Saturday, August 8, 2015

Randomized Elements Action - Elimination - Magnesium Fires #2 - Lutetium

Team at Elimination Ceremony:
The Magnesium Fires (molybdenum praseodymium osmium rhodium)
Remaining Contestants
Lutetium, Magnesium, Actinium, Tellurium, Cadmium, Uranium, and Ytterbium
Everyone was looking evilly at Lutetium.
Hahnium: Magnesium Fires...this is your second elimination. You're sending someone home tonight. Let's see...Actinium, you're in danger by running away like a WIMP to Thorium, who usually fears of YOU.
Actinium: Thorium scared me away by showing me a picture of Titanium. I would have killed Thorium if it weren't for that Titanium picture.
Hahnium: Tellurium, for discriminating Holmium by giving Holmium an Asian hat...
Tellurium: Holmium isn't easy to beat, so I gave him an Asian hat and then Holmium cried and said that he was English.
Hahnium: And Cadmium, you may remember the time you painted on Vanadium...
Cadmium: That was Vanadium!? I thought that was something to paint on!
Hahnium: And Lutetium, for BLOWING the challenge by crying when you got electrified and your hair got all ruined, making Hafnium knock you down and making your team last place.
Lutetium: I wonder if my hair can EVER look normal again...
Hahnium: Uranium, Ytterbium, and Magnesium, you're safe.
Hahnium throws three gilded Hahnium awards to Uranium, Ytterbium, and Magnesium.
Hahnium: Tellurium and Actinium, you're safe too.
Hahnium throws 2 more gilded Hahnium awards to Tellurium and Actinium.
Cadmium and Lutetium were the final two.
Hahnium: And the final gilded Hahnium award goes to...
Lutetium was looking evilly at Cadmium. Cadmium was scared.
Hahnium: Cadmium.
Lutetium: Noooo! You voted ME off and not that loser Cadmium!? Who painted on Vanadium!? And Hafnium, who ruined my beauty!? (cries)
Hahnium: Lutetium, Hafnium isn't even on this team!
Lutetium: What a waste! Now you've lost the most beautiful queen of this team! AND YOUR TEAM LEADER!
Hahnium drags Lutetium to the Walk of Shame, and then shoves her into the Not-So Periodic Table. Then, the Not-So Periodic Table drives off.

The End
Remaining Contestants
Magnesium, Actinium, Tellurium, Cadmium, Uranium, and Ytterbium
Eliminated: Lutetium.
Votes For...
Lutetium - Uranium, Actinium, Tellurium, Ytterbium, Cadmium, and Magnesium
Cadmium - Lutetium

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