Saturday, October 24, 2015

MORE randomness!

This episode opens with Poland walking into the room of Russia proclaiming that he is going to be late for the morning drill only to find that Russia is 'sleeping'. Poland walks over and kneels beside the bed and offers to tell him about how he killed a man in his sleep with his own moustache in Japan (the country) which results in Russia shooting up out of bed proclaiming "I'm up! I'm up!".
In the next segment Poland is once again seen storming into the room shouting "Russia! Oversleeping again!?". Russia is then shown lying in bed on his side with his back turned to Poland. He rolls over onto his back only for Poland to discover that he has caught a cold. Poland places his hand on Russia saying, "Don't catch a cold," which prompts a sneeze from the heavily breathing Russia.
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Poland: Hey, Russia! You're going to be late for morning training!
Russia was sleeping.
Poland: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.
Russia: Ah!! Fine, I'm up, I'm up!
HETALIA!
Poland: Russia! You are late again today!
Russia was sleeping, only not so soundly.
Poland puts his hand on Russia.
Poland: Hm... well, you do feel a little warm... don't catch a cold.
Russia: Achoo! !
Poland: ...
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When the movie is over Japan is about to ask Italy if he would watch another movie with him but Italy declines and instead gives Japan some horror video games to borrow to help him overcome his fear of frightening things. Japan takes the video games with thanks to Italy and then Italy runs away all of a sudden.

The next day Italy comes back to the house of Japan to find out how the games were only to find out that Japan had in fact enjoyed the games and was not afraid of them at all. Italy is left to wonder what Japan considers to be frightening knowing he will never figure out that answer.
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Japan: Oh… thank God… it's over! I almost wet my pants!
Italy: That's gross.
(Italy: Why did you watch it?)
Japan: Boy, that was scary… but I'm tough, and watched it all the way through!
Italy: Why did you watch it?! You didn’t have to watch it…!  Who am I talking to?
Japan: Guess what, Italy! I need help with this chick, Bloody Mary!
Italy: No way!
Japan: Come on!
Italy: Mr. Japan! You cannot go through life scared by stuff you see on television!  Now I'm giving you these horror video games so you can get used to scary stuff!
Japan: (relieved sigh) I can’t be scared, because games are about death and winning, and I’m America! Right on! Wanna play?
Italy dashes away.
THE NEXT DAY...
Japan was sitting in a chair. Italy comes in.
Italy: Japan? Are you OK? How did you do with the video games? I hope you weren't attacked by any of the real spirits that can come from them…
The chair turns around, to reveal a very creepy Japan.
Japan: Hello... Italy!
ITALY: AHH! SWAZILAND X KENYA DID GET YOU!!!!
Japan: Dude, I totally got you! You afraid of a little boo-berry makeup?
Italy: Ah!! Tell me that monster didn't really get you…!
Japan: No way; those games were totally fun!  And!  That monster was cute!
Italy: What do you mean, cute?
Japan: Oh, man… You’re such a wuss… that’s funny!
Italy sighs.
Narrator: And so, another triumph of cross-cultural celebration with Japan in the driver's seat.

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