helium and Carbon. And Rubidium, I think I'll miss you most of all.
Rubidium sobs, and then Strontium and Curium get into the Not-so Periodic Table and then it drives away.
Magnesium: It's so sad, poor Strontium... don't really care about Curium though.
The End.

THE TEAM OF umm...

Crappy page made by carbon.

A crappy picture of what Strontium would look in TDA.

This is Strontium. Of course, why did we pick the name Strontium!? We hate Iowa, and it should stay that way! I mean, I like the states of South Carolina, Indium, and Ohio better. Well, Strontium is crappy...

what the fuck is this indeed!

This is justinbieberfan123. He likes cesium. ummmmmmmm.

This is justin- NEVERMIND.
i hate this page. ~ Oxygen

TDA - Team 3

By: Hydrogen.

This is the team that Helium, Europium, Lanthanum, Rhenium, Carbon, Rubidium, Fermium, and Strontium are on for "Randomized Elements Action." They were the third team to be formed by Hahnium.

Helium, sweet and humble team leader. Gets along with anyone quite quickly.

Helium - Helium is the most humble and nice teen you can ever meet. He is like Neon, without any troubles of course. He is the "Humble and trustworthy Helium." He is liked by almost everyone, except maybe the scientists. He doesn't react violently, and he is super kind. He's really noble. He is the 2nd oldest of the team.

Europium. He is a French teenager who respects anyone.

Europium - Europium is the respectful kid. Europium respects the opinions of everyone. Europium is European, just like his name. Helium and Europium are usually seen together. Europium is very likable. He is the 4th oldest of the team. Of course people disrespect him, but he doesn't really care. Europium also loves the color red and watching TV!

Lanthanum, the performer on stage. Really handsome!

Lanthanum - Lanthanum is the show director in this group. He is a young, handsome person who you'd definitely like. He likes acting out stuff, and definitely likes attention. He is a master painter, as evidenced by how much he paints. He's great friends with Europium and Cadmium. Lanthanum is also kind. Lanthanum is the 4th youngest of the group.

Rhenium, the blimp-lover.

Rhenium - Rhenium is a playful teenager, who plays with an airplane (that most people call a blimp) most of the time. He wears an airplane flyer suit most of the times. Rhenium is the 2nd youngest of the group. He is usually seen with Strontium (and hated by Strontium). Rhenium is usually disliked more than liked.

Carbon, diamond guitarist.

Carbon - Carbon is the cool guy. He likes playing his guitar a lot. He also shares love with his diamonds. He really wants a diamond guitar one day. He is good friends with anyone, and he's pure. Carbon is the 3rd youngest of the group. Carbon is liked by the group, and he might even have a love interest.

Rubidium, the girl with a bold and vivid personality. Very friendly!

Rubidium - Rubidium has a bold personality. Rubidium is also very passionate, like Neon. Rubidium is also very sexy, making her very likable. She is seen doing lots of things, and made great friends with lots of contestants, including Cadmium and Nickel. She is the 3rd oldest of the group. Her favorite color is red, and she really likes the ruby.

Fermium, the calm and firm nuclear researcher.

Fermium - Fermium is a researcher. Fermium is the oldest of the team. Fermium is a newcomer, and he really likes researching for the team. He helps a lot, making him likable. However, he likes nuclear reactions too. He is calm and firm, just like his name. Fermium resembles Enrico Fermi a LOT.

Strontium, the devious and naughty kid from Scotland.

Strontium - Strontium is the naughty kid of the team. He is VERY devious. Strontium ALWAYS plays with dangerous things, even when his team members say that it's forbidden to do so. Strontium is of Scottish descent. Strontium is great friends with Rubidium and Rhenium. Strontium is very likable. Strontium is the youngest of the group.

Randomized Picture

The official randomized picture for Team 3.

The Team Members by Age (Oldest to Youngest)

Fermium
Helium
Rubidium
Europium
Lanthanum
Carbon
Rhenium
Strontium

Credits

I credit Oxygen for recoloring the pictures I originally made for "Randomized Elements." Nothing else here. (There are no elements above Rutherfordium. Kaycie Dee did not do anything.