The Hydrogen Awards!

Hi. My name is Hydrogen Hydrangea, but you may call me Hydro!
First...
Congratulations to Chlorine, Copper, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Cesium, Lanthanum, Rhenium, Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, and Americium for not being meitneriums! Meanwhile, the rest of the elements (NOT INCLUDING ME) are huge meitneriums. So, can we throw a party?
Antimony: Hydrogen!? Really?
Tellurium: Tungsten's not going to be happy...
Hydrogen: Tungsten's a meitnerium. Meanwhile, Tellurium, you will receive a badge! The ULTIMATE HYDROGEN BADGE! It will make every fan of me a fan of you too!
Lanthanum: LA!

LAnthanum, curium's Praseodymium...

Iodine: I can't believe Chlorine's not in here...
Rhenium: Go tell Rhodium this!
For all the other elements, they're trapped in a titanium box. Yes, even Titanium.
Vanadium: HELP US!!! HYDROGEN! MASTER HYDROGEN! HELP!
Nitrogen: It's no use. Hydrogen's locked us up in a titanium box. We're all going to suffocate and decompose into carbon's!
Oxygen: AND HYDROGEN'S LEFT ME IN THIS BOX TO DIE. Why? You know, I'm smarter than Hydrogen!
Osmium: Iridium's better.
Holmium: Lanthanum's LUCKY!
Zinc: Copper's gone... Well, I have Gallium, Germanium, and Arsenic.
Gallium: It's so much Francium experience!
Molybdenum: Niobium's here too.
Niobium: HELP! THE AGONY!
Carbon: I heard that Nitrogen said that we'll suffocate and decompose into carbon's.
Nitrogen: It is true!
Barium: Francium's like me. Except, Francium's a bit more fun.
Chromium: Can you MEITNERIUM the way out?
Nitrogen: Our hands are tied.
Gadolinium: Samarium's still here. Don't worry.
Samarium: If we can get out of here, we can be saved!
Fluorine: Samarium's right.
Samarium: EUROPIUMS!
Praseodymium: What if Samarium's push-
Neodymium: NEON'S LIGHT SIGNS! Samarium's push was SO big, now we're falling towards a volcano crater!
Fluorine: Nitrogen! EMBRACE YOURSELVES!
Oxygen: AND HYDROGEN'S NEVER EVER GONNA SEE US AGAIN!
Nitrogen: GOODBYE, WORLD!
Fluorine: IT'S SO HOT!
Nitrogen: AND HYDROGEN'S GONNA MISS ME, DON'T FORGET!!!
The box lands into the lava. Nitrogen, Chromium, Barium, Carbon, Niobium, Molybdenum, Gallium, Holmium, Oxygen, Vanadium, Fluorine, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Samarium, Gadolinium, and many other elements were killed in the lava.
Hydrogen: Hello?
Tellurium: Hydrogen!?
Hydrogen: Oxygen's dead. YAY! I can be necessary to all life now! Well, there are only 14 now! Me, Chlorine, Copper, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Cesium, Lanthanum, Rhenium, Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, and Americium.
Cesium: Rubidium's dead...
Hydrogen: Not sure if Mendelevium's inside that box or not...
MENDELEVIUM WAS IN THAT BOX. They misspelled it Medelevium.
Iodine coughs.
Hydrogen: IODINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE! DON'T DISTRACT ME!
Iodine continues coughing.
Hydrogen: AND IODINE'S BEING ANNOYING.
Iodine: I have lung cance-
Those were Iodine's last words before Hydrogen shoves Iodine off a cliff. You know what was below that cliff? Spikes. The spikes impaled Iodine everywhere.
Hydrogen: THAT'S TOO VIOLENT!
Nitrogen's ghost suddenly comes.
Nitrogen: and hydrogen's gonna die.
Suddenly, lightning strikes the whole building, killing Hydrogen, Chlorine, Copper, Antimony, Tellurium, Cesium, Lanthanum, Rhenium, Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, and Americium.
Fluorine: IODINE'S DEAD! HAHAHA!
The (unexpected) end
Just kidding. That wasn't the real ending.
Hydrogen: IODINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE! DON'T DISTRACT ME!
Iodine: Hydrogen-
Hydrogen: I gotta search up why "Iodine's coughing like a chlorinated-freak."
Iodine: HYDROGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Coughing, especially if it persists or becomes intense

Pain in the chest, shoulder, or back unrelated to pain from coughing

A change in color or volume of sputum

Shortness of breath

Changes in the voice or being hoarse

Harsh sounds with each breath (stridor)

Recurrent lung problems, such as bronchitis or pneumonia

Coughing up phlegm or mucus, especially if it is tinged with blood

Coughing up blood

Iodine: HYDROGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! I know... I have lung cance-

Hydrogen sends Iodine to a hospital.

Hydrogen: THE HYDROGEN AWARDS.

Chlorine, you get an award for being the most calm element.

Copper, you get an award for being a bronze medal!

Antimony, you get an award for being the prettiest.

Tellurium, you get an award for being really Asian.

Cesium, you get an award for being explosive with water.
Lanthanum, you get an award for saying "LA!" the most.
Rhenium, you get an award for being the funniest element!
Actinium- iodine's got cancer when she got exposed to your radioactivity! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ACTINIUM! GO AWAY!
Thorium, you get an award for being the most powerful!
Protactinium, you get an award for being the best dad!
Uranium, you get an award for being an astronomer.
Americium, you get an award for being an awesome run!
The Elements (except Actinium) got all their awards. I pinned them onto their clothes. Then, I shoved Actinium off a cliff. Poor Iodine.
The End