Super Paper Idiots - Part 1

In Super Paper Idiots, each part has a certain country going through Chapter 6 of Super Paper Mario.
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Chapter 6-1 - Sammer Guy Showdown
"Under the looming shadow of The Void, the world slowly drifted toward demise. But not all hope was lost: two Pure Hearts had yet to be found. Could our daring heroes find them? Or was the world doomed to be devoured? Japan and the Pixls ventured through the next door to find out..."
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The stage is drawn out to resemble a kingdom. Japan, Tippi, and the Pixls come out of the dark blue door.
Tippi: Japan, look at that...
Tippi stared at the HUGE void.
Tippi: The Void... It's enormous here... Much bigger than it is in Flipside... This dimension must be very close to destruction... We'd better hurry... We have a Pure Heart to find.
Japan: WHAT IN THE NAME IS THIS!? What is the name of this!? Japan DOESN'T like this place! Looks too complicated!
Tippi: Come on Japan!
Japan hurries through the door.
"I YIELD!"
Somebody runs up to the door.
"I AM ASHAMED!"
"Ahhhh... So you run, coward. You disgrace your family's honor. Another unworthy opponent... When will this "hero" of legend appear? Time is running out, and still he refuses to show his face!"
Japan walks up to his face.
Japan: In the name of Japan, WHO ARE YOU!?
"You stop now, Japan! You wear the clothes of a crazy. You must be, if you mean to challenge me!"
Tippi: His name is Japan. He's not here to challenge you...
"I KNOW THAT, TIPPI!!! So it begins, Japan. I am known as Jade Blooper, guardian of the 1st gate. Prepare for game over!"
Japan kicks the Sammer Guy down with his FOOT.
Jade Blooper: No more, I beg you! Your power is great, challenger. Your skills are impressive. So the hero of legend has finally revealed himself... You may go to the next gate.
Japan: Wow. I'm shocked. When I kick Russia with my foot Russia kicks me down to the ground.
Tippi: What "next gate"? What is going on here, Japan?
"OH, SPLENDID!"
The king is shown.
Japan: Why is there a crown?
"Oh ho! What a performance! And what exotic garb you drape yourself in, Japan!"
The king runs up to Japan.
Japan: Wow?
"What a rousing spectacle of martial artistry, Japan!"
Japan: Look, crown guy. Who are you?
Jade Blooper: INSOLENCE! Show respect, Japan! You stand before King Sammer, ruler of the Sammer Guys!
King Sammer: Your unusual fighting style brings me amusement to no end, Japan! As reward for your victory, I shall allow a glimpse of my treasure... Behold!
King Sammer takes out a pure heart!
Japan: That's a pure heart!
King Sammer: Indeed, it is the pride of the kingdom! If you desire it, prove your worth by defeating my loyal vassals in a tournament!
Japan: Wait, how many?
Jade Blooper: In our kingdom, there is a legend that has been passed down through generations. "When a great hole appears in the sky, the world will soon be devoured." The tempest in the sky grows larger by the day. It must be stopped!
King Sammer: But the legend goes on. And so I shall continue a very dramatic reading... Ahem. "Only one thing can stop The Void: the great hero must be given the Pure Heart." Vassals, to me!
The 99 other Sammer Guys appear.
Japan: Seriously, King Sammer? If China were here he'd be very angry right now.
King Sammer: But Japan, China isn't here right now. These are my vassals. Should you beat them all, you will prove you are the true hero. Yes, I shall reward you with a Pure Heart if you best my other 99 Sammer Guys!
Japan: Ninety-NINE? How long is THAT going to take? Where's Sweden when you need him?
Jade Blooper: Begone, Sammer Guys, and move to your tournament positions!
All the 99 Sammer Guys leave.
Japan: ...
King Sammer: I'm sure I'll be on the edge of my throne throughout this thrilling tournament! I will await your arrival at the palace. The tournament has begun... Let skill decide!
King Sammer leaves the place.
Tippi: So, the king will give us a Pure Heart if we beat the other 99 Sammer Guys... You'd better get started. You have a lot of fighting to do.
Japan: Don't worry. I have a plan.
Japan gets out his katana. Japan rushes into the door. He saw another Sammer Guy. Of course, Japan was prepared.
Japan slices the Sammer Guy in half. He does that for the next 20 rounds until...
Tippi: The Void is growing larger, Japan! We have to hurry!!
"Hurry? Why not pause and savor the show?"
Japan: ?
They hear something, but see nobody.
Japan: Who said that?
Count Bleck appears!
Count Bleck: It is already far too late to stop...Count Bleck!
Japan: Oh my goodness... It's Count Bleck!!!
Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! The prophecy unfolds smoothly, thanks to the Chaos Heart. The light of each world will be snuffed out one by one...
Japan: Oh, my, GOODNESS!
Tippi: Why would you want to do something so...unspeakable?
Count Bleck: You QUESTION Count Bleck?! This worthless world's destruction matters not! Far better for Count Bleck to wipe it out of existence than let it remain!
Tippi: How can you say that? That's...horrible!
Count Bleck: Count Bleck scoffs at you! An insignificant Pixl lectures Count Bleck on what is right and wrong?
Tippi: This is not up for discussion! You're wrong...and sick! All living things have a heart. They're all priceless. You can't just...erase them!
Count Bleck: Of all things, you defend the heart? Nothing could be more worthless...
Japan: ...
He holds his hat over his face.
Count Bleck: All things...are meaningless. Aside from Timpani, no treasure mattered in the least to me...
Japan: Timpani?
Count Bleck: ...Speak no more!
He spreads out his arms.
Count Bleck: This world is dying under the monocled gaze of...Count Bleck! But don't let that stop you from trying to find a Pure Heart you will never acquire! BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!
Count Bleck then leaves.
Japan: Dang it.
Japan and Tippi continue on to the 25th room, without cutting the Sammer Guy in half with the katana this time. Japan hits the star block to end the chapter.
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Chapter 6-2 - The End of a World
"With The Void encompassing the entire sky, the end of the world was at hand. The pressure was on for Japan to find all the remaining Pure Hearts. Would regal King Sammer be willing to part with his most precious treasure? Leaving an army of Sammer Guys in his wake, Japan stepped into the palace..."
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"Splendid! The heroes have arrived!"
King Sammer appears.
King Sammer: We received word of your nasty run-in with that despicable fellow Count Bleck. So the legends ARE true... Our ancestors truly did foretell these days!
Japan: Okay, so what?
King Sammer: You haven't defeat all of my 100 Sammer Guys, but the situation is grave... Oh, why not! Just for royal giggles. The treasure sits on the 26th gate. Go claim the Pure Heart you so richly deserve!
Japan: Why are you giving me the pure heart so early...? But if you wish, okay....
Japan goes to the treasure chest and opens it. Instead of a Pure Heart... THERE WAS A BOMB!
Japan: That doesn't look like a Pure Heart at-
The bomb explodes.
Japan: Oh...my goodness...
King Sammer: But... But... That explosion didn't even turn you black with soot! That totally didn't even hurt you at all! This stinks!
Japan: Wait a second... WAIT A SECOND!
King Sammer teleports to Japan.
King Sammer: So you thought you'd just grab the Pure Heart? You guys are so dumb! Mimimimimimimimimi!
Japan: Oh my goodness... I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS!!!
Mimi: Surprise! It's me, Mimi! You're so silly! Did you crazy heads think the king would give you the Pure Heart? The king's probably tucked all cozy in a bed taking a nap in the castle. ...Making cute li'l snoring noises while his world goes bye-bye!
Tippi: Mimi...time is of the essence. Stay out of our way.
Japan: Yeah...
Mimi: You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm even HERE is to get in the way! I'm not all soft 'n' cuddly like the count. Nighty-night! It's bedtime for you guys! NYAAAAH!
Japan gets out his katana and then Mimi shoots Rubees at Japan. However, Japan protects himself with his katana. Japan sends the Rubees hurling at Mimi and then Japan defeats Mimi easily.
Mimi: OUCHIE! That really hurt! You're just a big bunch of bullies who hit cute little girls! But it doesn't matter an eensy teensy bit, hee hee! Everything's perfect! ...What, don't believe me? Look up at the sky!
Japan: Oh, dang... that's a HUGE void!
The place then rumbles, and the void EXPANDS.
Japan: Oh, my god.
Mimi: Mimimimimimimimimimimi! Yep, I sure got you meanies to waste LOTS of your time! Guess you'll have to give up looking for that dumb Pure Heart now!
Japan: You were just stalling us...
Mimi: Golly, you guys have really got your thinking caps on today, huh? Well, I did warn you that I was meaner than the count! Anyhow, it's sure a big old bummer I can't stay to play more with you guys. But this place is about to go kablooey! Later, meanies!
Japan goes through the next five gates, when suddenly...
"HA HA HA. We are doomed. It cannot be stopped. HAH HAH."
Japan: What's so funny about that?
"HAH HAH HAH. HAH HAH HAH."
Japan: ...
The Sammer Guy runs away.
Japan: Oh dear... oh dear!
Tippi: We've got to make it! We can't fail now. Not now! We've come so far.
The Void takes over the whole kingdom, completely obliterating it. This causes Japan to go back to Flipside.
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Tippi: Count Bleck... I feel like I know him from somewhere...
The screen fades in, showing Japan lying on the ground.
Tippi: Wait... I do! Or at least, I did! I did know him! But... How? And when? And who is he? I can't remember...
Japan: Wait...
Tippi: Mario... You realize...
Japan: Um...what is going on here?
Tippi: I'm a little discombobulated myself, so it's hard to say... At the very least, we seem to have returned to Flipside...
Japan: But what happened to King Sammer and the Sammer Guys? And what do you think happened to the Pure Heart?
Tippi goes over to the dark blue door.
Tippi: ....... The door leading to that world still exists, it seems... I wonder... Do we dare go back in... Yes. Yes, I think we should go back through...
They go through the door again.
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Chapter 6-1 - ???
Japan, Tippi, and the Pixls come out of the door, to find...
Japan: Oh dear... what happened to everything? Everyone? Hello? Anyone? I'm Japan, your favorite!
Tippi: Wait... I can feel something very faint, Japan! It's the Pure Heart! I can't believe anything is left here, but we have to go take a look.
Japan: Okay...
Japan and Tippi go through the pathway with the remains of the world.
Japan: This is so unbearable to look at...
Japan saw the remains of the kingdom.
Japan: Look at the kingdom... it's so dull, and lifeless!
Japan continued looking.
Japan: Tippi, I can see some of the Sammer Guys too...
Japan noticed some of the Sammer Guys running in fear of the Void. If they were still alive, that is...
Japan: Wow... I wouldn't want to see even Prussia like this.
King Sammer and End Boss weren't screaming or fleeing. Instead, their heads were hung low as if they were waiting their lives to be over due to the void.
Japan: Why... WHY!?
Japan eventually finds the Pure Heart.
Tippi: Japan, what's that over there?
The pure heart had no power left in it.
Tippi: Could that be, Japan!? It's a Pure Heart! It seems an impossibility, but somehow it survived the obliteration of this world. Something about it seems odd, though...
"Heh heh heh... This place is pretty bland now, isn't it?"
Mr. L: Hey, what's going on here? Looks like your Pure Heart got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. But, eh, whatever. I'll swipe it just for kicks.
Mr. L takes the pure heart. Japan walks up to him.
Japan: Mr. L!
Mr. L: Ahhhh...it's you. I couldn't miss that trendy Japanese vest. Heh.
Japan: You're the creep I fought in outer space!
Mr. L: How about that Prognosticus! Anything the count doesn't like... POOF! It never existed. Look, I've got to run. Stay out of the count's business if you want to live.
Japan: I'm going to STOP Count Bleck! Now hand over the Pure Heart!
Mr. L: Still pushing for a fight? Fine. Who am I to disappoint? ...BROBOT LAUNCH!
The Brobot L-Type comes out of the wall.
Mr. L: Just check this thing out! This bad boy is sporting the latest in robotics. Meet my new friend... BROBOT L-TYPE!
Japan: ...really?
Mr. L hops into the Brobot L-Type.
Mr. L: The Green Thunder strikes like lightning! That Japanese vest is so played out. Have at you!
Japan: NO ONE INSULTS MY CLOTHING.
Japan, now really angry, slices the robot in half with his katana... in one slice!
Mr. L: Awwwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-Type shoots missiles. Missiles!
Japan: You insulted my clothing, so you get this!
The bot blows up. Mr. L falls over, dropping the Pure Heart.
Mr. L: Preposterous! Why? Why can't I win?!
Japan: Villains never win!
Mr. L: GRRRR! You laugh now, but the Green Thunder never forgets!
He runs off.
Tippi: Oh, look!
She flies over to it.
Japan: What is it?
Tippi: He must have dropped it when he ran off. But this Pure Heart, it's... it turned to stone... I don't feel any kind of power radiating from it. We'd better take it back to Merlon... He'll know what to do...
Tippi and Japan take the Pure Heart.
"You got a Pure Heart! Sort of!"
Japan: ...
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"The destruction of an entire world was a great and terrible tragedy. But Japan had survived the cataclysm and found another Pure Heart. The end of that world had dulled the shine of the Pure Heart they had found. Was the Pure Heart's power lost forever? The heroes set out for Flipside to find out..."
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Next up is China. It's going to be the same chapter, except with China this time!
I'll see you next time, possibly with some Kenya X Swaziland too!
Meanwhile...
HETALIA!