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Estonia, China, and Prussia were camping on the beach. Of course, Estonia was sleeping. Suddenly, China and Prussia detect something.
Prussia: It seems they're here.
China: I agree.
Estonia: Say what?
Prussia: The allies...
The faces of Russia, Latvia, Germany, America, and Japan were shown.
Prussia gets out a gun.
China wields a katana.
Estonia was waving a white flag.
Russia: (laughs) Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! Japan! I choose you!
Japan jumps. Prussia and China get prepared to fight, while Estonia waves his flag.
Japan attacks Prussia first, with his spoon and pan. He whacks Prussia on the head with the pan. He also hits China on the side.
When Estonia spots Japan, and Japan spots Estonia...
Estonia: Uhh ohh… oh no!!! Please don't hit me!!!! Or at least not in the face!!!!! I paid a ton of money to get that hook out of my nose…!! I mean it's practically a work of art!! You wouldn't have a kenya x swaziland, would you?
While Estonia was crying, Russia comes. Then, after that, Latvia, Germany, and America also come.
Russia: Great, we caught them all!
Estonia: Stop walking! White flag, see?! White flag! White flag!! Ah!
Suddenly, something rumbles.
Russia: Ah!
Germany: Ah…
Latvia, America, and Japan: Ah?
Prussia and China: Ah…!
Rome suddenly appears.
Rome: ♪ Listen as I tell you what hell would be! To begin with, all the cooks would be Latvia! The policemen would all be Prussia! And the engineering would fall to Germany! Your lover would unfortunately… be Switzerland! And the bankers would be from… Estonia! ♪
Cheering was heard.
Estonia: …Grandpa Rome!
Russia: (laughs) Run away!!
Germany, Russia, Latvia, Japan, and America all run away.
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HETALIA!
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They were at the campfire, still.
China: What was that?
Prussia: Who knows…
Estonia: Grandpa Rome…
China and Prussia detect something again.
Prussia: They're back again.
China: I agree.
Estonia: Say what?
Russia, Latvia, Germany, America, and Japan are back.
Russia: (laughs) Yeah, so we were interrupted by a dude singing, but we're not gonna fail this time! Japan! I choose you!
Japan jumps. Prussia and China get prepared to fight, while Estonia waves his flag.
Japan attacks Prussia first, with his spoon and pan. He whacks Prussia on the head with the pan. He hits China, too.
When Estonia spots Japan, and Japan spots Estonia...
Estonia: PLEASE don't hit me! Or at least not in the balls; I mean they just dropped and they're very sensitive!! Uh!
Russia: Ah!
Germany: Ah…
Latvia, America, and Japan: Ah?
Prussia and China: Ah…!
Suddenly, Rome was in a boat with multiple girls.
Rome: ♪ Listen now as I tell you what heaven would be! All the cooks would be Germany! The policeman would all be Latvia, obviously! Engineers would be Prussia! The bankers would be Switzerland! And of course your lover would naturally be Estonia! Yahoo! ♪
Clapping was heard again.
Estonia: …Grandpa Rome!
Russia: More running away!
Germany, Russia, Latvia, Japan, and America all run away.
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They were STILL at the camp fire.
China: Seriously. What was that?
Prussia: Who knows…
Estonia: Goodnight, Grandpa Rome…