The scene opens up to the island. Yes, the same one from "Randomized Elements Island." We see our host Hahnium.
Hahnium: Today, our campers return. There were 2 seasons before, Randomized Elements Island and Randomized Elements Action. Now, we're redoing it! This time, with EIGHT NEW CONTESTANTS! Meet our old contestants.
Hahnium: There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium! Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, gold and protactinium and indium and thallium...and iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
Hahnium: There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, strontium and silicon and silver and samarium and bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium!
Hahnium: There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, and phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium! Lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium, palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium! Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium...and cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
Hahnium: There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, and chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. Sodium, and lawrencium and rutherfordium.
All the contestants get dropped off a plane and then land into the ocean around the island.
Hahnium: Wait... We have 8 new contestants! Meet Dubnium, stat collector!
Hahnium pushes Dubnium off the plane.
Hahnium: Then we introduce Seaborgium, the Seaborg collector...
Hahnium tells Seaborgium that there are NO Seaborgs in the sea and then pushes him off the plane.
Hahnium: Then, we introduce Bohrium, boring kid.
Hahnium shoves Bohrium too.
Hahnium: Also we have Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, and Copernicium.
Hahnium shoves them off a plane. Darmstadtium was writing the statistics of everyone's fall on a clipboard, while Copernicium was looking through a telescope. Roentgenium had a X-Ray in his hand.
Now, at the camp fire, they were dry again.
Hahnium: Now we're organizing you into teams! Okay! Team 1 is Lanthanum, Krypton, Thorium, Ruthenium, Bromine, Neon, Indium, Osmium, Mendelevium, Meitnerium, and Osmium. You are officially dubbed "The Lanthanum Lanthanides!"
Hahnium: You're not the team leader! Lanthanum is!
Ruthenium: Fine, fine...
Thorium: I'm powerful!
Krypton: You're Supermen!?
Ruthenium: No, Krypton-idiot.
Krypton: OH, THE ARGON!
Hahnium: OK! Chlorine, Calcium, Darmstadtium, Gadolinium, Potassium, Holmium, Bohrium, Hydrogen, Fluorine, Samarium, and Niobium. You're Team 2! You are officially dubbed the "Chlorine Chlorides!"
Potassium: Oh, great. Now I'm stuck with a milk-loving loser named Calcium.
Darmstadtium: By the looks of this, Calcium and Potassium's going to have a lot of conflict.
Potassium: You're correct, new one.
Hahnium: Nobelium, Cerium, Carbon, Thallium, Gold, Seaborgium, Antimony, Arsenic, Iron, and Bismuth. You're team 3, the Nobelium Nobles!
Hahnium: No, sorry Bismuth.
Bismuth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Iron: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! I'll hurt you if you don't!
Hahnium: Europium, Erbium, Nitrogen, Protactinium, Neptunium, Sulfur, Platinum, Lawrencium, Boron, and Dubnium. You're Team 4! This team is the Europium Europeans!
Lanthanum: EUROPIUM, SHUT UP!
Sulfur: YEE-HAW!
Hahnium: Manganese, Radium, Iodine, Neodymium, Lithium, Promethium, Cadmium, Actinium, Lead, and Oxygen. You're the Manganese Manganisms.
Neon: (sighs) I thought you got over me already, creepy Neodymium.
Neodymium: I'M NOT CREEPY!
Neon: (sighs once again) Pink guy, looking stronger than me, rose-colored hair...
is ultimately creepy. Man, you look like Praseodymium.Iron: Yes, you are. You LOVE Neon. That's even CREEPIER.
Hahnium: Scandium, Argon, Hafnium, Aluminum, Germanium, Hassium, Rhodium, Iridium, Technetium, and Praseodymium. You're the Scandium Scandinavia's.
Iridium: No, nature time!
Argon: No, sleeping time...
Iridium: I knew it.
Hafnium: Great, just great.
Hahnium: Tin, Roentgenium, Cesium, Tantalum, Rhenium, Copernicium, Plutonium, Selenium, Thulium, and Silver. You're the Tin Tungstens!
Silver: The name is electrifying.
Everyone else: NO! The name isn't cute! It has Tungsten in it!
Silver: Whoa. Tungsten is not that bad. Just because he's a wolf warrior, doesn't mean you get to insult him!
Cesium: You're right. There is a K-Pop song named "Wolf."
Silver: (facepalms) No need to talk about K-Pop right now.
Hahnium: Mercury, Silicon, Vanadium, Zirconium, Polonium, Xenon, Tellurium, Phosphorus, Terbium, and Sodium. You're on team 8, the Mercury Mercurials!
Silicon: I have a phone. Want to see all the-
Vanadium: S-SILICON, DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Silicon: VANADIUM'S BEING MEAN!!!
Vanadium: STOP TEXTING YOUR "FRIENDS!" AND STOP DOWNLOADING VIDEOS OF STUFF!
Polonium: Radium, want to hang out?
Radium: What do you mean hang out?
Tellurium: I'm still Asian!
Lithium: Good. Because you're a manganism, Tellurium.
Tellurium: Chinatown!
Zirconium: I hope THIS time I'll find a TRUE diamond!
Carbon: Well, you see, carbon actually makes diamonds. Plus, don't I look like diamonds?
Zirconium: These are diamonds...real diamonds...
Carbon: Those are NOT diamonds! That's just my shine, not real diamonds!
Zirconium: You know, Carbon... I'm still poor...help me, please...
Hafnium: Zirconium's really poor. Can you help Zirconium?
Carbon: Yes, I-
Hahnium: SHUT UP CARBON! Anyways...Ytterbium, Magnesium, Strontium, Cobalt, Gallium, Lutetium, Curium, Californium, Fermium, and Palladium. You're the Ytterbium Ytterby's!
Holmium: I'm English!
Hafnium: Really, guys!?
Ytterbium: This is lame.
Palladium: Shut up.
Strontium: Is there anything FUN around here?
Strontium looks at the box of fireworks.
Lutetium: WHY AM I NOT THE LEADER!? I'm the queen!!!
Magnesium: SHUT UP! You look fancy, but in reality you're just a spoiled lady who treats us like SLAVES!!!!!!!! I hate you Lutetium! I HATE YOU!!!
Lutetium: Magnesium's making false rumors about me. HOW DARE YOU!
Magnesium: SPOILED BRAT!
Lutetium: Stupid athlete!
Magnesium: (gasp) HOW DARE YOU!
(explosion)
Magnesium: Strontium did NOT just play with these fireworks.
Strontium: That was fun!
A firework show starts.
Palladium: Strontium, want to be devious together?
Strontium: Sure!
Hahnium: Shut up, Scottish Strontium!
Strontium: Wee!
Hahnium: Rubidium, Molybdenum, Rutherfordium, Uranium, Francium, Dysprosium, Tungsten, Einsteinium, Yttrium, and Chromium. You're the Rubidium Rapids!
Uranium: Hello, Radium. Want to make friends?
Radium: Sure, Uranium!
Tungsten: Tellurium's Asian too, don't forget!
Tellurium: Chinatown!
Tungsten: I'm a true wolf warrior!
Tellurium: Now... that's just creepy.
Rubidium: STRONTIUM'S BLOWING UP MORE FIREWORKS!
Strontium: NO I'M NOT! Hahahahahahaha! FIREWORKS!
Hahnium: And the rest of you...Nickel, Titanium, Americium, Barium, Astatine, Copper, Radon, Berkelium, Zinc, and Beryllium. You are the Nickel Nickles!
Zinc: Copper! Remember me?
Copper: Zinc, yes I do. Now, I'll use magic!
Copper throws a beam at a box of even more fireworks and then the box explodes!
Zinc: COPPER'S BLOWING UP FIREWORKS!
Rubidium: I thought that was Strontium.
Strontium: COOL! Can I be your partner, Copper?
Copper: NO-
Nickel: Hey girls! Do I look sexy?
Rubidium: SHUT UP!
Nickel: How dare you, Rubidium!
Ruthenium: HEY! I'M PRETTIER THAN HER!
Nickel: No one labeled you as a diva.
Ruthenium: I do not care.
Berkelium: Wow, that is so interesting!
Darmstadtium: Ruthenium and Nickel's having conflict right now.
Ruthenium: Shut up, newbie!
Nickel: What's up with Xenon?
Krypton: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Xenon: HELLO KRYPTON.
Krypton: Xenon's ALWAYS in a robot suit.
Berkelium: I DO NOT CARE!!!
Hafnium: ...For once, Berkelium is angry.
Tin: Nickel's really cute.
Nickel: NO I'M NOT! They call me "Devious Diva" for a REASON!
Hahnium: Okay! You are at the elimination ceremony right now. If you get last place in a challenge, you get sent here where you have to eliminate a camper. They'll have to walk the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and then leave. They can't come back. EVER.
Everyone gasps, except for Bohrium.
Hahnium: Now, I'll introduce you to the cabins.
Hahnium shows them 10 cabins.
Hahnium: Here are the 10 cabins.
Hafnium: You expect US to sleep HERE? No way!
Zirconium: It's okay, Hafnium. It doesn't look that good...
Hafnium: This is a replay of Randomized Elements Island.
Holmium: And where's the 11th cabin!?
Hahnium: Yes it is, Hafnium. Holmium, the 11th cabin is right here!
Hahnium points to a fancy hotel.
Hahnium: IT'S FOR 1ST PLACE ONLY! No losers allowed!
Holmium: Can we party in it?
Hahnium: Sure! It's much better than the other cabins!
Zirconium: I would like to spend a night in this hotel!
Hahnium: Also, it has a diamond in it!
Zirconium: A DIAMOND!?
Hafnium: It's a diamond hotel! Zirconium's probably going to treasure it for the rest of her LIFE!
Zirconium: HOW MANY DIAMONDS!?
Hafnium: A LOT. It has all the treasures you can find in it!
Zirconium: HAHNIUM, HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR HOTELS ARE!!!!
Hafnium: I think Zirconium is like this because her family is poor.
Zirconium: Who built the hotel?
Hahnium: Myself.
Zirconium: So...beautiful...
Holmium: I'll get to party in there all night!
Samarium: YEAH!
Europium: Respect the Europium!
Hahnium: And finally, the communal bathrooms.
Cadmium: Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic!
Hafnium: It means we shower together, idiot.
Hahnium: Also, there's the confessional. Yes, it's the same one from Season 1.
Hahnium points to an outhouse.
Hahnium: It's where you'll make your confessions. Anyways, your first challenge starts in one hour.
Hahnium walks out, making them all wonder.
Krypton: What do you think he'll make us do?
Gold: It's our first challenge. How hard could it be?
1 hour later, both teams were standing near the edge of a 100-yard tall cliff with water at the bottom.
Gold: Oh, ****!
To be continued...
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