Let's show all of ANGRY Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev's posts of the past!
Okay, Hydrogen, vote for the ones that are really funny!
1. Tellurium
Tellurium can impale itself on a spike
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 7, 2015
Tellurium can go fuck an owl
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) March 22, 2015
Tellurium can eat a bowl of fuck
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) February 25, 2015
2. Praseodymium
Praseodymium can eat a dick
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 11, 2015
Praseodymium can take a liquid sodium enema
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) April 25, 2015
Praseodymium can shove a microwave up its arse sideways
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) January 31, 2015
3. Ununtrium
Seriously, fuck ununtrium
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 4, 2015
Ununtrium can shove a microwave up its arse sideways
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) February 13, 2015
Fuck ununtrium in the foot
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) January 29, 2015
4. Cobalt
Cobalt can go head first through a tunnel full of pig shit
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 24, 2015
Seriously, fuck cobalt in the brain
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) March 24, 2015
Cobalt can mop up a hurricane of piss
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) February 4, 2015
5. Lawrencium
Lawrencium can fucking do one
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 28, 2015
Lawrencium can fucking do one
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 28, 2015
Lawrencium can impale itself on a spike
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) January 9, 2015
6. Americium
Seriously, fuck americium in the ear
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) March 31, 2015
Americium can fucking do one
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) March 14, 2015
Americium can die in a fire
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) February 17, 2015
7. Mercury
Mercury can drown in donkey piss
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) February 28, 2015
Mercury can drown in donkey piss
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) February 28, 2015
Mercury can impale itself on a spike
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) November 22, 2014
8. Rutherfordium
Rutherfordium can mop up a hurricane of piss
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) April 25, 2015
Fuck rutherfordium in the eye
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) September 11, 2014
Rutherfordium can shove a microwave up its arse sideways
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) December 21, 2014
9. Dubnium
Dubnium can shove a microwave up its arse sideways
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 28, 2015
Seriously, fuck dubnium right in the ankle
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 5, 2015
Seriously, fuck dubnium
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) May 16, 2015
Day 6 - June 14th, 2015, 12:00 AM-11:00 PM"THIS GAME WILL GO ON UNTIL THERE'S ONE WINNER..." - Dmitri's Mendeleev
Rutherfordium, Americium, Tellurium, Praseodymium, Ununtrium, Dubnium, Lawrencium, Mercury, Cobalt
Suddenly, they all run into Dmitri's Mendeleev, pissing him off.
DMITRI'S MENDELEEV: YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST BUMP INTO ME!? I'LL SHOW YOU!
The End!
Just kidding. Only one was gone...
Fuck praseodymium in the ankle
— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 15, 2015
Now only 8 remain!Who will be Dmitri'd and who will survive? Stay tuned to tomorrow!
Rutherfordium, Americium, Tellurium, Ununtrium, Dubnium, Lawrencium, Mercury, Cobalt
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