Hydrogen's Personal Blog!: TDA - Livermorium's Request

By Oxygen.
"What if Strontium and Einsteinium switched teams?"
OK.
If Strontium and Einsteinium switch teams... On the Osmium Pens, Strontium will probably be super annoyed by Cesium's K-Pop singing. Strontium will also probably blow up fireworks everywhere.
On the Carbon Diamonds, Einsteinium will annoy everyone with his genius, and Rubidium will wonder what Strontium is like on the other team.
Now time for the STORY!
Hahnium: Osmium Pens. You've lost this challenge. Don't lost the next one. If you don't get a gilded Hahnium award, you're done for! Okay... Hafnium.
Hafnium: Yes!
Hahnium: Cesium.
Cesium: とてもきれい好きがとてもきれい一目惚れぜひ蒸しはガール!
Hahnium: Boron.
Boron: ...
Hahnium: Osmium.
Osmium: As fancy as it is... YES!
Hahnium: Hydrogen.
Hydrogen: WEE!
Hahnium: Berkelium.
Berkelium gets her Hahnium Award. The final two were Einsteinium and Niobium.
Hahnium: And the last one goes to...
...
...
Niobium. Sorry, Einsteinium, your genius was too genius to keep up with.
Suddenly, a naked Strontium runs in.
Cesium: Strontium!?
Strontium was holding a green firework.
Strontium: You want to see?
Hahnium: No, Strontium. ALSO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Strontium throws the firework in the air.
Cesium: IT'S NOT THE 4TH OF JULY!
The firework lands on Hahnium.
(BOOM)
Later, when Hahnium gets up...
Hahnium: NO! My beautiful flerovium and livermorium cards!!!
Strontium: Oops,,, I'm sorry....
Hahnium: You have to pay the ultimate price...either rebuild my cards or switch places with Einsteinium! I decided not to eliminate Einsteinium after THIS! ALSO, STOP BEING NAKED!
Strontium: I CAN'T DO CARDS! And I LIKE running out naked!
Hahnium: SWITCH WITH EINSTEINIUM THEN!
Strontium: R-RUBIDIUM!!! I'm sorry, but I have to leave you...
Hahnium: Strontium, you're now on THEIR team. Einsteinium, you're now on Helium's team.
Rubidium: Not Strontium!
Strontium walks over to Niobium's team, while Einsteinium walks over to Helium's team.
The next day... for the Carbon Diamonds...
Lanthanum: Time to get up for my show again!
Einsteinium: Emc = Squared.
Lanthanum: Einsteinium, you get to be Einstein!
Einsteinium: OK, [Xe] 5d1 6s2!
Lanthanum: OK, weird!
Rubidium: I wonder how Strontium is doing on the Osmium Pens...
Einsteinium: [Kr] 5s2 is doing just fine on the [Xe] 4f14 5d6 6s2 writing devices...
Rubidium: STOP CALLING US BY OUR ELECTRON CONFIGURATIONS!!!
Einsteinium: Sheesh, Rubidium!
Meanwhile for the Osmium Pens...
Niobium: Great, just great. A firework addict on my team. What is wrong with these people?
Cesium: ジージージージーベビーベビーベビージージージージーベビーベビーベビー
strontium's annoyed by the k-pop song.
Strontium: SERIOUSLY!?!?!??!
Cesium sings the whole song, annoying Strontium so much...
Strontium: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe I'm forced on this team now! I should have fixed those livermorium cards!
Cesium: 私はショックを受けたよ私の体の震えジージージージージーうんうんうんああああああ甘い香りスパークリング目
Strontium: THROW A FIREWORK AT IT!!! I can't understand Japanese!!!
Cesium: 私にはわからないと私は毎日、私はあなたを見てみたいです
Strontium: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berkelium: Stop torturing newcomer Strontium with K-Pop songs!
Strontium: PLEASE, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cesium: これはいいえいいえいいえいいえいいえ私の目は盲目されているので明るいです私はああああああああああので驚いて私はショックを受けたよ私の体の震えジージージージージーうんうんうんああああああ甘い香りスパークリング目
(In the confessional...)
Strontium: I'll DEFINITELY vote him off next.
Back in the trailer...
Cesium: これはいいえいいえいいえいいえいいえ私の目は盲目されているので明るいです私はああああああああああ
Strontium: He's got my vote.
Hydrogen: No! Cesium is cool!
Strontium: Okay... It's like the situation of Zinc and Copper. Except this time, I have fireworks as my powers.
Hydrogen: USE IT!
Strontium: OK, Hydrogen!
Cesium: ジージージージーベビーベビーベビージージージージーベビーベビーベビー!
Strontium: STOP!!!
Cesium: ジージージージーベビーベビーベビージージージージーベビーベビーベビー
...then Strontium never lived a peaceful life again, with Cesium's K-Pop singing. Until...
Germanium: G-GALLIUM IS HAVING NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF YOUR TERRIFYING SINGING, CESIUM!
Copper: You are like Zinc, except worse!
Germanium: YOU'RE RIGHT!
Neon: It's like Neodymium times a thousand!
Rubidium: Poor Strontium... suffering under the spell of Cesium's singing. Einsteinium got out of it though!
The End
SUMMARY IN PICTURES!!!
During Elimination Ceremony