The Surviving List - Day 1

Each day we check Angry Dmitri's Mendeleev's profile to see if he had any more offensive comments or not.
"ANGRY Dmitri's Mendeleev already took out Tungsten, Gallium, Germanium, and even I, but he won't take out the ultimate element! Copper!" - Zinc
Day 1 - June 8th, 2015, 12:00 AM-11:00 AM (Dysprosium's birthday!)
Chlorine, Copper, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Cesium, Lanthanum, Rhenium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, and Americium
Why is Antimony out?

Antimony can suck my balls

— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 8, 2015

Why Chlorine?

Chlorine can shove a microwave up its arse sideways

— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 8, 2015

Lanthanum?

Fuck lanthanum

— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 8, 2015

Why is Actinium out beforehand?

Actinium can impale itself on a spike

— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 6, 2015 

That fateful day was Lanthanum's birthday.
LANTHANUM'S BIRTHDAY, I TELL YOU!
Lanthanum turned 29 on that fateful day!
The untimely deaths of Chlorine, Lanthanum and Antimony shocked the survivors. Meanwhile, Technetium, Sulfur, Aluminum, Bismuth, Praseodymium, Tungsten, Francium, Cobalt, Mercury, Ununtrium, Boron, Rutherfordium, Meitnerium, Dubnium, Flerovium, and Lawrencium joined us. Iodine, Cesium, Rhenium, Thorium, Copper, Tellurium, Americium, Protactinium, and Uranium continued on with their journey. Will Cesium make it to his own birthday, which is tomorrow? Find out, next time, at noon!
Glitch: I never considered Sulfur to be a Survivor.
Day 1 - June 8th, 2015, 12:00 PM-11:00 PM (Dysprosium's birthday)
"Dmitri's Mendeleev has haunted people's dreams since they were born. You have to stop Dmitri's before he kills all of us!" - Mercury, witness of lanthanum's death
Tellurium, Rhenium, Americium, Protactinium, Thorium, Cesium, Copper, Iodine, Uranium, Rutherfordium, Mercury, Praseodymium, Cobalt, Francium, Lawrencium, Boron, Sulfur, Tungsten, Bismuth, Meitnerium, Technetium, Aluminum, Ununtrium, Flerovium, Dubnium
Bismuth was taken out quickly. But why?

Bismuth can jump off a cliff

— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 8, 2015

Sulfur?

Sulfur can drown in donkey piss

— Angry Mendeleev (@angryMendeleev) June 9, 2015

Tellurium and Tungsten's finally reunited. But it won't be for that long... Will Tungsten and Tellurium make it to the end? Or will they be Dmitri's Mendeleev'd, like Sulfur, Bismuth, and all their past teammates? Will Cesium live to his birthday? Find out tomorrow!