All for Europium! There will be 6 trips, one for each continent! We aren't doing Antarctica.
Characters: Everyone we've introduced to you except for Kenya and Swaziland. Maybe some new ones.
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All the countries board the plane. It was going to their first destination...
NEW YORK CITY.
EVERYONE (except Latvia): NEW YORK CITY!?
Latvia: WHY NOT SOMEWHERE ELSE!?
Russia: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY!
Latvia: Man, Russia. You suck.
Scotland: THINK OF IT! They're going to do the Kenya X Swaziland scene anytime!
England: NO! This is a world tour around the WORLD, there's NO time to look at that Hetalia-like show!
Scotland throws a rock at England.
Sweden: Okay?
Scotland rushes to the "Cobalt Blue Theater" in New York City, to see... NOTHING!?
Scotland: NOO! Belarus was WRONG!
Belarus: IT WAS THERE YESTERDAY! PLUS YOU RUINED IT BY SCREAMING PICTURES!
England: Yeah.
Scotland: Well, there aren't any females are there?
Heck no, Scotland! And don't you even think about dating Latvia. That's just wrong.
Scotland: Why WOULD I date Latvia???
Latvia: I don't know... my relaxed personality won't fit your... Kenya x Swaziland personality...
Scotland: True, Latvia...
Sweden: NEW YORK CITY!
England: Oh my goodness... A PIZZA PLACE!
Sweden: England, STOP!
Sweden and Switzerland pull back England.
Switzerland: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! It's a world tour, not a PIZZA tour!
Italy: BUT PIZZA... CAME FROM ME!
Belarus: And annoying came from Scotland! WHO CARES!?
Italy: THIS CUTE GIRL CARES!
Belarus: Is her name Scotland, too?
Italy:
!!!Belarus: Wow, she looks like...
Ukraine: ATTENTION EVERYONE! If you shut up about a chibi about Strontium Carey, we won't crash you with a plane!
Russia: IT'S NOT EVEN S. CAREY!
Latvia: It's me.
Belarus: You're too UN-cute!
Latvia sobs.
ATTENTION EVERYONE, we're leaving for South America. Shut up and pack your things.
Sweden: OKAY!
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Latvia: Now what do we do?
Scotland: AIRPLANE ENTERTAINMENT! Let's watch what's on TV before we arrive in SOUTH AMERICA!
What was on TV was more Hetalia... only with Liberia and Sudan this time!
Scotland: Ooh, interesting!
Sweden: MORE Hetalia!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Scotland was seeing Liberia X Sudan happen.
Scotland: I have NEVER seen this Hetalia gold before!
Ukraine: Is Scotland going to obsess about this now?
Belarus: Oh, dear!
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Location: The Amazon Forest
Scotland: I MISS MY HETALIA GOLD!
Belarus: Don't worry, that chibi from before is here!!!
Scotland: Is it a Kenya chibi?
Belarus: What, Scotland? Does it LOOK like this chibi French kissed Swaziland?
Scotland: No.
England: This is so creepy, yet... there's no forest!
Sweden: Why, do I have to tell you!? THAT'S THE HAFNIUMZON!
England: Who invented yaoi?
Scotland: I don't know... the Kenya X Swaziland scene was EXTRA yaoi.
Latvia: Come on, we're supposed to ENJOY the Amazon, not fight over that new yaoi scene in Hetalia-like shows!
Scotland: Let's check... Me, Latvia, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Switzerland, France, Spain, Norway, Finland, Sweden, Germany, Italy, Ireland, England, Lithuania, Estonia, Poland, and Prussia.
Latvia: What!? Prussia!?
Ireland: Yes, Prussia! How did you NOT know!?
Latvia: Estonia is great, but why Prussia!? WHY!?
Russia: WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH MY NAME, EXCEPT WITH A P AT THE BEGINNING!? NOTHING!
Latvia: ...okay?
Estonia: I have no clue why the Erie Canal is playing in the Amazon Forest. COME ON LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
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Latvia: Okay, I'm sickened by the sudden appearance of Prussia.
Russia: He doesn't even like TALKING to us!
Ireland: It's because...
Scotland: LOOK! More Hetalia!
Everyone comes to see. Scotland was watching another Hetalia scene, only with more African countries French kissing!
Scotland: Wow.
Ireland: STOP LAUGHING!
Scotland: Hetalia is the greatest.
England: Really?
Scotland: So the plot is, somehow aliens zap the continent of Africa, turning every country in that continent into a guy. They find each other and it's a bunch of...
Ireland: I HAVE NO COMMENT.
Sweden: That's not Hetalia... it's a Hetalia-LIKE show.
Belarus: Thank goodness...
Sweden: Besides...
Sweden sees out the window.
Estonia: OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S PARIS!
Sweden: Nice!
Belarus: PARIS!? I've always WANTED to go to Paris!
France: When seeing Belarus so excited about me... it's so heartwarming!
Spain: ???
Italy: LOOK! THE EIFFEL TOWER!
England: REALLY?
Everyone (except Prussia and Latvia) stare at the beautiful sights in France (even France).
Latvia: I don't like France the person, and I don't like France the country.
Everyone stares at Latvia.
Russia: Oh my god, the calm guy says the truth about France! I don't like France either!
Sweden: But it's so good looking!
Finland: It looks so good! When we arrive here...
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Sweden: WELCOME TO FRANCE!
France: OK, Sweden?
Sweden: Now I'll give you a picture of a French guy!
Sweden: GIVE him a name!
Scotland: Can his name be KenyaXSwaziland? Hello!? Sweden!?
Sweden: A REALISTIC NAME!
Scotland: FINE! Boomer!
Sweden: And who is THIS?
Sweden: Describe this. (chuckles)
Sweden: Last thing. This?
Sweden: LET'S GO TO PARIS ALREADY!
Scotland: WE'RE IN PARIS!
Italy: Paris!? More like Sweden and Scotland affair land!
England: HEY!
On the Eiffel tower...
Ireland: Isn't the Eiffel tower beautiful?
Scotland: Now, we can reenact the Kenya X Swaziland theme with you, Belarus!
Belarus: SHUT UP!
Switzerland: It's so peaceful in the Eiffel Tower... so high...yet, Belarus might shove Scotland off it anytime...
Sweden: Belarus doesn't like reenacting scenes that he HATES. Scotland always MENTIONS that not-so-beautiful Kenya X Swaziland scene.
England: UGH! How about let's do NO ONE x No one?
Russia: That? I like much better.
Prussia: NO! I want to do... Me X Switzerland!
Switzerland: YUCK! No Prussia X Switzerland! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Russia: That would be...disgusting.
Switzerland: EXACTLY!
Scotland: Come on, Prussia! How about you do Prussia X Scotland?
Prussia: YOU!? Not in a million years! How about Belarus?
Belarus: THAT'S IT! I'm outta here!!!
Estonia: Great ending! GREAT!
Prussia: COME ON!
Sweden: EVERYBODY HATES YOU.
Prussia: Aw...
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Prussia: I really loved that Swaziland X Kenya scene...
Scotland: Me too... Prussia?
Prussia: Scotland?
Scotland: Yes?
Prussia: We're GREAT together! We're both annoying, and both want to ship each other with others!
Scotland: I don't actually ship myself with anyone. But yes, I'm annoying.
England: Prussia X Scotland? That's just wrong...
Prussia: How about we ship each OTHER!? Scotland X Prussia!
Belarus: THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! We're going to the next continent, Africa!
Scotland: Are we going to Kenya? Swaziland?
Belarus: Maybe, but Kenya X Swaziland doesn't happen in the actual countries!
Scotland: Oh, Belarus...
Suddenly, rock music comes blasting.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Prussia: It said a bad word!!!
Scotland: Don't worry, we're all adults...
Prussia: Thank goodness Canada isn't here!
Lithuania: No one cares, Prussia. You can say your opinions about Scotland out loud! It seems Scotland is your BOYFRIEND!
Sweden: NO! England is his little boyfriend!
England: YUCK! I'd NOT spend the rest of my life with a person who LOVES Kenya X Swaziland!
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Belarus: Man, why did it HAVE to be the hottest place in Africa? It feels so hot...
Scotland: Don't worry, I've got it covered.
Scotland was holding an electric fan, while wearing sunglasses and a hat. Prussia was also doing that, too.
Russia: Scotland, Prussia, you're lucky...
England: Okay... it's time to dream now...
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In England's dream...
England: Huh? Why am I at home? Did I sleep through the whole tour?
No one responds.
England: ANYONE?
Suddenly, everyone walks to England... naked.
England: WHAT THE-
Sweden: England, BE QUIET! We're naked for a REASON! Now, go ahead!
Scotland: DO THE SWAZILAND X KENYA!
Sweden: Scotland!
England: ...
Finland: COME ON!
Prussia: I WANT TO SEE YOU DO IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
England: WAKE UP ENGLAND!
Sweden: NO!
Ireland: COME ON, COME ON!
Italy: ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT OR NOT!?
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Russia: England! England!!
England: AAH! I had the scariest dream EVER! You ALL were naked! Especially Latvia!
Latvia: WHAT!?
Italy: I'D NEVER BE NAKED!
Sweden: I had to carry you, England. Now we're NOT in the desert anymore. We're going to JAPAN!
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England: I don't want to see anyone naked... except for me... why, why did I have a NAKED dream? Sweden!
Sweden: What?
England: Were you the cause of it?
Sweden: No. Also, Scotland and Prussia are probably going to become their own "Swaziland X Kenya."
Prussia: Oh, Scotland!
Latvia: Dang it...
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Belarus: REALLY? We had to go to JAPAN?
Italy: It looks so... UN-Traditional!
Sweden: WHOA, THIS IS COOL!
Prussia: OH MY GOODNESS, NOW THEY'RE AIRING "SWAZILAND X KENYA" WITH JAPANESE SUBTITLES!
Scotland: I WANNA SEE!
Scotland and Prussia see the whole thing.
Prussia: That was beautiful...
Ireland: COME ON! I wanna see AUSTRALIA!
Belarus: Ireland! Come on, enjoy Japan!
Ireland looks into a Japanese restaurant.
Ireland: GROSS! There's so much... bean sauce!
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Belarus: Okay, due to Ireland's sickness, we have to go to Australia now... thanks to Ireland. Ireland apparently hates Japanese food.
Ireland: I want Irish stuff next time!
France: FINALLY! We're going to AUSTRALIA!
Latvia: Ooh, I've ALWAYS been an Australia fan!
Italy: Good! Australia is the BEST!
Scotland: =)
England: Maybe?
Latvia: I'd say, keep calm and carry on.
Latvia feels lovely now.
Sweden: Well, in this case...
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Sweden: AUSTRALIA! Our FINAL destination!
Everyone: Australia is AMAZING!
Sweden: I know, right?
Everyone goes running out to play in Australia, while Scotland and Prussia were left alone, together...
Scotland: Oh, Prussia... you're so beautiful...
Prussia: I think of the same...
Russia: COME ON, Prussia! PLAY WITH ME!
Prussia: Be quiet! Anyways, Scotland... I want to know... Will you be my Swaziland?
Scotland: YES, Prussia, YES!
Prussia: Oh, Scotland...
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It was shown that Prussia and Scotland were now in love.
England: Why, Scotland, why did you have to pick Prussia?
Prussia: Scotland is my perfect match...
England: Oh, Prussia... don't you have any other things to do?
Prussia: No... Scotland, you're so beautiful... now, let's watch more Hetalia together.
And soon, Prussia and Hetalia watch MORE Hetalia together. The world tour was over.
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THE END
Tune in tomorrow for MORE of Europium week!
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