Friday, October 16, 2015

Golfing - Alternate Ending

This is the alternate ending of "Golfing." Instead, the other team wins the golfing match.
America hits the ball and then it lands... in the green zone.
Poland: NO! We're going to lose... GOING TO LOSE!!! WHY!?!?!
Sweden: Come on, Scotland! DO IT!
Scotland was watching the same Hetalia: AFRICAN COUNTRIES scene on his phone. It was showing Kenya X Swaziland.
POLAND: COME ON!
Prussia: Don't lose it or Romano will beat me up!
Romano: AND I'LL DO THAT FOR SURE!
Scotland: Okay, FOR THE SAKE OF KENYA X SWAZILAND, GO!
Scotland hits the ball with his golf stick... only to land in a sand trap.

Romano: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russia: It's time to end all of this!
Spain: You go, Russia!!!
Russia: Ready... set... GO!
Russia hits the ball with his golf stick, VERY hard! It goes bouncing off a tree, and then flies into the distance.
Japan: AW, NO!
Then...
China: Well, anyways, I'm going to be making something very good... CHICKEN SANDWICHES WITH EXTRA CHEESE IN THEM!
Liechtenstein: YES! This is going to be AWESOME!
China: So first I grab hamburger buns. Then I get some fried chicken. Then I get out a cheese packet and put lots of it in a single sandwich. Then it's done.
Liechtenstein: Yes!
Suddenly, the ball bounces off China.
China: OUCH! My head! Well... LET'S MAKE THEM!
Then...

Switzerland: Where's Estonia today?
Belarus: Yeah... and Russia? And France!?
Only two violinists were here. Belarus was 1st violin, 2nd violin was Switzerland.
Switzerland: Where's the cellist, Estonia? Where's the bassist, Russia? Where's the violist, France?
The ball bounces off Switzerland.
Switzerland: Maybe they were playing golf?
Then...
Seychelles: Okay. Let's go SURFING!
Lithuania: OH YEAH!
Seychelles and Lithuania were surfing. Then, the golf ball bounces off of the surfboard Lithuania was surfing.
Lithuania: AHH! POLAND BALL!!!
Seychelles: That's just a golf ball!!!
And then... THE GOLF BALL... IT LANDS IN THE HOLE!
Japan: WHOA! That was amazing! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!!!
Latvia: Of all the times...my wonderful golfing skills... WHY!?
Estonia: WE WON! Now I get to play relaxing cello music IN the hotel! I CAN'T BELIEVE! WE WON WE WON WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so, Team B had a vacation at Midnight Desires for a week. It was a 5-star hotel, of course. It was seen that Lithuania worked here.
Lithuania: Hello, Estonia. Were you playing golf?
Estonia: Yes, Lithuania.
Lithuania: A few days ago I was surfing with Seychelles, and that golf ball bounced off my surfboard.
Estonia: UH OH...
Italy: I can't believe! WE WON! I must think of how sad Romano is... he really wanted to be here.
And so, France, Spain, America, Russia, Italy, Estonia, Japan, and Denmark relaxed here for the next week... while Sweden, Romano, Prussia, Norway, Latvia, Poland, Scotland, and Germany were all back at their homes.
THE END.

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